TV Diary

Friday, June 30, 2023

 




Samuel L. Jackson has been the glue of the MCU for so long that it's cool to see something focused on him, and a Disney+ miniseries probably works better than if they'd tried to make a Nick Fury event movie, I suppose. Captain Marvel didn't really leave me craving more of Ben Mendelsohn as Talos, though. And it feels like a little of a waste to underuse people like Olivia Colman, Emilia Clarke and Katie Finneran in a big ensemble, but Colman had a great scene in the second episode at least. And fuck Marvel for using A.I.-generated art in the opening titles. 

Boots Riley establishing himself as a talented and unique filmmaker with Sorry To Bother You was a pretty exciting development, and his follow-up is this surreal Amazon Prime series about an Oakland teenager who's 13 feet tall. It's really strange and funny and creative, and I dig the way they used mostly practical effects and forced perspective to make the main character appear twice as tall as everyone else. I have mixed feelings about Jharrel Jerome's performance, though, sometimes he's hilarious but the kind of relentlessly wide-eyed, childlike tone can sometimes feel kind of forced and tiresome. 

This miniseries takes place in real time during the hijacking of a passenger plane, and obviously it's gotten compared to "24" but it doesn't feel like it's too close to that show tonally, at least (and no annoying ticking clocks hammering home the gimmick). Idris Elba's character is kind of an interesting ambiguous hero, it's a little hard to tell exactly what he's trying or why, which is a good approach to keep a show like this from getting dull. Kate Phillips feels like the breakout cast member as one of the hijackers, though. 

This miniseries is about a real new age cult that was basically kidnapping and indoctrinating kids in the '70s and '80s, crazy story, good cast, pretty engrossing stuff. 

A pretty charming Netflix comedy where Kim Cattrall plays an iconic beauty mogul who decides to mentor this young aspiring makeup influencer. It's self-aware enough to reference The Devil Wears Prada and make it a fairly different story with different character dynamics, but it's enjoyable in that same kind of light, frothy way. 

The Full Monty was a pretty enjoyable little surprise hit in its time, but not the kind of underdog story that lends itself to any kind of franchise or sequel. The cast and screenwriter from the original reuniting for a miniseries that revisits the characters 25 years is a decent idea, though, it definitely retains a lot of the appeal of the original. 

"The Bear" had a great first season and it really feels like they've built on its strengths in the second season, I feel like they're using the whole ensemble more, Ebon Moss-Bachrach and Lionel Boyce and Abby Elliott are getting more chances to shine. A lot of people seem to think the 6th episode "Fishes" is the pinnacle of the series, but I had mixed feelings about an hourlong 'Christmas movie from Hell' episode full of super famous guest stars, it had some great moments but also felt kind of grueling and over-the-top by the end. 

"Warrior" was one of the few Cinemax series left when Cinemax stopped making original programming in 2020, so I was pretty delighted when the show moved over to HBO Max, even if it took almost three years for it to return for a third season. And it's still got probably the best action on TV, the fight choreography in the season premiere was pretty amazing. 

I don't know if season 3 can reach the heights of season 2 but "The Righteous Gemstones" is definitely one of the best comedies on TV right now, and I'm glad Walton Goggins is in the new episodes a little more, he's really a national treasure. But the whole ensemble is great, Tim Baltz and Tony Cavalero really deserve a lot of props as supporting players. And Cassidy Freeman, damn, I love her. 

I've always felt like "Black Mirror" was a hit-or-miss show, but I respect that Charlie Brooker's willing to tell vastly different stories within one series and risk failure with more experimental installments. And season 6's first episode "Joan Is Awful" is one of my favorite to date, so funny and entertaining that I didn't mind so much that the other four felt like a pretty mixed bag from the more dour end of things. The last two episodes, one of which is labeled "Red Mirror," were more supernatural horror than the usual "Black Mirror" theme of speculative sci-fi and technology-themed horror, I wouldn't mind if they just spun off "Red Mirror" as its own distinct series but it felt kind of disappointing to see how ordinary the 'twist' in "Mazey Day" was. 

This Netflix series from Thailand has a very "Black Mirror"-ish premise with a camera phone that makes people disappear when you take their picture. But since it's a series it feels a little more successfully character-driven, a little more about the plot than the premise. 

An even more "Black Mirror"-ish series, this one from France, where a guy appears to be able to communicate with his dead wife in a VR program and possible prevent her death, haven't watched too much yet but it's an interesting concept. 

This German series on Netflix stars a couple of actors from "Sense8" and has a good pulpy crime plot about a closed murder case being reopened after someone convicted for the crime commits suicide in prison. 

This South Korean series about two young boxers who become friends has pretty good dialogue. And it feels like "Bloodhounds" gets at how much the pandemic really made life a lot more desperate for a lot of people better than any other scripted show I've seen, from any country. 

It feels like surrogate births are a subject that inspires a lot of extreme feelings and controversy. And this Mexican series plays on a lot of those emotions with a harrowing story of a woman who's coerced into surrogacy for a wealthy family, who rejects the child she gives birth to when it has a disability. I don't know if "The Surrogacy" is really getting into all the legal or ethical ramifications of the subject, though, they're just mining it for drama. 

A pretty fun, unpredictable Swedish show based on a true story, about a group of teenage girls who decide to start robbing affluent neighbors' houses. 

