TV Diary

Thursday, November 30, 2023























a) "The Curse"
Nathan Fielder and Benny Safdie are two guys who I consider a little overrated, but I was intrigued by them making a show together that co-stars Emma Stone. It's actually fun to see Fielder act and portray a three dimensional character with whole range of emotions opposite an A-list actress because one of the things I found off-putting about "Nathan For You" and "The Rehearsal" was Fielder playing himself in emotionless monotone, I get that a lot of the comedy came from that but I just found it all very dry to the point of being boring sometimes. "The Curse" has a lot going on, between the satire of reality TV and gentrification to the weird sex/relationship shit, after four episodes I feel like it could either become insufferable or have an amazing ending. I wish Safdie didn't have acting ambitions, though, he's really like Tarantino in all the wrong ways. 

b) "A Murder At The End Of The World"
The 2016 Netflix series "The OA" felt like a rare product of the peak streaming era when people who make Sundance movies got to make an unapologetically slow, artsy series that didn't feel like anything else on TV. Some people loved "The OA" for its unique eccentricities, but I found it to be, at best, an interesting failure, if not outright laughable. "A Murder At The End Of The World" had a really exciting ad campaign, but then finding out that it was made by "The OA"'s creators gave me pause. I think FX did a pretty good job in reining Zal Batmanglij and Brit Marling in to make a more conventional thriller mystery. It still has some unusual rhythms and moves at its own pace, but I care about the characters and the whole sinister scenario, I love seeing Clive Owen in a role like this. 

c) "The Buccaneers" 
This Apple TV+ series based on an unfinished Edith Wharton novel is pretty enjoyable, an unapologetically soapy story about young American women in 1870s London. The Sofia Coppola-esque use of a modern rock soundtrack has diminishing returns, though, I particularly hate that the theme song is an LCD Soundsystem cover. 

d) "Colin From Accounts"
This Australian sitcom, starring the husband who's never around on "Evil," is pretty cute, about a man and a woman who meet when one of them accidentally runs over a dog, and they stick together to nurse the dog back to health. 

e) "Black Cake"
This Hulu miniseries is one of those sprawling stories about multiple generations of a family in different timelines, the cast is great but it's definitely something that I get the sense felt like a more cohesive story on paper, jumping between these different sets of characters in each episode makes it hard for a TV show to really gain momentum. 

Another very ambitious story based on a novel that spans decades, telling the story of two gay men from the McCarthyism era of the 1950s to the AIDS crisis in the '80s. Matt Bomer and Jonathan Bailey have to play young men and old men, which is hard to do, but they convey a lot with hair and makeup, better than a lot of shows I've seen attempt something like this. I'm not so much a fan of Chris Bauer's weird prosthetic nose to play Joseph McCarthy, though. 

g) "All The Light We Cannot See"
Another show based on a book I haven't read! Shawn Levy has a long track record of goofy comedies like Night At The Museum and the last few Ryan Reynolds vehicles, so I'm pleasantly surprised that he can direct a World War II drama, Hugh Laurie and Mark Ruffalo are really good in this. I can't help but wonder if this would've gotten more attention on almost any network or streamer besides Netflix, though, it just seems lost in the crowd on there. 

h) "Lawmen: Bass Reeves"
Bass Reeves is a fascinating historical figure, born into slavery and then becoming one of the first Black deputy U.S. Marshals. That "Lawmen" part of the title does make me worry that the franchise-minded Taylor Sheridan is planning this as the first of a whole cinematic universe of historical dramas. David Oyelowo is a good compelling star but I kind of wish there was more of the great supporting players like Shea Wigham and Donald Sutherland. 

This British sitcom is about a family of puritanical Christians preparing for the rapture, which is something that's kind of a familiar part of American culture but it's interesting to see a depiction of it in another country. It's both a sharp satire of religious zealotry and also kind of a traditional family sitcom that humanizes the characters, an interesting balance to strike. The BBC aired six episodes earlier this year, and The CW picked it up to air this fall but then pulled it after the schedule after three episodes and replaced it with "Whose Line" reruns, which is really frustrating, I'd really like to see those other episodes. 

Last year there was a series called "Monarch" about a country music dynasty, this one is an Apple TV+ spinoff of Kong: Skull Island and Godzilla: King of the Monsters. I was a little skeptical about turning monster movies into an ongoing series, but the cast is pretty good, so far it works better than I would've expected and the visual effects are strong. 

It's funny to see an American procedural franchise do a series in another country, with its own culture and legal system, and it still feels like they just rubber stamped the formula and put it in front of the picturesque Sydney skyline with some Australian accents. 

So happy to have this great show back for a second season, honestly, it's just made with so much love for Julia Child and the people around her, finding all the humor and drama in her work, marriage, and friendships. Also happy to see Rachel Bloom join one of the best ensemble casts on television right now. 

Another show about entertainment and friendship that I'm really happy to have back for a second season on Max, in some ways it's not that different from "Julia," Issa Rae really did a great job with building these characters and dropping them in the modern music industry, it feels a lot less forced than most other shows about aspiring musicians. 

I was also pretty pumped for the second season of "The Gilded Age," although I feel more invested in Carrie Coon's outfits than the storyline itself, and it felt like they pandered to me by starting the season with a montage of hat boxes being opened. Occasionally the stories get interesting, I feel like the ensemble is allowed to really do a lot of subtle acting as these little conflicts play out in polite society, rarely boiling over. 

As I wrote a few weeks ago, I've spent a big chunk of this year watching every episode of "Letterkenny," and now that I'm caught up I've been watching the spinoff. I never really liked the Shoresy scenes in "Letterkenny," which mainly consisted of Jared Keeso facing away from the camera (sometimes naked), making a voluminous stream of profane "your mom" jokes in a high pitched voice, so I did not have high hopes for Shoresy having his own series. But you actually see Shoresy's face in "Shoresy" and see him become a weirdly lovable, well rounded character, it's actually kind of fascinating how Keeso subtly found the vulnerability in the character and made a "Ted Lasso"-type sports comedy where you really root for the team and care about their wins. 

I feel like a broken record, I always complain about this show and the way Noah Hawley extrapolated the Coen Bros.' movie into a genre of stories, and then he gets such a great cast for the next season that I feel compelled to watch, and again have mixed feelings about the great performances and hacky storytelling. So far this is an above average season and I love seeing Jon Hamm, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Dave Foley, and Richa Moorjani in action, but there's still moments where someone says "ah jeez" in an exaggerated Minnoesota accent during a scene of bloody violence and I just resent this show's existence so much. 

