The 2022 Remix Report Card, Vol. 1
I've been doing the Remix Report Card since 2007, and I've been doing it quarterly since 2014. And this is one of the quieter quarters I've covered, especially compared to 2021, but a couple pretty high profile remixes just came out in the past week. Here's the Spotify playlist:
"Big Energy (Remix)" by Latto featuring Mariah Carey and DJ Khaled
I'm on the record as not being a fan of "Big Energy," but obviously it was always going to be a major hit with the bulletproof "Genius of Love" sample and the desperate attempt to cash in on a ubiquitous catchphrase. And now we've got the probably inevitable outcome, a remix featuring one of the stars that the sample reminds people of, and Mariah shows up to dutifully hit a whistle note and sing a bit of "Fantasy." One of Latto's verses from the original is cut-and-pasted in along with some pretty boring Khaled ad libs, a real zero effort remix that they managed to get a week of press coverage out of by staggering the release 3 days after Latto's album.
Best Verse: n/a
Overall Grade: D
"Big Steppin' (Remix)" by Stunnaman02 featuring E-40 and P-Lo
"Big Steppin'" by San Francisco rapper Stunnaman02 has been a big regional hit since last summer, and he's already created custom remixes for the 49ers and the Warriors, which is kind of wild since this is a pretty dark song where the first verse opens with "Last year I told n----s put they gun down (what happened?)/ They shot Kool John, I got a gun now." But I suppose it's not truly a Bay Area hit until 40 Water jumps on it, and he sounds great on this beat.
Best Verse: E-40
Overall Grade: B+
"Bing Bong (Remix)" by Nems featuring Fat Joe, Busta Rhymes and Styles P
"Bing Bong" is another kind of inevitable song built around a social media catchphrase like "Big Energy" -- in this instance, a video where a Knicks fan said "bing bong" went viral, and it became a rallying cry for the Knicks and eventually kind of broadened into part of the obnoxious New Yorker vernacular, sort of supplanting or becoming a synonym for "bada bing." Nems, a 40-something battle rapper from Coney Island of no particular distinction, latched onto it and made it into his breakout hit, although he says "STOOPID" in that annoying 6ix9ine way on the song about as much as he says "bing bong." Nems released "Bing Bong" on his album Congo last year, but this year he went all in with a 10-track collection called King Bong that is comprised entirely of different versions of "Bing Bong," including a Knicks-themed remix and a Houston remix with Paul Wall and Trae The Truth. The main remix he's pushing, though, is this one with three NYC vets. They save the Busta Rhymes verse for last and it's really disappointing, just really repetitive in that constipated voice he does sometimes, but Fat Joe's verse is solid and Styles sounds predictably great on this hard beat by D-Block/Dipset producer Vinny Idol.
Best Verse: Styles P
Overall Grade: B-
I'm not a big fan of R&B remixes that just add one singer when the song isn't really suited to being a duet. But H.E.R.'s voice sounds really good on here and adds something to this song, which isn't one of my favorites from Mary J.'s recent album.
"Lost My Mind (Remix)" by Slim Baby featuring Boosie Badazz
Best Verse: n/a
Overall Grade: B
"Lost My Mind" is another regional hit from an up-and-comer like "Big Steppin'" that got remixed with one of the big elder statesmen figures of his scene. It's hard to find much info about Louisiana rapper Slim Baby (because, y'know, Slim and Baby from Cash Money), but this song is pretty good. And Boosie, though he's embarrassed himself and tarnished his legacy with a lot of social media foolishness in recent years, still knows how to rip a great intense guest verse.
Best Verse: n/a
Overall Grade: B
"No Love (Extended Version)" by Summer Walker featuring Cardi B and SZA
Summer Walker and SZA are probably the two biggest female R&B stars of their generation. So "No Love" was kind of an event when Walker's album dropped last year and was steadily getting airplay even before she released this remix as the single/video version and upped the ante with another major star. I kind of expected Cardi to just rap in her usual flow over like she has on Normani's recent single and other R&B collaborations, but she plays around with a more melodic delivery here and it sounds surprisingly good.
Best Verse: n/a
Overall Grade: B
"Peru (Remix)" by Fireboy DML featuring 21 Savage and Blxst
"Peru" by Nigeria's Fireboy DML is the latest Afrobeats song to go really worldwide and make a dent on the U.S. charts, and there's a remix with Ed Sheeran getting played on pop radio. But I'll focus on the remix with a couple of hip hop/R&B radio fixtures. 21 Savage has kind of become famous for being a big R&B head, which is not something people really expected form his early music, and over time he's kind of toyed with softer songs and more melodic delivery, and it still surprises me when his monotone flow sounds good on something like this.
Best Verse: 21 Savage
Overall Grade: C-
"Thought I Was Gonna Stop (Remix)" by Papoose featuring 2 Chainz, Remy Ma, Busta Rhymes and Lil Wayne
Papoose is sort of an emblem of how insular and isolated New York rap has become from the rest of the hip hop world over the last couple decades, but he still makes these little perfunctory gestures at crossing over to a wider audience like "Thought I Was Gonna Stop," which is produced by Timbaland and features Lil Wayne. It's actually a pretty good song, though and I don't think I'd know it was Papoose if I just heard it not knowing anything about it. And the original is pretty short, so adding a few guests is welcome, 2 Chainz hangs with the New Yorkers well as usual.
Best Verse: 2 Chainz
Overall Grade: B
"Too Easy (Remix)" by Gunna featuring Roddy Ricch and Future
In December, Roddy Ricch released a moderately good but not particularly exciting album, and Gunna did the same in January. But their trajectories are headed in opposite directions, and Roddy Ricch got raked over the coals for his album and basically was being treated as a has-been by the time Gunna's album came out with Roddy Ricch on a remix on his lead single. Roddy's still a talented guy and sounds good on this beat, though.
Best Verse: n/a
Overall Grade: B+