A Japanese show about a married couple splitting up that kind of has a sharp satirical voice, I like it so far but there are a ton of episodes so I dunno if I'll catch up. 

The Max Original "Swiping America" calls itself a 'rom-doc' to distinguish itself as sort of a prestige version of reality dating shows, and I have to admit they pull it off. It's artfully directed, has empathy for the people in the show and really makes you root for them and feel happy when they meet someone promising. 

This is a goofy summer reality show on FOX where a bunch of celebrities live together in a simulated Mars space station (and of course, somebody gets eliminated every week). William Shatner hosting and dramatically announcing "this is 'Stars On Mars'" is really a nice touch that sets the right tone. It's gross that they let Lance Armstrong try to rehab his public image on this show, but it was also pretty funny when Ariel Winter had him confused with Neil Armstrong and thought he was an astronaut. 

There was a lot of global attention on Finland a few years ago when Sanna Marin became Prime Minister at the age of 34, and took office with an all-female cabinet. And this Max miniseries, which premiered about a week before Marin's successor took office, seems to capture a little of the craziness of all the attention on Marin, who is, well, strikingly beautiful, and how much stress they were under to be taken seriously and prove they could run the government. I feel like the docuseries kinds of glosses over all the particular stuff about Finnish politics and Marin's administration that I'd be curious to know more about in favor of focusing on the human element, but maybe it's for the best that it didn't get lost in those details. 

This docuseries is about the disappearance of a teenage girl in 1989 -- the case was never solved, and decades later her brother is convinced that their father killed her and their mother helped cover it up. I haven't finished the series, but I read that it ends without investigators coming to any definitive conclusions which is pretty frustrating, it's a really engrossing and strange story though. 

I was a kid during the era that "American Gladiators" was a massive syndicated TV phenomenon, so it was interesting to get a look at the story behind that weird spectacle. The 'unauthorized' part is that the creator of "American Gladiator" appears not to be involved in the Netflix docuseries, and a lot of the rest of the cast and crew tells these tales of him being this professional Elvis impersonator who did outrageous things on the set, which are depicted in cheesy animated segments. I kinda wish they actually talked to seemingly the most interesting character in the saga though. 

I'm not very interested in cars, but Texas car culture is pretty cool, I like this show on Netflix even though it reminds me of a less obnoxious "Pimp My Ride." 

This show is about Robert Downey, Jr. converting his collection of classic cars into electric cars, kind of cool that he took his hobby that wasn't very environmentally-friendly and having fun with making it green. It kind of reminds me of "Welcome To Wrexham" in that it's more entertaining than the average reality show because it's about a movie star who's experienced at being professionally carming, frankly I'll take that over a lot of reality TV dullards. 

This Hulu show is about the idea that soul food is not just in the American south, it's all over the world, so there are episodes about Peru, South Africa, etc., pretty cool concept, some of the food looks amazing. 

This animated series ran on Netflix for two seasons in 2018-2020, and I never was aware of it at the time. But my son watched it recently and it's a pretty good little adventure show, I dig the animation style. 

Deep Album Cuts Vol. 315: Urge Overkill

Thursday, June 29, 2023








Former Urge Overkill drummer Johnny "Blackie Onassis" Rowan died earlier this month at the age of 57. So I thought I'd look back at the band's entire catalog before, during, and after Rowan's tenure. 

Urge Overkill deep album cuts (Spotify playlist):

1. The Polaroid Doll
2. Very Sad Trousers
3. Faroutski
4. Out On The Airstrip
5. The Candidate
6. Henhough: The Greatest Story Ever Told
7. Today Is Blackie's Birthday
8. Goodbye To Guyville
9. Back On Me
10. Tequila Sundae
11. Dropout
12. Erica Kane
13. Jaywalkin'
14. The Mistake
15. Need Some Air
16. This Is No Place
17. Rock&Roll Submarine
18. The Valiant
19. A Prisoner's Dilemma
20. Totem Pole

Tracks 1 and 2 from Jesus Urge Superstar (1989)
Tracks 3 and 4 from Americruiser (1990)
Tracks 5, 6 and 7 from The Supersonic Storybook (1991)
Track 8 from the Stull EP (1992)
Tracks 9, 10, 11 and 12 from Saturation (1993)
Tracks 13, 14, 15 and 16 from Exit The Dragon (1995)
Tracks 17 and 18 from Rock&Roll Submarine (2011)
Tracks 19 and 20 from Oui (2022)

Urge Overkill had kind of an unusual career arc as an underground Chicago band who made sludgy Steve Albini-produced albums for Touch And Go Records but ultimately became known for the radio hits like "Sister Havana" and a cover of Neil Diamond's "Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon" that became an iconic part of Pulp Fiction. That said, Nathan "Nash Kato" Kaatrud and Eddie "King" Roeser had goofy stage names and a retro hipster swagger that made them less unlikely hitmakers than, say, their labelmates Butthole Surfers. And in retrospect it's not surprising that a cover became their legacy -- the band's early releases included Jimmy Webb and Hot Chocolate covers, and "Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon" appeared on their Stull EP two years before Urge Overkill fan Quentin Tarantino used it in his film. Stull's "Goodbye To Guyville" is also famous for inspiring the title of Liz Phair's Exile In Guyville (which had a cover photo taken by Nash Kato). 