It's rare these days that a show survives way longer than I expected it to, I enjoyed the first season of "Upload" but I wouldn't have thought I'd be here seeing a third season, with a cliffhanger that sets up a potential fourth season. The weird "Black Mirror"-ish premise just continues to get weirder, there's a little diminishing returns but it's mostly a pretty fun show. 

Now that the fourth season of "For All Mankind" is in the 21st century and fast approaching the present day, its whole parallel universe conceit continues to accrue all these weird wrinkles. 
I'm glad they've added some more actors I enjoy like Daniel Stern to the cast because so many of my favorite characters have died now, or are buried in weird elderly-person makeup. 

I should probably watch Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World at some point, I found it a little offputting at the time, but I feel like I might enjoy it more now. Doing an anime series with the original voice cast is kind of a fun way to continue the story while the actors are getting too old to play the character in live action, I'd probably enjoy this more if I was a fan who read the graphic novels or repeatedly watched the movie, but again, it's growing on me. 

The first season of "Invincible" came out two and a half years ago, and for whatever reason when it finally returned this fall Amazon only had the first half of the new season, plus a prequel special, which made some nerds mad. I think it's fine, though, I hope they take their time and keep making a high quality show, I'm good with a few episodes at a time, I was cool with "The Venture Bros." episodes coming out fairly slowly too. This season hasn't totally had me on the edge of my seat like the first season, but I like the way they're making the scope of the story bigger and bigger, I'm curious to see where it's going. 

A really fantastic anime show on Netflix, I absolutely love the animation style and the epic story, easily one of the best adult animation shows in recent memory. 

It's funny that Netflix constantly puts out such an enormous volume of content that I can't even bat an eye at them released "My Daemon" (a Japanese animated series) and "My Demon" (a Korean live action series) in the same week. This is a cool show, though, not quite up on the level of "Blue Eye Samurai" but I like the aesthetic of some of these newer computer animated anime shows, it's an appealing mix of different aesthetics. 

Matthew A. Cherry's very charming animated short Hair Love won an Oscar a few years ago, and "Young Love" is the spinoff Max series. I have to admit, I didn't watch this show until Matthew A. Cherry praised my No ID interview on twitter, I was like let me go appreciate his work too, and it's good stuff, family-friendly but kind of grounded in the real world. Not a huge fan of Kid Cudi as a voice actor, though. 

Definitely the most depressing show of the year, the way this game show version of "Squid Game" seems to miss the point of the original in many ways while making its points in a much bleaker new way. 

A James Bond-themed reality competition show, however, is a pretty fun idea, especially with Brian Cox playing the Bond villain-type host/antagonist, although I would've gladly traded this for Cox being the villain in an actual Bond movie. 

I'm kind of glad that on the 60th anniversary of JFK's assassination we're still getting stuff like this National Geographic miniseries, because there are still some people who were in Houston that day that are alive to speak about it. And it's interesting to continue to get some more little details, even if we're not any closer to the whole truth, I like the way this was put together, just breaking down everything that happened moment by moment. 

Deep Album Cuts Vol. 339: The Breeders

Wednesday, November 29, 2023





The Last Splash-era lineup of The Breeders have been celebrating the album's 30th anniversary this year with a tour and a reissue, and next year they're going to be opening for Olivia Rodrigo in some arenas, so it felt like a good time to look band on the band's catalog. 

The Breeders deep album cuts (Spotify playlist):

1. Doe
2. Iris
3. Opened
4. Fortunately Gone
5. Happiness Is A Warm Gun
6. Safari
7. Don't Call Home
8. No Aloha
9. Drivin' On 9
10. Invisible Man
11. Do You Love Me Now?
12. I Just Wanna Get Alone
13. New Year
14. Mom's Drunk (The Amps)
15. Breaking The Split Screen Barrier (The Amps)
16. I Am Decided (The Amps)
17. Bragging Party (The Amps)
18. Little Fury
19. The She
20. London Song
21. Full On Idle
22. Overglazed
23. Night Of Joy
24. Regalame Esta Noche
25. It's The Love
26. Nervous Mary
27. MetaGoth
28. All Nerve

Tracks 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5 from Pod (1990)
Tracks 6 and 7 from the Safari EP (1992)
Tracks 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 and 13 from Last Splash (1993)
Tracks 14, 15, 16 and 17 from Pacer by The Amps (1995)
Tracks 18, 19, 20 and 21 from Title TK (2002)
Tracks 22, 23, 24 and 25 from Mountain Battles (2008)
Tracks 26, 27 and 28 from All Nerve (2018)

The Breeders began, sort of accidentally, as a supposed indie supergroup featuring Kim Deal of the Piexies and Tanya Donnelly of Throwing Muses, who eventually left to form Belly, with Kim's twin sister Kelley Deal joining the next incarnation of the band. The Safari EP is an interesting curio as the only transitional project with both Tanya Donnelly and Kelley Deal on it.  

Steve Albini produced (or engineered, per his preferred term) a lot of great indie albums in the late '80s and early '90s, but Pod is famously the one that Kurt Cobain loved and led him to seek out Albini to work on In Utero (which, of course, was supported with a tour with The Breeders opening). "Iris" was the first non-"Cannonball" Breeders song I heard because of the live version on the No Alternative compilation (with the performance filmed by Hal Hartley for the No Alternative TV special!). "Happiness Is A Warm Gun" is one of those Beatles album tracks that feels suitably weird to become a favorite cover for alternative bands -- World Party and The Breeders both released covers in 1990, followed by U2, Tori Amos, Marc Ribot, and more. 

Even with the Nirvana co-sign and Pixies connection, I don't think anybody could've guessed exactly how huge "Cannonball" and Last Splash were going to be. '93-'94 was an interesting moment when grunge had opened the door for some quirkier indie rock-sounding bands to get played on mainstream radio, but arguably no song crossed over bigger than "Cannonball," and Last Splash deservingly went platinum. 

