The 2020 Remix Report Card, Vol. 2
Last year, I brought the Remix Report Card back here where it started on Narrowcast, after a few years on Noisey. Gonna try to keep it going quarterly here, and there's a good volume of stuff to talk about this time around. Here's Vol. 1 and here's the Spotify playlist with almost every remix I've written about this year.
"Afeni (Remix)" by Rapsody featuring D Smoke and PJ Morton
Since "Afeni" was Rapsody's first song that got some national radio play and she's collaborated with some big names, I would've loved to hear a couple major artists on this remix. But D Smoke, the winner from the Netflix reality show "Rhythm + Flow," is talented and released a good album this year, so it's cool that she gave him a look on this. Her verse is just from the original song, though, would've been cool to have new Rapsody verse or a 2nd guest MC or something.
Best Verse: n/a
Overall Grade: B
"Bitch From Da Souf (Remix)" by Mulatto featuring Trina and Saweetie
I was thought it was totally fucked up that there was a rapper named Miss Mulatto, and when she finally changed her name, she just took out the 'Miss' part (similar to how Asian Doll, who's not Asian, changed her name to the even more puzzling Asian Da Brat). But I do think this song is pretty good, and the remix is even better -- Saweetie puts in more effort than she usually does on her own singles, and Trina's verse, despite sounding a little lo-fi like it was probably recorded at home under quarantine, is classic Trina shit talk
Best Verse: Trina
Overall Grade: B+
"Butterflies Pt. 2 (Remix)" by Queen Naija featuring Wale
Queen Naija released "Bufferflies" nearly 2 years ago on the same EP that featured her breakthrough hits "Medicine" and "Karma." Then she released "Butterflies Pt. 2," more or less the same song with slightly different production and a different tempo, and added Wale to the radio version. I will give Wale credit for putting in an actual effort on some of his R&B features, his flow was nice on here.
Best Verse: n/a
Overall Grade: B
"Do It (Remix)" by Toni Braxton featuring Missy Elliott
"In Your Eyes (Remix)" by The Weeknd featuring Doja Cat
The original "Do It" was a sultry Babyface-penned midtempo Toni Braxton jam in the classic mold. And "Do It" just picks up the tempo and does the same bittersweet piano-driven song with a slightly clubbier beat and airhorns and that big energy Missy always brings to a track, it's a great combination.
Best Verse: n/a
Overall Grade: A-
"Flaws And All (Remix)" by Ebenezer featuring Lil Durk
It's crazy to think that we've been getting these exact kind of melodic AutoTune love rap songs for like 11-12 years now, and they still sound pretty much the same as they always have. I was kind of surprised that Ebenezer is from London because American kids all make songs like this too. Lil Durk is really one of my least favorite AutoTune rappers, so he doesn't really do much for me here, but Ebenezer's new verse is alright.
Best Verse: Ebenezer
Overall Grade: C
I tend to like both The Weeknd and Doja Cat the most when they're doing cheesy '80s synth pop pastiches, so this song, while not as good as "Blinding Lights," works for me pretty well. Doja's feature is really nothing, though, totally forgettable.
Best Verse: n/a
Overall Grade: C-
"My Oh My (Remix)" by Camila Cabello featuring Gunna and DaBaby
I didn't particularly like this song before, but DaBaby's verse was decent and the beat kind of pushed him into an interesting flow. But Gunna has no idea what to do here, his verse sounds more like a half-assed attempt at a bridge.
Best Verse: n/a
Overall Grade: D
"My Truck (Remix)" by Breland featuring Sam Hunt
One of the new rap/country novelty hits in the wake of Lil Nas X, this one probably aimed more at country radio with this remix featuring Sam Hunt. I've always kind of turned my nose up at most of Sam Hunt, especially the Drake-influenced stuff, but he totally knows what he's doing on a track like this and improves on it.
Best Verse: n/a
Overall Grade: B
"No Harm (Remix)" by Babyy Chris 2K featuring Kevin Gates
The first time I heard this song on the radio it was the remix, and when I used Shazam to ID it, the original version came up, so I was totally confused and thought maybe Babyy Chris 2K just sounded exactly like Kevin Gates. This song is total dogshit besides the Gates verse, though.
Best Verse: n/a
Overall Grade: B
"Party Girl (Remix)" by StaySolidRocky featuring Lil Uzi Vert
I totally fucking hate this song, possibly the worst of the dreck that TikTok has vomited onto the Hot 100 lately. So I'm no thrilled about a big star extending the song's commercial shelf life, but it is enough in Uzi's wheelhouse that he sounds good on it.