Both of Urge Overkill's permanent founding members took turns singing lead, but the earlier albums were heavier on King Roeser songs, with the balance shifting towards Nash Kato songs by Saturation, including most of the band's best known tracks. Blackie Onassis was Urge Overkill's drummer for all of their most famous records, from The Supersonic Storybook through Exit The Dragon (so tracks 5 through 16 of this playlist), and appeared on Nash Kato's 2000 solo debut. When the band reunited and released new albums in 2011 and 2022, however, they had different drummers. 

Onassis sang lead on "Dropout" and "The Mistake," which gave Exit The Dragon its title. He also co-wrote "Henhough: The Greatest Story Ever Told," and obviously "Today Is Blackie's Birthday" was written about him. Saturation has some odd little experiments with loops and drum machines towards the end of the album on "Dropout," "Nite and Grey," and the hidden track "Operation Kissinger" that surprised me a little the first time I heard them. I feel like fairly few guitar bands were doing that kind of thing in 1993, before Beck's Mellow Gold really started to change the alt-rock landscape and bring in more hip hop influences. I think Exit The Dragon might quietly be the band's best album, it seems like one of those unfortunate situations where a band was just hitting its stride creatively but had lost commercial momentum and got dropped from their label soon after. 

My Top 50 Albums of 1979

Wednesday, June 28, 2023







Here's the Spotify playlist with one track from each album:

1. The Clash - London Calling
2. The B-52's - The B-52's
3. Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers - Damn The Torpedoes
4. Fleetwood Mac - Tusk
5. Michael Jackson - Off The Wall
6. AC/DC - Highway To Hell
7. Talking Heads - Fear Of Music
8. Elvis Costello & The Attractions - Armed Forces
9. Donna Summer - Bad Girls
10. The Raincoats – The Raincoats
11. Prince – Prince
12. Rufus featuring Chaka Khan - Masterjam
13. The Specials - The Specials
14. Van Halen - Van Halen II
15. The Police - Reggatta de Blanc
16. Gang Of Four – Entertainment!
17. Cheap Trick - At Budokan
18. Gary Numan – The Pleasure Principle
19. Public Image Ltd – Metal Box / Second Edition
20. Graham Parker - Squeezing Out Sparks
21. Sparks – No. 1 In Heaven
22. Motorhead - Overkill
23. Joe Jackson - Look Sharp!
24. Electric Light Orchestra - Discovery
25. Devo - Duty Now For The Future
26. Pink Floyd - The Wall
27. Supertramp - Breakfast In America
28. David Bowie – Lodger
29. Robert Palmer - Secrets
30. The Cure - Three Imaginary Boys
31. Rickie Lee Jones - Rickie Lee Jones
32. Lowell George - Thanks, I'll Eat It Here
33. XTC - Drums And Wires
34. The Ramones - It's Alive
35. Neil Young and Crazy Horse - Rust Never Sleeps
36. Led Zeppelin - In Through The Out Door
37. Chic – Risque
38. Roxy Music – Manifesto
39. The Cars - Candy-O
40. Merle Haggard – Serving 190 Proof
41. Patti Smith Group – Wave
42. Nick Lowe - Labour of Lust
43. Little Feat - Down On The Farm
44. Wire - 154
45. Blondie - Eat To The Beat
46. Joni Mitchell - Mingus
47. Stevie Wonder - Stevie Wonder's Journey Through "The Secret Life of Plants"
48. The Eagles - The Long Run
49. Parliament – Gloryhallastoopid (Or Pin The Hall On The Funky)
50. Cheap Trick - Dream Police

I finished doing albums and singles lists for every year of the '80s a few months ago (see below), and I've been really excited to get started on the '70s. It's always interesting to me to see how the arbitrary point where one decade ends and another begins does feel in some ways like the dividing point of musical eras. A lot of bands who thrived throughout the '70s finally started to wind down as if like clockwork around 1979 (Led Zeppelin, The Eagles, Parliament, Little Feat, Patti Smith Group) while other artists were coming to the end of their classic period (Stevie Wonder, Neil Young, Joni Mitchell, ELO). On the flipside, there was an enormous amount of new energy making things exciting in the late '70s, and a lot of the albums here foreshadow who would spend most of the '80s making great records (Michael Jackson, Prince, Tom Petty, The Cure, XTC).  

Previously:

Saturday, June 24, 2023

 






A few pieces I've written for Spin recently: lists of the greatest verses by Ghostface Killah and Method Man, and collections of memorable TV performances by Blur and Cypress Hill

Reading Diary

Friday, June 23, 2023

 






a) Corporate Rock Sucks: The Rise and Fall of SST Records, by Jim Ruland
SST Records released an astonishing amount of the greatest independent rock albums of the 1980s. And while Michael Azerrad's Our Band Could Be Your Life (which profiled 13 bands, 5 of which recorded for SST) will probably always be the definitive tome of '80s punk and indie, I really loved this book, and granular and unflinching look at the SST story. Black Flag guitarist Greg Ginn is both the hero and the villain of the book, the guy who pushed SST up the hill, building his band and his label into a juggernaut that changed the underground, and also the guy whose grudges, bad ideas, and sketchy business practices turned SST into a shadow of its former self in the '90s. Ginn, perhaps understandably, doesn't seem to have participated in the book, but Jim Ruland talked to many other musicians and label employees and created a really complete year-by-year portrait of how the label picked up bands, helped them record, and curated a pretty interesting and diverse idea of what punk rock could be. And man, I wanted to cry when the book got to D. Boon's death. 