At this point, Kim Deal is the only consistent member of The Breeders across every album. But after Kelley Deal got arrested for heroin possession in 1994 and went to court-ordered rehab, Kim Deal decided to release the album she and Breeders drummer Jim Macpherson were working on as a follow-up to Last Splash under a different band name, The Amps. I'm not necessarily convinced Pacer would've sold a lot better if it had been released as a Breeders album, but it's a cool record and I feel like it makes sense to treat it as part of the Breeders catalog now in retrospect. By the time another proper Breeders album arrived in 1999, the commercial momentum had really dissipated, but I'm glad that Kim Deal has kept the band going in different forms over the years, it's probably more rewarding than if she'd just stuck it out on an infinite sequence of post-reunion Pixies tours. 

Previous playlists in the Deep Album Cuts series:
Vol. 1: Brandy
Vol. 2: Whitney Houston
Vol. 3: Madonna
Vol. 4: My Chemical Romance
Vol. 5: Brad Paisley
Vol. 6: George Jones
Vol. 7: The Doors
Vol. 8: Jay-Z
Vol. 9: Robin Thicke
Vol. 10: R. Kelly
Vol. 11: Fall Out Boy
Vol. 12: TLC
Vol. 13: Pink
Vol. 14: Queen
Vol. 15: Steely Dan
Vol. 16: Trick Daddy
Vol. 17: Paramore
Vol. 18: Elton John
Vol. 19: Missy Elliott
Vol. 20: Mariah Carey
Vol. 21: The Pretenders
Vol. 22: "Weird Al" Yankovic
Vol. 23: Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
Vol. 24: Foo Fighters
Vol. 25: Counting Crows
Vol. 26: T.I.
Vol. 27: Jackson Browne
Vol. 28: Usher
Vol. 29: Mary J. Blige
Vol. 30: The Black Crowes
Vol. 31: Ne-Yo
Vol. 32: Blink-182
Vol. 33: One Direction
Vol. 34: Kelly Clarkson
Vol. 35: The B-52's
Vol. 36: Ludacris
Vol. 37: They Might Be Giants
Vol. 38: T-Pain
Vol. 39: Snoop Dogg
Vol. 40: Ciara
Vol. 41: Creedence Clearwater Revival
Vol. 42: Dwight Yoakam
Vol. 43: Demi Lovato
Vol. 44: Prince
Vol. 45: Duran Duran
Vol. 46: Rihanna
Vol. 47: Janet Jackson
Vol. 48: Sara Bareilles
Vol. 49: Motley Crue
Vol. 50: The Who
Vol. 51: Coldplay
Vol. 52: Alicia Keys
Vol. 53: Stone Temple Pilots
Vol. 54: David Bowie
Vol. 55: The Eagles
Vol. 56: The Beatles
Vol. 57: Beyonce
Vol. 58: Beanie Sigel
Vol. 59: A Tribe Called Quest
Vol. 60: Cheap Trick
Vol. 61: Guns N' Roses
Vol. 62: The Posies
Vol. 63: The Time
Vol. 64: Gucci Mane
Vol. 65: Violent Femmes
Vol. 66: Red Hot Chili Peppers
Vol. 67: Maxwell
Vol. 68: Parliament-Funkadelic
Vol. 69: Chevelle
Vol. 70: Ray Parker Jr. and Raydio
Vol. 71: Fantasia
Vol. 72: Heart
Vol. 73: Pitbull
Vol. 74: Nas
Vol. 75: Monica
Vol. 76: The Cars
Vol. 77: 112
Vol. 78: 2Pac
Vol. 79: Nelly
Vol. 80: Meat Loaf
Vol. 81: AC/DC
Vol. 82: Bruce Springsteen
Vol. 83: Pearl Jam
Vol. 84: Green Day
Vol. 85: George Michael and Wham!
Vol. 86: New Edition
Vol. 87: Chuck Berry
Vol. 88: Electric Light Orchestra
Vol. 89: Chic
Vol. 90: Journey
Vol. 91: Yes
Vol. 92: Soundgarden
Vol. 93: The Allman Brothers Band
Vol. 94: Mobb Deep
Vol. 95: Linkin Park
Vol. 96: Shania Twain
Vol. 97: Squeeze
Vol. 98: Taylor Swift
Vol. 99: INXS
Vol. 100: Stevie Wonder
Vol. 101: The Cranberries
Vol. 102: Def Leppard
Vol. 103: Bon Jovi
Vol. 104: Dire Straits
Vol. 105: The Police
Vol. 106: Sloan
Vol. 107: Peter Gabriel
Vol. 108: Led Zeppelin
Vol. 109: Dave Matthews Band
Vol. 110: Nine Inch Nails
Vol. 111: Talking Heads
Vol. 112: Smashing Pumpkins
Vol. 113: System Of A Down
Vol. 114: Aretha Franklin
Vol. 115: Michael Jackson
Vol. 116: Alice In Chains
Vol. 117: Paul Simon
Vol. 118: Lil Wayne
Vol. 119: Nirvana
Vol. 120: Kix
Vol. 121: Phil Collins
Vol. 122: Elvis Costello & The Attractions
Vol. 123: Sonic Youth
Vol. 124: Bob Seger
Vol. 125: Radiohead
Vol. 126: Eric Church
Vol. 127: Neil Young
Vol. 128: Future
Vol. 129: Say Anything
Vol. 130: Maroon 5
Vol. 131: Kiss
Vol. 132: Dinosaur Jr.
Vol. 133: Stevie Nicks
Vol. 134: Talk Talk
Vol. 135: Ariana Grande
Vol. 136: Roxy Music
Vol. 137: The Cure
Vol. 138: 2 Chainz
Vol. 139: Kelis
Vol. 140: Ben Folds Five
Vol. 141: DJ Khaled
Vol. 142: Little Feat
Vol. 143: Brendan Benson
Vol. 144: Chance The Rapper
Vol. 145: Miguel
Vol. 146: The Geto Boys
Vol. 147: Meek Mill
Vol. 148: Tool
Vol. 149: Jeezy
Vol. 150: Lady Gaga
Vol. 151: Eddie Money
Vol. 152: LL Cool J
Vol. 153: Cream
Vol. 154: Pavement
Vol. 155: Miranda Lambert
Vol. 156: Gang Starr
Vol. 157: Little Big Town
Vol. 158: Thin Lizzy
Vol. 159: Pat Benatar
Vol. 160: Depeche Mode
Vol. 161: Rush
Vol. 162: Three 6 Mafia
Vol. 163: Jennifer Lopez
Vol. 164: Rage Against The Machine
Vol. 165: Huey Lewis and the News
Vol. 166: Dru Hill
Vol. 167: The Strokes
Vol. 168: The Notorious B.I.G.
Vol. 169: Sparklehorse
Vol. 170: Kendrick Lamar
Vol. 171: Mazzy Star
Vol. 172: Erykah Badu
Vol. 173: The Smiths
Vol. 174: Kenny Rogers & The First Edition
Vol. 175: Fountains Of Wayne
Vol. 176: Joe Diffie
Vol. 177: Morphine
Vol. 178: Dr. Dre
Vol. 179: The Rolling Stones
Vol. 180: Superchunk
Vol. 181: The Replacements
Vol. 318: The Band
Vol. 319: Oasis
Vol. 320: Jimmy Buffett
Vol. 321: Smash Mouth
Vol. 322: Gary Wright
Vol. 323: Diddy
Vol. 324: Wilco
Vol. 325: Boston
Vol. 326: Cypress Hill
Vol. 327: Starpoint
Vol. 328: Bachman-Turner Overdrive
Vol. 329: Garbage
Vol. 330: Blur
Vol. 331: Tom Waits
Vol. 332: Big Daddy Kane
Vol. 333: J. Cole
Vol. 334: B.G.
Vol. 335: *NSYNC and Justin Timberlake
Vol. 336: Alanis Morissette
Vol. 337: The Weeknd
Vol. 338: Trina

