The 2020 Remix Report Card, Vol. 3








Here's Vol. 1 and Vol. 2 of this year's Remix Report Card, and here's the Spotify playlist of all the remixes I've written about so far this year. 

"B.S. (Remix)" by Jhene Aiko featuring Kehlani
The recent deluxe edition of Jhene Aiko's latest album features a remix of the current single that swaps out the H.E.R. feature for a Kehlani feature, which seemed like a kind of pointlessly minor change of guest to me on paper. But Kehlani does kind of fit the attitude of the song better, and she kind of approaches it like a rap feature and goes off, and Jhene adds some new lyrics too. The deluxe Chilombo oddly also has "On The Way," essentially a full-length remix with Mila J of the little snippet from the beginning of the hit "P*$$Y Fairy (OTW)." 
Best Verse: Kehlani
Overall Grade: B

"Do It (Remix)" by Chloe x Halle featuring Doja Cat, City Girls and Mulatto
"Do It" is one of my favorite songs of the last few minutes and it was pretty cool to hear a big event remix with several other women who've been thriving in 2020, this might really end up leaving an impact that rivals the original track. That Yung Miami verse is as bad as everyone says, but everyone else goes in, I hope JT starts doing solo features at some point. Even Choe and Halle add some new vocals, Chloe's outro is brief but one of the best parts of the remix. 
Best Verse: JT
Overall Grade: A-

"Don't Be Mad At Me (Remix)" by Problem featuring Freddie Gibbs and Snoop Dogg
Problem from Compton is a pretty talented also ran kind of rapper, always feels like he's kind of on the margins of the mainstream doing good work without really breaking through, and I feel bad because I keep getting him mixed up with the rapper named Trouble. "Don't Be Mad At Me" is a good song, though, Problem has written for Snoop for and it almost sounds like a song he could have done, so Snoop slides in there and sounds really natural where Gibbs raps well but doesn't seem to really fit into the track that well. 
Best Verse: Snoop Dogg
Overall Grade: B-

"Falling (Remix)" by Trevor Daniel featuring Summer Walker
I don't think I've ever stumbled upon anybody acknowledging the existence of "Falling," but it's dominated pop radio for most of the year and has passed 1 billion streams, and it's just awful, the kind of whiny white singer on a trap beat shit that we'll probably suffer through for this entire Post Malone decade. There's one remix with another annoying white trap beat dude, Blackbear, but this more recent remix at least sounds like a decent Summer Walker song when she's singing. 
Best Verse: n/a
Overall Grade: C+

"Fuck The World (Summer In London) (Remix)" by Brent Faiyaz featuring 2 Chainz
The title track from Brent Faiyaz's 2019 project Fuck The World is a good song, I always root for him and would love if this remix was what put it over the top and made it a real hit. But if not, I still got a good new 2 Chainz verse out of it, I really enjoy hearing him give a little too much energy over these kind of relaxed minimal R&B beats, it's a great dynamic. 
Best Verse: n/a
Overall Grade: B+ 

"Lockdown (Remix)" by Anderson .Paak featuring Jay Rock, JID and Noname
Anderson .Paak released "Lockdown" on Juneteenth right around the height of the initial wave of George Floyd protests, other than Lil Baby's "The Bigger Picture" it felt like one of the few songs that came out in that moment that had a little staying power and didn't feel just rushed out to be timely. And the remix is executed as well as the original, really kind of cool to see him gather 3 other sort of mid-level stars who are a good fit for these song and they all rise to the occasion. 
Best Verse: JID
Overall Grade: B+

"Perfect (Remix)" by Cousin Stizz featuring Doja Cat and BIA
Oddly, another chance to unfavorably compare Yung Miami, who had a terrible verse on the original "Perfect," to Doja Cat, who appears on the remix. But I particularly like BIA, who has a couple good songs out but is mostly known for a song with that terrible Russ guy, and she really just sounds more suited to this beat than anyone else on the song. 
Best Verse: BIA
Overall Grade: B

"Tap In (Remix)" by Saweetie featuring Post Malone, DaBaby and Jack Harlow
There are probably more popular rappers who are black women right now that ever before, and same goes for white men, but you don't necessarily hear them on the same tracks very often (except G-Eazy, G-Eazy has a million songs with women rappers for some reason). So I was kind of surprised to see both Post and Jack Harlow on this remix. The original "Tap In" is a pretty terrible song -- somehow they got Dr. Luke, Lunchmoney Lewis, and half of R. City together and came out with a track that has less going on than the Lil Jon track it samples. So it's kind of funny that Post Malone brought along another big time hitmaker, his go-to producer Louis Bell, and added a whole dramatic synth fanfare to to his stupid like 30-second cameo, because it doesn't really land or fit the rest of the track. And I just cringe when Jack Harlow goes "when they asked me to do this verse, you know I got horny." 
Best Verse: DaBaby
Overall Grade: C-

"Whoa (Remix)" by Snoh Aalegra featuring Pharrell Williams
Snoh Aalegra is one of a dozen Soundcloud Sade wannabes crowding the R&B scene right now, I'm not really that into her stuff, but "Whoa" is an alright song. I don't know why anyone thought this song needed a Pharrell rap verse, though, I expected him to sing a little falsetto on it and that probably would have been fine. There are so many goofy head-scratching Pharrell moments in this verse, but I think the one where he talks about his synesthesia but tries to be vaguely sexual about it takes the cake.  
Best Verse: n/a
Overall Grade:
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