b) The Philosophy of Modern Song, by Bob Dylan
I was intrigued by the idea that Bob Dylan had written essays about 66 songs that he considers exemplary songwriting. And it's a lot of fun to kind of kind of wander through his brain and get so many stray observations about music and the world from a guy who's rarely spoken straight to the public about things he loves. I particularly like the "Ball of Confusion" and "On the Street Where You Live" essays where he gets a little into the nuts and bolts of songwriting, rhyming and syllables, or praising Elvis Costello's "Pump It Up" while acknowledging its debt to his own "Subterranean Homesick Blues." And when he pontificates about what made The Grateful Dead or Johnnie And Jack unique, he's really insightful. Sometimes, though, it just feels like he's just riffing and free associating on the topic of a song's lyrics, and those essays vary from tedious to vivid and beautifully written. 

c) This Thing Called Life: Prince's Odyssey, On + Off the Record, by Neal Karlen
Neal Karlen is a Minneapolis native who interviewed Prince for three Rolling Stone cover stories from 1985 to 1990 and became a friend would Prince would periodically call in the middle of the night and shoot the shit with. And This Thing Called Life is, I think, a really essential Prince book -- it's not a definitive biography, so if you only read one book about Prince, it probably shouldn't be this, but if you read two or more, this should be one of them. Karlen is not a scholar or starstruck admirer but a guy who knew Prince, understood his sense of humor and how Muhammed Ali and his favorite basketball players influenced him as much as any musician. Karlen also spends a lot of the book untangling all the lies Prince told him and other journalists, explaining who Prince's mother and father really were, how much Prince and Mayte's son dying really changed him, how he was dealing with chronic pain and getting hooked on painkillers as early as the mid-'90s. Karlen spends a lot of the book just kind of working out his anger about his friend's preventable death, and he talks in circles a lot, making the same points or telling the same stories over and over in different chapters as if multiple drafts were slapped together. But again, it's a fascinating Prince book that cuts through a lot of the mythology that other writers have just uncritically regurgitated. 

Planes, Trains and Automobiles is a favorite comedy of mine and of many members of my family, so I was very amused to receive this book as a Christmas gift last year, which has the same title and cover as the erotic paperback that John Candy's character Del Griffith is seen reading early in the movie. And there are some fun revelations in this book, including scenes and subplots in drafts of the screenplay that didn't make the final cut, and the fact that The Canadian Mounted was not a prop book but a real book published in 1981. But it's ultimately a pretty slight little book, I feel like I learned almost as much about the movie from Vanity Fair's recent oral history

I read to my 8-year-old every night, and we've been gradually making that transition from stuff Dr. Seuss and Mo Willems to books without pictures. And since he loves playing Minecraft, we tried out this book that was actually written by a bestselling novelist, World War Z author Max Brooks (son of Mel), and it turned out to be something my kid loves and that I found a pretty solid read as well. It's just a first person narrative of someone waking up in a Minecraft-style world made of cubes, completely alone on an island, trying to survive as you would in the game, but it's genuinely gripping and introspective and funny.

Deep Album Cuts Vol. 314: The Roots

Thursday, June 22, 2023







The Roots haven't released a new album in nearly a decade, but have been teasing a new one, ENDgame, for a couple years, including previewing the song "Misunderstood" on Funkmaster Flex last fall. So I was thinking about the band's back catalog and really wanted to make this playlist. 

The Roots deep album cuts (Spotify playlist):

1. Good Music f/ Kid Crumbs
2. I Remain Calm f/ Malik B.
3. Mellow My Man f/ Malik B. 
4. It Just Don't Stop f/ Malik B. 
5. Respond/React f/ Malik B.
6. Ain't Sayin' Nothin' New f/ Dice Raw
7. 100% Dundee f/ Malik B.
8. Act Too (The Love Of My Life) f/ Common
9. Water
10. Thought @ Work
11. BOOM! f/ Dice Raw
12. Web
13. Long Time f/ Peedi Crakk and Bunny Sigler
14. Here I Come f/ Malik B. and Dice Raw
15. Rising Down f/ Mos Def and Styles P. 
16. Doin' It Again
17. One Time f/ Phonte and Dice Raw
18. Black Rock f/ Dice Raw

Track 1 from Organix (1993)
Tracks 2 and 3 from Do You Want More?!!!??! (1995)
Tracks 5 and 5 from IlladelpHalflife (1996)
Tracks 6, 7 and 8 from Things Fall Apart (1999)
Tracks 9 and 10 from Phrenology (2002)
Tracks 11 and 12 from The Tipping Point (2004)
Tracks 13 and 14 from Game Theory (2006)
Tracks 15 from Rising Down (2008)
Tracks 16 from How I Got Over (2010)
Tracks 17 from Undun (2011)
Tracks 18 from ...And Then You Shoot Your Cousin (2014)

The second half of the '90s were when I started playing drums, when I fell in love with hip hop, and when The Roots really became nationally well known. So they became a formative influence to me as a teenager, even as I appreciated that most rap was built on drum machines and loops, I thought it was cool that The Roots planted their flag for the idea of a live band making hip hop, with an amazing drummer leading the charge. 