Deep Album Cuts Vol. 338: Trina

Tuesday, November 28, 2023








Trina's always been one of my favorites, she might really one of my top 5 women MCs (up there with Missy, MC Lyte, Nicki, and Meg). A lot of that is off of singles and features, but she's got some pretty great album tracks too. 

Trina deep album cuts (Spotify playlist):

1. Ain't Shit (featuring Lois Lane)
2. Watch Yo Back (featuring Twista)
3. Bitch I Don't Need U (featuring Trick Daddy)
4. Off The Chain With It (featuring Trick Daddy)
5. Rewind That Back (featuring Missy Elliott)
6. Hustling
7. Ladies 1st (featuring Eve)
8. How We Do? (featuring Fabolous)
9. Do You Want Me? (featuring Bathgate)
10. I Gotta (featuring Rick Ross)
11. Shake (featuring Lil Scrappy)
12. Sum Mo (featuring Dre)
13. So Fresh (featuring Plies)
14. Stop Traffic (featuring Pitbull)
15. Killing You Hoes
16. I Got A Bottle (featuring Missy Elliott)
17. Hot Commodity (featuring Rick Ross)
18. Let Dem Hoes Fight (featuring Kalenna)
19. Dang A Lang (featuring Nicki Minaj and Lady Saw)
20. Situation (featuring Lil Wayne)
21. New Thang (featuring 2 Chainz)

Tracks 1, 2, 3 and 4 from Da Baddest Bitch (2000)
Tracks 5, 6, 7, 8 and 9 from Diamond Princess (2002)
Tracks 10, 11, 12 and 13 from Glamorest Life (2005)
Tracks 14, 15, 16 and 17 from Still Da Baddest (2008)
Tracks 18 and 19 from Amazin' (2010)
Tracks 20 and 21 from The One (2019)

I went heavy on features but Trina is one of those people who just seems to be better when she has someone else's energy to bounce off of, and might be the closest thing to female rapper who has songs with almost every other major female rapper. Diamond Princess is a cool album because it feels like a lot of the big name producers on there don't stick to their usual sound, "B R Right" and "Do You Want Me?" aren't typical Kanye beats and "How We Do?" isn't a typical Just Blaze beat. "Hustling" is probably the best Trina song, the little snippet at the end of the "B R Right" video always intrigued me and the song itself is insane. 

"Let Dem Hoes Fight" was co-written by Lady Gaga, who put the initial song together before it was offered to Trina. Unfortunately, their labels couldn't work it out for Gaga to guest on the Trina song, so Kalenna from Dirty Money is on the album version, but there's a leaked version with Gaga's vocals on YouTube. I really like imagining a world where that version came out and was a huge hit. And as I was writing this post, I scrolled past a viral tweet of "Hot Commodity." 

Deep Album Cuts Vol. 337: The Weeknd

Monday, November 27, 2023


 


















I've always been kind of a Weeknd skeptic, but at this point he's made enough music that I enjoy that I felt like I could put together a playlist ilke this. 

The Weeknd deep album cuts (Spotify playlist):

1. Loft Music
2. High For This
3. Zone (featuring Drake)
4. Life Of The Party
5. Montreal
6. Echoes Of Silence
7. The Town
8. Adaptation
9. Shameless
10. Real Life
11. Losers (featuring Labrinth)
12. All I Know (featuring Future)
13. Stargirl Interlude (featuring Lana Del Rey)
14. I Was Never There (featuring Gesaffelstein)
15. Hardest To Love
16. Until I Bleed Out
17. Scared To Live
18. Best Friends
19. Is There Someone Else?

Tracks 1 and 2 from House of Balloons (2011)
Tracks 3 and 4 from Thursday (2011)
Tracks 5 and 6 from Echoes of Silence (2011)
Tracks 7 and 8 from Kiss Land (2013)
Tracks 9, 10 and 11 from Beauty Behind the Madness (2015)
Tracks 12 and 13 from Starboy (2016)
Track 14 from the My Dear Melancholy EP (2018)
Tracks 15, 16 and 17 from After Hours (2020)
Tracks 18 and 19 from Dawn FM (2022)

When The Weeknd's first three mixtapes took the internet by storm in 2011, it kind of felt to me like it was R&B for people who don't listen to R&B, and I didn't really take it all seriously. By the time Abel Tesfaye decided to drop the 'faceless' schtick and try to be a more conventional star, and actually converted all that blog buzz into actual chart-topping hits over the next four years, though, I started to hear the appeal. 

Even though I like The Weeknd as a pop star more than as a moody "toxic R&B" auteur, I will admit that once you look at his catalog without the big crossover james like "Blinding Lights" and "Can't Feel My Face," there is a continuity to his work, his late period deep cuts don't sound that different from the early mixtapes. Also it's funny that The Weeknd and Jay-Z have traded hairstyles over the last 10 years. 

Deep Album Cuts Vol. 336: Alanis Morissette

Sunday, November 26, 2023

 





I was thinking about artists with huge singles that I've never covered in this playlist, and Alanis sprang to mind. 