Best Verse: n/a
Overall Grade: B-
"Rascal (Remix)" by RMR featuring Young Thug
Another one of the new rap/country novelty hits, with RMR aimed at rap radio with Young Thug on the remix of his viral Rascal Flatts interpolation, and Future and Lil Baby on the remix of his other single. I wrote about RMR's project here the other day and I really just dislike this schtick. And I still think it's goofy that Young Thug doing one "yeehaw" ad lib on a song years ago became a meme and is pretty much the whole basis for putting him on this and one of the "Old Town Road" remixes, he tries to make his verse on this work but it just doesn't sound good.
Best Verse: n/a
Overall Grade: C
"Rockstar (Black Lives Matter Remix)" by DaBaby featuring Roddy Ricch
"Savage (Remix)" by Megan Thee Stallion featuring Beyonce
I already wrote about this remix in my singles roundup, still pretty great, has pretty much replaced the original in my head.
"Say So (Remix)" by Doja Cat featuring Nicki Minaj
This kind of felt twinned with the "Savage" remix: both released the same week, both went to #1, both featured veteran artists jumping on songs by rising stars. But I like the "Say So" remix a lot less, I just roll my eyes at 'timely' Nicki lyrics like "I put the cookie on quarantine," and Doja hit a better flow with her rap verse from the original song.
"That's A Fact (Remix)" by French Montana featuring Fivio Foreign and Mr. Swipey
Maybe DaBaby just saw what was going on in America when he had the #1 song in the country and felt like he should use the song as the platform to say something, but I dunno if it entirely works. I like the new verse and it's not entirely off topic from the subject matter of the original song, but it's not the grand gesture it feels like it was intended to be.
Best Verse: n/a
Overall Grade: B-
"Roses (Remix)" by SAINt JHN featuring Future
Brooklyn rapper SAINt JHN was already in the industry, writing for Usher and touring with Post Malone, when he released the original "Roses" in 2016. But "Roses" only became a huge worldwide hit this year in the form of a remix by a producer from Kazakhstan, Imanbek, which gives the song a whole different sound and pitches SAINt JHN's voice up so it's unrecognizable. So he was in kind of a strange position as far as capitalizing on "Roses," and doing another remix, back with another more traditional trap beat and a big mainstream rap star, is a smart move. I don't really understand the appeal of any version of this song, though,, it's all kind of a big bland waste of time to me, but I guess Future is alright on this.
Best Verse: n/a
Overall Grade: C+
I already wrote about this remix in my singles roundup, still pretty great, has pretty much replaced the original in my head.
Best Verse: Beyonce's 1st verse
Overall Grade: A
This kind of felt twinned with the "Savage" remix: both released the same week, both went to #1, both featured veteran artists jumping on songs by rising stars. But I like the "Say So" remix a lot less, I just roll my eyes at 'timely' Nicki lyrics like "I put the cookie on quarantine," and Doja hit a better flow with her rap verse from the original song.
Best Verse: n/a
Overall Grade: C
"That's A Fact" is the only French Montana single without a feature out of the last dozen or so he's released, so it unsurprisingly made few waves and French added some guests for a remix. There was some weird thing in April where Fivio Foreign criticized French for signing Mr. Swipey but not promoting him enough, but it seems to have resolved nicely with all of 3 of them doing this remix together.
Best Verse: Mr. Swipey
Overall Grade: C+
"Whats Poppin (Remix)" by Jack Harlow featuring DaBaby, Tory Lanez and Lil Wayne
After a couple years of building buzz, '90s teen movie protagonist Jack Harlow got his big mainstream hit with JetsonMade, the producer behind a lot of DaBaby's hits, and here's the inevitable all-star remix with DaBaby and others.
"Will (Remix)" by Joyner Lucas featuring Will Smith
After a couple years of building buzz, '90s teen movie protagonist Jack Harlow got his big mainstream hit with JetsonMade, the producer behind a lot of DaBaby's hits, and here's the inevitable all-star remix with DaBaby and others.
Best Verse: DaBaby
Overall Grade: B+
At this point it's a predictable cycle: a young rapper does a song named after or referencing an established legend, and the old guy makes a cameo in the video or appears on the remix, or both in this case. In fact, this remix is just Will rapping for 32 bars with Lucas's hook at the beginning and end, and as someone who has a lot of love for He's The DJ, I'm The Rapper, I enjoy hearing Will rap on some more modern production, and kind of reflect on his life in an interesting way. That said, it also has that vibe of J. Cole's "Let Nas Down" and Nas's remix, this thirsty thing where the young guy desperately wants the legend's approval and the legend dutifully gives it to them.
Best Verse: n/a
Overall Grade: B
"Zoo York (Remix)" by Lil Tjay featuring French Montana, Fivio Foreign, and Pop Smoke
I kind of feel bad for young New York rappers, it feels like when they get a buzzing single, the city has so many legends that could hop on the song and instead they get lame ass French on all their remixes. French starts the remix saying "lemme tell 'em what I did for the city" and does a whole verse referencing his own songs like he really has some incredible catalog, it's pathetic.
Best Verse: n/a
Overall Grade: F