Sadly, a couple of guys who were crucial to The Roots' early history have passed away in recent years. Leonard "Hub" Hubbard, who was the band's bassist from 1992 to 2007, died in 2021. And rapper Malik B., who recorded and performed with The Roots on and off over roughly the same period, died in 2020 (shortly after he passed I made a Spotify playlist of a couple hours of Roots songs with Malik B. verses). "Water" is a pretty amazing song that Black Thought wrote to/about Malik B. during a time when he was estranged from the group. 

When The Roots became Jimmy Fallon's house band in 2009, first on "Late Night" and then on "The Tonight Show," I thought it might slow down and/or water down the band's recorded output. For a few years, though, it seemed to revitalize them, with three of their artiest, most uncompromising albums coming out in the space of four years (and of course, "Here I Come" is now best known as the opening music for "The Tonight Show"). Then, the members of The Roots started to branch out and do some pretty cool things outside the group: ?uestlove has written a few books and directed the Oscar-winning documentary Summer of Soul, and Black Thought has finally started to really get his props as one of the greatest MCs of all time thanks to a series of collaborative albums and some amazing radio freestyles. 

As great as Black Thought has been on his solo run lately, I think it's kind of silly that it took this long for him to really get his flowers. If you listen to his best verses on this playlist, he was always insanely good at rhyming, but maybe being part of hip hop's greatest band, with flashy instrumentalists and beatboxers and other rappers all around him, made it hard to focus on him as an individual. 

The band's indie debut Organix isn't on streaming services today, but one song "Good Music" is available via their two-volume 2005 retrospective Home Grown! The Beginner's Guide To Understanding The Roots, which includes some other album tracks like "Act Too," "BOOM!" and "Thought @ Work." Things Fall Apart and Game Theory will always be my favorite Roots albums but it was fun to pick through all the albums and remember great songs I never spent a lot of time with Phrenology which I realize is a big album to a lot of people. How I Got Over has over 10 times as many Spotify streams as Rising Down (for perspective: those albums were released two years apart, both before Spotify existed in America, and both peaked at #6 on the Billboard 200). I really love Peedi Crakk's run of Roots guest spots, especially "Long Time" and of course Beanie Sigel had a great verse on the Roots single "Adrenaline!" The Roots have been backing so many giant rap stars on TV for so long that you can almost forget that they were once seen as pretty snobby and adversarial towards mainstream rap, but they could always rock with other rappers from Philly of any stripe. I'd love a whole project of State Property rappers spitting with The Roots. 

Deep Album Cuts Vol. 313: Sheila E.

Tuesday, June 20, 2023

 





I've been on a big Prince kick lately, as I often am, and I heard "The Glamorous Life" on the radio and remembered that I've never done a Sheila E. playlist. And she's probably recorded more songs written and produced by Prince than anybody besides The Time (he masterminded the first 3 albums by each, and worked with both sporadically after that). About a year after Prince died, I saw Sheila E. live at Artscape in Baltimore, and it was a killer show, great mix of her songs and Prince songs in the setlist. 

Sheila E. deep album cuts (Spotify playlist):

1. Dear Michaelangelo
2. Noon Rendezvous
3. Romance 1600
4. Wednesday Like A River
5. Tox Box
6. Shortberry Strawcake
7. Pride And The Passion
8. Funky Attitude
9. Next Time Wipe The Lipstick Off Your Collar
10. One Day (I'm Gonna Make You Mine)
11. Yellow
12. Faded Photographs
13. Promise Me Love
14. Blackbird
15. Hon E Man
16. Bedtime Story
17. Leader Of The Band
18. Mother Mary

Tracks 2, 6 and 9 from The Glamorous Life (1984)
Tracks 1, 3, 5, 11 and 16 from Romance 1600 (1985)
Tracks 4 7, 10, 12 and 16 from Sheila E. (1987)
Tracks 8, 13 and 18 from Sex Cymbal (1991)
Track 17 from Icon (2013)
Track 14 from Iconic: Message 4 America (2017)

There's a (somewhat accurate) stereotype that most 'Prince proteges' were beautiful women of negligible musical talent who he could shape into whatever image he wanted and perform whatever material he gave them. Sheila E. was different, though, a seasoned drummer who was a little older than Prince, came from a famous musical family (her father's percussionist Pete Escovedo and her uncle's singer/songwriter Alejandro Escovedo) and had played with legends like Marvin Gaye and Herbie Hancock in the '70s when she first met Prince while he was getting his career off the ground. 

Of course, by the time Sheila E. really became part of the Prince crew, he was a superstar with a stable of acts recording his songs. Sheila E. played and/or sang on classics including "Erotic City," "Pop Life," "Alphabet Street," "Strange Relationship," and "Girls & Boys," and her early Prince-produced 
albums paralleled his peak period. The Glamorous Life was released a few weeks before Purple Rain, Romance 1600 was released a few months after Around The World In A Day, and Sheila E. was released a few weeks before Sign O' The Times. And I really love her voice on some of these tracks, she's a little more expressive as a singer than the Vanity/Apollonia types that often sang Prince's songs. 