Alanis Morissette deep album cuts (Spotify playlist):

1. Right Through You
2. Perfect
3. Not The Doctor
4. Forgiven
5. Are You Still Mad
6. UR
7. One
8. Front Row
9. Still
10. Princes Familiar (live)
11. These R The Thoughts (live)
12. Flinch
13. 21 Things I Want In A Lover
14. Knees Of My Bees
15. Giggling Again For No Reason
16. Empathy
17. Losing The Plot
18. Purification - The Alchemical Crunch

Tracks 1, 2, 3 and 4 from Jagged Little Pill (1995)
Tracks 5, 6, 7 and 8 from Supposed Former Infatuation Junkie (1998)
Track 9 from Dogma - Music From The Motion Picture (1999)
Tracks 10 and 11 from MTV Unplugged (1999)
Tracks 12 and 13 from Under Rug Swept (2002)
Track 14 from So-Called Chaos (2004)
Track 15 from Flavors of Entanglement (2008)
Track 16 from Havoc and Bright Lights (2012)
Track 17 from Such Pretty Forks in the Road (2020)
Track 18 from The Storm Before the Calm (2022)

As a teenager, Alanis Morissette released two successful albums in Canada in the early '90s, one of which went platinum in Canada and one that went gold. But once Jagged Little Pill became a massive international hit, those early albums were treated as kind of her dirty little secret, her 'teen pop' albums. Her label, Maverick, actually went to the extraordinary lengths of actually persuading her former label, MCA, to take all copies of those two albums out of circulation. Morissette has said she's not embarrassed by those albums, but they've remained out of print, and she was talked out of including any songs from them on a best-of compilation. So I couldn't include any pre-Jagged Little Pill music in this playlist, much as I'd like to, just to offer a more complete picture of her career. 

I was too young to be conscious of Thriller while it was happening, but Jagged Little Pill is probably one of the biggest albums I've ever experienced firsthand as a pop culture phenomenon, up there with Get Rich Or Die Trying or Teenage Dream, if not bigger. That might be forgotten a bit because Alanis never maintained that kind of pop culture profile with her subsequent albums, and that female alternative-pop crossover artist niche was only a really big multiplatinum market in the '90s. I didn't care for most of Alanis's singles at the time, but there were some great songs off that record. I was in middle school at the time, and completely besotted with a girl who loved Alanis, so the album brings back a lot of memories. 

Jagged Little Pill was a fairly eccentric and individual blockbuster, and from there Alanis could've either acclimated to pop stardom to become a consistent hitmaker, or doubled down on her weirdest instincts and became a big name cult artist. Instead, she did neither, which in its own way is a pretty individual path to take. "Thank U" felt like a bold lead single, but Supposed Former Infatuation Junkie otherwise sounds a lot like Jagged, mostly in a good way. "Knees Of My Bees" aside, the titles of her albums were often the strangest things about them. Last year, Alanis finally really departed from conventional pop/rock with an ambient "meditation album," The Storm Before the Calm

Alanis seems to like guys that make her laugh, because in addition to her relationship with Dave Coulier that famously inspired Jagged Little Pill, Flavors of Entanglement reflects on her broken engagement to Ryan Reynolds. And many years after Alanis played God in Kevin Smith's Dogma and recorded a song for the soundtrack, it came to light that Supposed Former Infatuation Junkie's opening track "Front Row" is about Smith and Morrissette having some kind of brief relationship or almost-relationship, which even now is just kind of hilarious to think about. 

Deep Album Cuts Vol. 335: *NSYNC and Justin Timberlake

Saturday, November 25, 2023

 






In this series, I tend to do separate playlists for groups and the members' solo careers if both had large enough or sufficiently successful catalogs. I only consider lumping group and solo work into one post if one or the other doesn't have many albums or doesn't quite feel like it could sustain its only playlist, like Wham! and George Michael, Raydio and Ray Parker Jr., Kenny Rogers and The First Edition, or Television and Tom Verlaine. *NSYNC (also known as 'N Sync or simply NSYNC) recently released their first song in 22 years, "Better Place," and while Justin Timberlake's solo career looms pretty large over the group's legacy now, I think they can coexist in a playlist better than people might realize. 

*NSYNC and Justin Timberlake deep album cuts (Spotify playlist):

1. You Got It (*NSYNC)
2. Giddy Up (*NSYNC)
3. Kiss Me At Midnight (*NSYNC)
4. I Thought She Knew (*NSYNC)
5. It Makes Me Ill (*NSYNC)
6. Bringin' Da Noise (*NSYNC)
7. Tell Me, Tell Me...Baby (*NSYNC)
8. The Two Of Us (*NSYNC)
9. Last Night (Justin Timberlake)
10. Take It From Here (Justin Timberlake)
11. Sexy Ladies (Justin Timberlake)
12. Chop Me Up (Justin Timberlake featuring Three 6 Mafia and Timbaland)
13. Pusher Love Girl (Justin Timberlake)
14. That Girl (Justin Timberlake)
15. Cabaret (Justin Timberlake featuring Drake)
16. You Got It On (Justin Timberlake)
17. The Hard Stuff (Justin Timberlake)
18. Higher Higher (Justin Timberlake)

Tracks 1 and 2 from *NSYNC's *NSYNC (1997)
Track 3 from *NSYNC's Home For Christmas (1998)
Tracks 4, 5 and 6  from *NSYNC's No Strings Attached (2000)
Tracks 7 and 8 from *NSYNC's Celebrity (2001)
Tracks 9 and 10 from Justin Timberlake's Justified (2002)
Tracks 11 and 12 from Justin Timberlake's FutureSex/LoveSounds (2006)
Tracks 13 and 14 from Justin Timberlake's The 20/20 Experience (2013)
Tracks 15 and 16 from Justin Timberlake's The 20/20 Experience - 2 of 2 (2013)
Tracks 17 and 18 from Justin Timberlake's Man Of The Woods (2018)

"Giddy Up" was the only song with writing credits by the members of *NSYNC on their first album, and definitely indicated the more R&B-heavy direction they'd push towards later. Timberlake says "we gon' get dis crunk" on the outro, which is pretty easy to make fun of, he sounds ridiculous. But I have to hand it to him, I sure as hell didn't know the word "crunk" in 1997 (Andre 3000 said "crunk" on "Player's Ball" in '94, and Three 6 Mafia first used it in a song title in '96, but I don't remember being conscious of the term until "Get Crunked Up" by Iconz in 2000 and a lot more people didn't know it until Lil Jon blew up around 2003). 

A few years ago I wrote a Billboard piece for the 20th anniversary of No Strings Attached and its pivotal role in the way pop and R&B were merging in the Y2K era. As I mentioned in that article, "It Makes Me Ill" was interpolated on Ariana Grande's hit "Break Up With Your Girlfriend, I'm Bored." By far my favorite *NSYNC deep cut, however, is the a cappella album closing ballad "I Thought She Knew," I remember being really impressed by the group's harmonies when they performed that on "Saturday Night Live" instead of a single. It's a rare song where almost everybody in the group sings lead, and Chris Kirkpatrick sounds great. Mostly, though, these songs remind me how great a singer JC Chasez was and how he deserved a great solo career too. 

Max Martin only wrote five *NSYNC songs -- three were massive hits, "I'll Never Stop" was a moderately big hit outside the U.S., and "Tell Me, Tell Me...Baby" was a deep cut on Celebrity, a pretty good song in the "Bye Bye Bye" mold that was ignored in favor of the group's edgier new direction. I remember "Pop" was a pretty exciting moment, my brother bought Celebrity when it came out and it sounded great in his car, "Girlfriend" was such a good transition into the Justified era. The Neptunes were working with everybody at that point but it definitely felt like Pharrell had a lot more chemistry with Justin than the other pop acts he worked with in that era. 

It was revealed years later that Pharrell and Chad refused to work on Justin's second album because the same label, Jive, was holding up Clipse's second album, which is still kind of enraging for me to think about. If I could go back and change pop history at will, I would suggest Justin insist Jive release Hell Hath No Fury so that he could get back in the studio with the Neptunes. Timberlake eventually reunited on Man of the Woods, and while I like "Higher Higher," it just wasn't the same as the Justified era. In fact I've found most of Timberlake's solo career to be a disappointment, FutureSex/LoveSounds had some great singles but I don't really rate it as an album, and the records since then have been a drag, although it was fun to pick out highlights here. People still talk about Man of the Woods as if it was a full-scale turn to acoustic country. But I think they just got scared off by the marketing and never listened so it, because that album sounds 80% just like other Justin/Timbo/Neptunes records, and the three songs co-written with Chris Stapleton, including "The Hard Stuff," are integrated pretty well into Justin's usual sound. 

Deep Album Cuts Vol. 334: B.G.

Friday, November 24, 2023

 




A couple months ago, B.G. got out of prison after 11 years, and he's been making some music here and there, including collaborations with Gucci Mane and Kevin Gates. He was one of the best Cash Money rappers back in the day, so I'm glad to see him back on the scene, I've done Lil Wayne and Juvenile playlists before so I'm happy to have a reason to look at B.G.'s catalog too. 

B.G. deep album cuts (Spotify playlist):

1. Hood Took Me Under
2. Order 20 Keys
3. Uptown Thang
4. I'm A Hot Boy (with the Hot Boys)
5. I'm Try'n (featuring Lil Wayne and Juvenile)
6. 'Bout My Paper
7. Dog Ass (featuring Juvenile)
8. Trigga Play
9. Help (with the Hot Boys)
10. Thugged Out
11. Gun Slinger
12. Press One
13. Batt'em Up (featuring Gar and Redd)
14. Jack Who, Take What (with the Hot Boys)
15. Don't Talk To Me
16. Heart of tha Streetz
17. Ain't No Bitch (featuring Webbie and VL Mike)
18. 4 A Minute (featuring T.I.)

Track 1 from True Story with Lil Wayne (1995)
Track 2 from Chopper City (1996)
Track 3 from It's All On U, Vol. 1 (1997)
Track 4 from Get It How U Live! with the Hot Boys (1997)
Track 5 from It's All On U, Vol. 2 (1997)
Tracks 6, 7 and 8 from Chopper City In The Ghetto (1999)
Track 9 from Guerilla Warfare (1999)
Track 10 from Baller Blockin' (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) with the Cash Money Millionaires (2000)
Tracks 11 and 12 from Checkmate (2000)
Track 13 from Livin' Legend (2003)
Track 14 from Let 'Em Burn (2003)
Track 15 from Life After Cash Money (2004)
Track 16 from The Heart of tha Streetz, Vol. 1 (2005)
Track 17 from The Heart of tha Streetz, Vol. 2 - I Am What I Am (2006)
Track 18 from Too Hood 2 Be Hollywood (2009)

B.G. was 14 and Lil Wayne was 12 when they released their debut album True Story as B.G.'z (Baby Gangstaz) in 1995. B.G. does most of the rapping on that album and eventually changed his solo rap name from Lil Doogie to B.G., so that album has kind of been retconned as his first solo album. It's fun to hear B.G. and Wayne evolve as a rapper and Mannie Fresh evolve as a producer on those early Cash Money albums, you can hear a lot of what eventually became their platinum formula in a rougher state. I feel like Fresh must have invested in a ton of new studio equipment when they signed that Universal distribution deal because there's such a huge jump up in quality on 400 Degreez and Chopper City In The Ghetto

B.G. was always a little less of a natural pop star than Juve or Wayne, he kind of feels like a guest on his biggest hit, "Bling Bling." But he definitely had a lot of the best verses on those classic Cash Money albums. And after he left Cash Money in 2001, it felt like he felt more at home with the next generation of southern rappers coming up, including T.I., who signed B.G. to Grand Hustle. That never really panned out, especially once B.G. got locked up in 2012, but those late 2000s albums have held up well, I have a little hope that B.G. might still give us great music now that he's a free man again. 