The 2019 posthumous Prince album Originals, which collected his original solo demos for songs released by other artists, had four Sheila E. songs on it, a couple of singles as well as "Dear Michaelangelo" and "Noon Rendezvous." Sheila E. has released 8 solo albums, but a couple of them, 2000's Writes Of Passage and 2001's Heaven, aren't available on streaming services. Sex Cymbal is a pretty funny album title, but I suppose Sheila E. may as well have used that pun since there are barely any other famous drummers who can be accurately described as a sex symbol (maybe, I dunno, Larry Mullen Jr., but he's never made a solo album). 

The 2023 Remix Report Card Vol. 2

Monday, June 19, 2023

 






Years ago it felt like the frequency of remixes to rap singles was slowing down and I had to switch the Remix Report Card to quarterly installments just to have a decent number of remixes to coveer in each post. But it seems like everyone's making remixes again lately, because this post has remixes of 27 songs, which is over twice as many remixes as I covered in the second quarter of 2022. Women in rap seem to be driving that boom too: out of those 27, 14 have male rappers on them, and 18 have female rappers on them. Here's Vol. 1 and the Spotify playlist of every remix I've reviewed this year. 

"America Has A Problem (Remix)" by Beyonce featuring Kendrick Lamar
Renaissance is a great album and I've said that I'd be happy with just about any track being released as a single, but I feel like Beyonce called my bluff by releasing a remix of "America Has A Problem," it's a good song but not something I really want to hear on the radio, even with a Kendrick verse. He's a good match for the song, though. Doechii released an "America Has A Problem" freestyle a few months ago and people accused Kendrick of using her flow, I suppose it's possible (Doechii signed to Top Dawg right before Kendrick announced he was leaving the label, so they're sorta labelmates) but it doesn't really sound like conspicuous biting to me. 
Best Verse: n/a
Overall Grade: B+

"Area Codes (314 Remix)" by Kaliii featuring Sexyy Red
"Area Codes (415 Remix)" by Kaliii featuring Lil Kayla 
"Area Codes (718 Remix)" by Kaliii featuring Kenzo B
"Area Codes (773 Remix)" by Kaliii featuring Mello Buckzz
"Area Codes (850 Remix)" by Kaliii featuring Luh Tyler
Kaliii has released 5 different remixes for "Area Code" each named after the guest rapper's area code, some of them with rappers even less established than Kaliii like Mello Buckzz and Kenzo B. I guess we're not getting a Ludacris remix, though, since Kaliii said she didn't even know the Ludacris song after her "hoes in different area codes" song blew up (like...did someone else write the hook or did she hear someone say that phrase and think it should be a song?). The remix with the most streams features Luh Tyler, a 17-year-old Florida rapper that people have really been hyping up as an incredible talent. It's probably the best of these remixes but I'm not really sold on his voice and flow. 
Best Verse: Luh Tyler
Overall Grade: C

"At It Again (Remix)" by Reason featuring Jay Rock
Speaking of TDE, Reason is one of the rappers Top Dawg signed in the last few years who's really never made an impression on anybody. And the remix of his latest single really illustrates that Reason is boring, because Jay Rock is far from TDE's biggest star, but he just raps circles around Reason and brings some energy into a song that was really drab in the original version. 
Best Verse: n/a
Overall Grade:

"Bad Bitc
hes (Remix)" by BreezyLYN featuring Lola Brooke and Kali
I don't wanna totally dismiss BreezyLYN as an Ice Spice knockoff but that's really the vibe she has on her breakthrough single, and Lola Brooke really easily steals the spotlight on the remix. I feel like maybe there should be a remix with Brent Faiyaz since the song is built on a sample of his voice from Sonder's "Mad Riches." 
Best Verse: Lola Brooke
Overall Grade: B

"Billie Eilish (Legends Mix)" by Armani White featuring Ludacris, Busta Rhymes, and N.O.R.E.
It was a no-brainer for Armani White to invite N.O.R.E. to appear on the remix to his single that sampled his 2002 hit "Nothin'." But it was an inspired idea to bring along a couple of other guys who were hot in 2002 and are GOATS of the remix circuit. I'm a little annoyed that Armani White made a pretty great remix to a song I didn't much like before, but released it like 8 months after the original peaked so nobody really noticed it. 
Best Verse: Ludacris
Overall Grade: A-

"Da Girls (Remix)" by Ciara featuring Lola Brooke and Lady London
Another remix where Lola Brooke really steals the track even though it's a little mellower than her solo stuff. I'm not too familiar with Lady London but I really rolled my eyes at her verse. 
Best Verse: Lola Brooke
Overall Grade: C+

"Energy (Remix)" by Digga D featuring Latto
I don't follow UK drill enough to know anything about anything, but apparently Digga D is a significant artist over there and "Energy" is one of his biggest chart hits. Latto feels like a pretty random midlevel American rapper to feature on this remix and I don't think of her as being adventurous like that, but it works, she sounds good on this beat. 
Best Verse: n/a
Overall Grade:

"Ex's (Phatnall Remix)" by GloRilla featuring Lil Durk
GloRilla's EP featured a song called "PHATNALL" with a horrible bar comparing her pussy to fentanyl because "it's to die for." The remix with Lil Durk changes the title and takes the focus a little off of that extremely painful wordplay, but otherwise it feels kind of unnecessary.
Best Verse: n/a
Overall Grade: C+ 