Reading Diary

Wednesday, November 22, 2023

 






a) The Hag: The Life, Times and Music of Merle Haggard, by Marc Eliot
A while back I was in a book store looking for something to start reading, and this recently published Merle Haggard biography caught my eye. I'd never written a Marc Eliot book but he's written biographies of a lot of major musicians and actors, in the photos section there's a picture of Eliot and Haggard together in the '90s, so they knew each other. It seems like Eliot didn't work on the book until after Haggard's death in 2016, so there's not a lot of firsthand quotes from Haggard, although he occasionally quotes Haggard's memoirs or even debunks or questions Haggard's recollections, it's a really dense and well-researched book. Haggard's quite a character, just about the only "outlaw" country star who actually had a lengthy criminal record and was actually in San Quentin for two and a half years when Johnny Cash performed there. Eliot doesn't shy away from the sordid complexity of Haggard's life (he married 5 times, and two of his wives were named Leona -- Haggard joked that he didn't have to change his tattoo). Eliot also does a great job of breaking down Haggard's musical evolution, revealed interesting stories behind my favorite Haggard records and made me curious to check out some more. 

b) Documentary Vision: Notes from Behind the Camera, by Richard Chisolm
Richard Chisolm is a Baltimore-based cinematographer I've known from doing a lot of video work in the area over the last several years, a very intelligent guy with some good stories. So when he mentioned that he had a book coming out, I asked him to send me a copy and I'd pitch some Baltimore publications on covering it. I didn't really have any luck with that but I'm glad I got a chance to read it, it's interesting to get a sort of academic perspective on making documentaries, the ethics and economics and visual language of fact-based filmmaking. Right now, anybody can make a "documentary" for YouTube or a streaming service, which is good in some ways but comes with a lot of pitfalls, and I feel like this would make a good handbook for a first time documentarian to honor some basic principles of journalism and cinema that might be getting eroded a little bit these days.

c) The Lyrics: 1956 To the Present, by Paul McCartney and Paul Muldoon
This big, dense volume features Paul McCartney reflecting on the lyrics of over 150 songs from across his career. Of all of the songwriting giants who could do something like this, McCartney is the one who's probably got the most goofy simplistic lyrics in even some of his greatest songs, so sometimes it's funny to see a page of silly little rhymes on one page and his memories of writing them on the next page. And even when his lyrics are brilliant, he's usually pretty humble about it and just explains why a particular word occurred to him or whatever. But McCartney is always a good hang and this book is enjoyable much in the same way as the "McCartney 3, 2, 1" docuseries where Rick Rubin plays his old tracks and they talk about them, and it's kind of remarkable just hearing all these moments from his life and how they influenced his art at different points and what his songwriting routines are. 

d) Complete Stories, by Kurt Vonnegut
In middle school and high school I just devoured Kurt Vonnegut books, most of his novels as well as some of the collections like Welcome To The Monkey House. This is a more comprehensive volume of all of his short fiction, some of which I'd read before, some I hadn't, some great stories I'd totally forgotten about and got to experience all over again. Short stories published in magazines and newspapers were a thriving business and one of the most popular forms of American entertainment in the years before there was a television in every home. And some of the essays in the front of the book almost make it sound like Vonnegut was just cranking these things out for a living before he really found his voice as a novelist, but to me it's remarkable just how much his particular way of looking at the world and his distinctive phrasings and rhythms are there from the very beginning in his early '50s stories. 

Deep Album Cuts Vol. 333: J. Cole

Tuesday, November 21, 2023

 





J. Cole has been talking for a while now about his next album, The Fall Off, being his final album. I don't really believe him, though, rap retirements are almost always fake or don't last. Either way, though, he's got a good-sized catalog to look back at now. 

J. Cole deep album cuts (Spotify playlist):

1. God's Gift
2. Never Told
3. In The Morning (featuring Drake)
4. Rise And Shine
5. Land Of The Snakes
6. Born Sinner (featuring James Fauntleroy) 
7. Chaining Day
8. Runaway
9. G.O.M.D.
10. A Tale Of 2 Citiez
11. Fire Squad
12. Hello
13. Immortal
14. Change (featuring Ari Lennox
15. Photograph
16. The Cut Off
17. Pride Is The Devil (featuring Lil Baby)
18. Amari
19. Let Go My Hand (featuring Bas and 6lack)

Tracks 1, 2, 3 and 4 from Cole World: The Sideline Story (2011)
Tracks 5, 6, 7 and 8 from Born Sinner (2013)
Tracks 9, 10, 11 and 12 from 2014 Forest Hills Drive (2014)
Tracks 13 and 14 from 4 Your Eyez Only (2016)
Tracks 15 and 16 from KOD (2018)
Tracks 17, 18 and 19 from The Off-Season (2021)

J. Cole has often been looked as part of the "big three" of his generation of rappers along with Drake and Kendrick Lamar. Between Drake's record-shattering chart success and Kendrick's rapturous critical acclaim and Grammys and Pulitzer Prize, Cole's the one whose position in that firmament is a little less certain, who seems to be more anxious about claiming his spot. He just got his first #1 on the Hot 100 with his appearance on Drake's "First Person Shooter" (Drake's 14th #1), a song where he directly acknowledges the "big three" talk. 

In the storied "blog rap" era when those guys and their contemporaries were getting started, I really rooted for J. Cole. I thought his production was really impressive and that Cole World: The Sideline Story was one of the best major label debuts out of all those guys. Everybody was angling to be the next Jay-Z or get a Jay-Z co-sign, and Cole was the one who was actually signed to Roc Nation, but he did a pretty good job of establishing himself as his own man, no Memphis Bleek. That album hasn't aged especially well, though, it very much feels like Take Care and good kid, m.A.A.d city changed the landscape and Cole had to adapt to it. I still really like his beats on Cole World, though, as well as "Never Told," one of the few Cole album tracks produced by No ID. As I learned when I interviewed No ID recently, he offered a lot of beats to Cole before they went to other artists, including Big Sean's "Control" and Saba's "Back In Office."

J. Cole started to seem like a major star when Born Sinner outsold Yeezus, but it also felt like this depressing moment where Kanye made a bold, risky album and people preferred a Kanye-influenced guy sticking to '90s rap nostalgia on an album full of samples from Ready To Die, Midnight Marauders and Aquemini. "Let Nas Down" is the most famous deep cut on Born Sinner but I hate it and everything it symbolizes, Cole making a decent single in "Work Out" and then sheepishly apologizing for it. 

Cole really secured his spot, though, when he released 2014 Forest Hills Drive with no guests and little advance promotion and it became his biggest album. J. Cole fans boasted that he was "platinum with no features" so much that it became a meme, and "No Role Modelz" has become his signature hit, a song I find deeply tiresome. Going back to the deep cuts, though, 2014 Forest Hills Drive is definitely his best album, even if I would not join fans in calling it one of the best rap albums of the decade. I feel like he's always falling just short of dazzling like a true great rapper, the flows are rarely surprising and his jokes almost never land. Now and then, though, he pulls off some pretty impressive verses.