"Favorite Song (Remix)" by Toosii featuring Khalid 
"Favorite Song (Toxic Version)" by Toosii featuring Future
"Favorite Song" is probably my least favorite song on the charts right now, just a totally cloying love song from a guy who cannot pull it off vocally. Future is a decent choice to add a little edge to the song but calling his remix the 'toxic version' is corny, I'm tired for Future leaning into the whole toxic king schtick. Khalid, on the other hand, has the exact right voice to sing on this and actually sound good, I would've probably liked this if it was a Khalid song in the first place. 
Best Verse: Khalid
Overall Grade: B-

"Flip A Switch (Remix)" by Raye featuring Coi Leray
Coi Leray's verse on this is actually pretty good. But an American getting on the remix of a British artist's song and doing a fake Brit accent for the whole thing (not a bar or two! all of it!) is so embarrassing, like why is she like this. 
Best Verse: n/a
Overall Grade: B-

"FreakyT (Remix)" by TiaCorine featuring Latto
I didn't think much of this song at first but it's starting to grow on me, that's a great beat from Honorable C.N.O.T.E. I'm still kind of neutral on Latto, decent rapper but she stuck with the most embarrassing stage name for years and then just grudgingly knocked two letters off of it. 
Best Verse: n/a
Overall Grade: B-

"I'm Geekin (Remix)" by DDG featuring Luh Tyler
"I'm Geekin (Remix)" by DDG featuring NLE Choppa and BIA
DDG is a mediocre rapper/YouTube influencer (rapfluencer?) who grazed the Hot 100 at the turn of the decade with a Blueface remix. More recently, he's gained greater renown as Halle Bailey's boyfriend who's seemed more and more like an embarrassing liability throughout her The Little Mermaid rollout, including making a burner account on Twitter to diss her co-star JonaHauer-King. I often complain in this column that artists never add new verses to remixes of their own songs, but I have the opposite complaint here: DDG has released 3 versions of "I'm Geekin" over the past 2 months, and his lyrics get more horrifying each time. On the original in April: "All the women that's quotin' my tweets/ I know that they want a piece of my meat." On the second remix last week, taunting JonaHauer-King again"I beat the pussy up, she's so addicted/ She's holdin' hands withim but it's just business/ Think he can take her from me, you kiddin'?" 
Best Verse: BIA
Overall Grade: D

"Karma (Remix)" by Taylor Swift featuring Ice Spice
There was a lot of celebrity couple drama around the "Karma" remix too. Essentially, The 1975's Matty Healy was on a hipster edgelord podcast last year making stupid comments about Ice Spice, so when Taylor Swift did a remix with Ice Spice during the month or so she was allegedly dating Healy, it was seen as some kind of 3D chess damage control for him. Regardless of all that, I liked the original "Karma" a lot and I don't think the remix really works, I'm glad that pop radio has stuck with playing the album version. Ice Spice is a little smarter and more versatile than she gets credit for ("promise that you'll never endeavor with none lesser" is a cool line and she also picks the funniest possible moment to ad lib "facts" after a Taylor line). But she probably would've sounded better on almost any other song on Midnights
Best Verse: n/a
Overall Grade: C-

"Kill Bill (Remix)" by SZA featuring Doja Cat
"Kiss Me More" was a huge record for both Doja Cat and SZA and got both of them their first Grammy, so it was cool to see Doja jump on the remix that finally got SZA to #1 after "Kill Bill" was stuck at #2 for weeks. That said, I always found "Kill Bill" kind of corny and annoying as a song, and Doja's storytelling bars really help flesh out the song and make it more vivid, I wish radio had picked up on this remix more. 
Best Verse: n/a
Overall Grade: A-

"Life Goes On (Duo Version)" by Ed Sheeran featuring Luke Combs
Ed Sheeran is undeniably talented, but the way he just kind of dips his toe in genres is usually off-putting to me. So even though I kind of believe him when he says he loves the songwriting of country music and would like to transition into county, saying that while releasing a version of one of his songs with Luke Combs and performing it withim at the ACM Awards just feels like Ed Sheeran dutifully diversifying his portfolio. And "Life Goes On" just doesn't sound very country even when Luke Combs sings the second verse (which features very Sheeran-y lyrics like "I miss the flames, the heated reserve") and the strings get replaced with a little steel guitar. I would've liked to hear them write a song together, or even Sheeran appearing on a Combs song, maybe that would make a little more sense, but I doubt this will get Ed any country radio spins. 
Best Verse: n/a
Overall Grade: C

"Mine (Remix)" by WanMor
The production on the original "Mine" is fantastic, it's absolutely one of the best beats on the radio right now, so I would've liked a remix with a couple good rappers on the original track. Instead, they sped up the song slightly, sampled the beat from Junior M.A.F.I.A.'s "Get Money," and one of the members of WanMor rapped a verse, very underwhelming. 
Best Verse: n/a
Overall Grade: D

"No Love (Shemix)" by J.K. Mac featuring Flo Milli, Trina and Maiya The Don
I named "No Love" my favorite single of May and got a nice response from J.K. Mac on Twitter, that was cool, shout out to him. Male rappers doing a posse cut remix with all female guests is a good look and this is a much better song than Ludacris's "My Chick Bad." I love Trina and Flo Milli and everyone had a good verse but I have to give it to Maiya The Don because "put an @ on it since I don't do ambiguity" is a great line. 
Best Verse: Maiya The Don
Overall Grade: A

"People (Remix)" by Libianca featuring Becky G
"People (Remix)" by Libianca featuring Cian Ducrot
"People (Remix)" by Libianca featuring Ayra Starr and Omah Lay
It's kind of annoying that for the most part Afrobeats songs have experienced their biggest U.S. chart success with remixes featuring bland pop singers like Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez. But for better or worse I guess "People" isn't going to to cross over like that because Becky G isn't a big enough name for Top 40 radio. I've mostly heard the Libianca solo version on local R&B stations but one time tthey played the version with Cian Ducrot, an Irish singer who blew up on TikTok and toured with Ed Sheeran. Ducrot's voice sounds kind of good on "People" but I still cringe when he sings along with the "I don't smoke banga" part. 
Best Verse: Ayra Starr
Overall Grade: C+

"Pound Town 2" by Sexyy Red & Tay Kietfeaturing Nicki Minaj
Nicki Minaj has spent a lot of the last few years on a Drake-like campaign to remain relevant by jumping on songs with as many new rappers as she can, and a lot of those collaborations feel forced or just not the right song for Nicki. And the charm of "Pound Town" is that it's so filthy and unpolished that I kind of assumed Nicki would sound, I dunno, overqualified to rap alongside Sexyy Red, but I dunno, this one actually works, helps save the song from getting boring after the first minute or so. 
Best Verse: n/a
Overall Grade: B+

"Princess Diana (Remix)" by Ice Spice featuring Nicki Minaj
This one I will put in the category of moments where a buzzing new act doing a song with a veteran just makes the latter artist sound old and trying too hard. The way Nicki shows up on the track yelling "graaaaah" and then cackling "gag, it's the gag for me, haha" at the end is hard to listen to
Best Verse: n/a
Overall Grade: D

"Put It On Da Floor Again" by Latto featuring Cardi B
Again, I'm not too impressed by Latto in general, but I'm glad she got back in her club banger bag after that stupid "Lottery" song didn't do "Big Energy" numbers, "Put It On Da Floor" is hard as hell. The Cardi B verse doesn't ring off quite as much as her "Tomorrow 2" verse but it still makes a good song even better. 
Best Verse: n/a
Overall Grade: A-

"Rocketman (Remix)" by Boosie Badazz featuring Jeezy and Kodak Black
A couple weeks after Takeoff died, Boosie released "Rocketman," a 'tribute' song that featured way too much of the kind of cranky conservative rhetoric ("this world's so feminine," "women showin' too much") that Boosie has been tarnishing his legacy with on social media for the last few years. And I rolled my eyes at Boosie making a remix because why do we need a version of this song with three guys who never even worked with Takeoff? Jeezy came out of nowhere with one of the best verses of his career on here, though. He's one of the last rappers I'd expect to deliver an epic 36-bar where he just keeps going and going and rising in intensity, but he really blacked out on a song that doesn't deserve it. 
Best Verse: Jeezy
Overall Grade: B+

"Rodeo (Remix)" by Lah Pat featuring Flo Milli
Texas singer Lah Pat's Ginuwine-sampling breakthrough originally featured a pretty good verse by Texas rapper Big Jade, but the remix is still an improvement, one of Flo Milli's best verses to date. 
Best Verse: n/a
Overall Grade: A- 

"Slut Me Out (Remix)" by NLE Choppa featuring Sexyy Red
"Slut Me Out (Remix)" by NLE Choppa featuring Sukihana
"Slut Me Out" would be the most infamous sex rap song of 2023 if it wasn't for "Pound Town," so it as a no-brainer to do a remix with Sexyy Red, and she's pretty funny on here. The last line of Sukihana's verse is so fucking insane I'm not even gonna type it out on here, though, I feel like she won through pure shock value
Best Verse: Sukihana
Overall Grade: B

"This Is Cali (Remix)" by Scar Lip featuring Snoop Dogg
Back in April, Scar Lip and Busta Rhymes posted a studio session video previewing basically what sounds like Busta's entire verse for the remix to her breakthrough single "This Is New York." That remix still isn't officially out two months later, though, and I don't review snippets. What is out, though, is Snoop's west coast version, and he really ripped that shit, a great reminder that he can still pull out that Death Row Snoop vibe when he wants to.  
Best Verse: n/a
Overall Grade: B+ 

"Us Against The World (Remix)" by Strandz featuring Digga D
The London rapper Fredo recently posted a snippet that a lot of people were roasting on Twitter with comments like "UK rap in their G-Unit era." And I kept thinking about that when I listened to "Us Against The World," a recent top 5 hit in the UK that sounds even more like a 50 Cent album track from 2005. The Digga D verse is not bad but doesn't rescue a mediocre song. 
Best Verse: n/a
Overall Grade: C

"Y'all Want Me (Remix)" by John'Nay Lasha featuring Kali
This song is fucking awful, John'Nay Lasha sounds terrible and says things like "entanglements like August/ what you doin' with all this/ dive in like ball pits." Kali's verse is fine, though, she shows more potential on here than on "Area Codes." 
Best Verse: n/a
Overall Grade: B-