"Change" might be my favorite J. Cole song, or at least my favorite on this playlist. J. Cole was still on his "no features" bullshit on 4 Your Eyez Only so Ari Lennox isn't officially given a feature credit on that song, but she really makes that song for me. KOD is by far my least favorite J. Cole album, though, there are just so many embarrassing lyrical and musical ideas on that record that it was hard to to even pick out tracks for this. I really liked The Off-Season, though, that's the one that gives me hope that The Fall Off might actually be what Cole is hyping it up to be. 

The 2023 Remix Report Card Vol. 4

Monday, November 20, 2023

 




Good lord, there were a lot of remixes in the last three months. Here's Vol. 1, Vol. 2, Vol. 3, and the Spotify playlist with all the remixes I've covered in 2023, over a hundred of them. 

"All My Life (Remix)" by Lil Durk featuring Burna Boy
"All My Life (Remix)" by Lil Durk featuring Stray Kids
I ranted a few months ago about how much I hate "All My Life," and it feels like Durk validated all my criticisms of the song's crossover pandering by doing remixes with an Afrobeats star and a K-Pop group. Burna Boy has a good handle on the song's melody but the Stray Kids remix just sounds ridiculous. 
Best Verse: Burna Boy
Overall Grade: D

"Bing Bong (Remix)" by BlakeIANA featuring Sexyy Red
I've never heard of BlakeIANA, but apparently she's from St. Louis like Sexyy Red, maybe a slightly better rapper but a lot less personality. Not a huge fan of Big Sexyy but she definitely has a star quality, the song immediately becomes more memorable when she shows up for her quick little 8-bar verse, and she stays on beat better than usual. Should've had RZA on the remix too, though, obviously. 
Best Verse: n/a
Overall Grade: B-

"Boy Boy (Remix)" by Yaisel LM featuring Blessd and NLE Choppa
I have a higher opinion of NLE Choppa than most people, he's pretty hit and miss but when he's in his lane he makes pretty enjoyable music. Unfortunately, he just sounds stupid rapping things like "suck it suck it, eat it eat it eat it, chalupa!" on this track. 
Best Verse: Blessd
Overall Grade: F

"Buckle Up (Remix)" by PGS Spence featuring Armani White
I don't think I would've guessed that Armani White was from Philadelphia, but he sounds pretty good on this uptempo dance track by a member of the group Philly Goats, and the song is similar to "I Wanna Rock" and "Shake Sumn" but a better song. 
Best Verse: n/a
Overall Grade: B

"Butterfly Coupe 2" by Kalan.FrFr featuring Quavo
The original "Butterfly Coupe" had Tyga on it so Quavo is easily an improvement. There are a lot of annoying rapper names in this column, but I think Kalan.FrFr has my least favorite rap name out right now. 
Best Verse: n/a
Overall Grade:

"Champagne Shit (Remix)" by Janelle Monae featuring Latto and Quavo
I've never been a big fan of Janelle Monae, but I respect the pivot she's made with her music and her image on The Age of Pleasure. She really leaned into making a fun, free-spirited record and made some songs where it would actually make sense to put Latto and Quavo on the remix, but it's still within Monae's wheelhouse. 
Best Verse: Latto
Overall Grade: B

"Cobra (Rock Remix)" by Megan Thee Stallion featuring Spiritbox
The main thing I remembered about "Cobra" after hearing it for the first time was that it ends with a guitar solo -- I was curious who played it and found that it was Diggy Lessard, son of Dave Matthews Band bassist Stefan Lessard. And then Meg decided to take the rock element further and made a remix with Canadian metalcore band Spiritbox. I rolled my eyes a little at the beginning of the remix, but once it gets going and Spiritbox's lead singer is screaming along with Meg, it's pretty fun. 
Best Verse: n/a
Overall Grade: B

"Crazy Girl P2" by Bktherula featuring YoungBoy Never Broke Again
A lot of minor hits by regional rappers getting remixed with big name stars in this column, and unfortunately most of them are pretty bad. Not a huge YB fan but he definitely makes the song a lot more listenable. 
Best Verse: n/a
Overall Grade: C+

"From Tha Back 2" by lil.eearl featuring Erica Banks and Waka Flocka Flame
"From Tha Back" is an incredibly dumb and repetitive song, it almost sounds like what someone could make doing an insulting parody of modern rap. So I dunno, the guests aren't really any better than what the song deserves, although they do improve it somewhat. 
Best Verse: Waka Flocka Flame
Overall Grade: C

"Fuck Fame (Remix)" by SkyLar Blatt featuring Lola Brooke
Of the several new rappers I heard for the first time putting this column together, Cincinnati rapper SkyLar Blatt seems like by far the most promising. I actually like her original "Fuck Fame" a little more than the remix, the Lola verse is fine but it already felt like a pretty complete song without her, that beat is nuts. 
Best Verse: n/a
Overall Grade: B- 

"Girls Need Love (Girls Mix)" by Summer Walker featuring Victoria Monet
"Girls Need Love (Girls Mix)" by Summer Walker featuring Tyla
"Girls Need Love (Girls Mix)" by Summer Walker featuring Tink
In October, Summer Walker celebrated the 5th anniversary of the mixtape that launched her career, Last Day of Summer, with an EP featuring three new remixes of the tape's breakout single. The thing is, the most famous version of "Girls Need Love" was already the first remix with Drake, so this kind of feels like overkill to me, it would've made more sense to remix "Karma" since that just belatedly became a radio hit this year. But I dunno, these remixes are fine, the Monet one was a little disappointing, I thought it'd be the best easily but it's probably the weakest. 
Best Verse: Tyla
Overall Grade: C

"Gorgeous (Remix)" by Tee Grizzley & Skilla Baby featuring City Girls
I only know who Skilla Baby is and that he's from Detroit because of that dumb new Jack Harlow song, but apparently he did a collab album with Tee Grizzley. Kind of an annoying song to begin with, but the remix is a slight improvement. 
Best Verse: JT
Overall Grade: B-

"Gun Class II" by MudBaby Ru featuring Nardo Wick and G Herbo
Never heard of Arkansas rapper MudBaby Ru before this song but it's a pretty impressive track, don't really think it even needed a remix really, or maybe he should've held out for bigger stars. Not a big Nardo Wick fan but he gets a good 21 Savage-style menacing whisper going on here. 
Best Verse: Nardo Wick
Overall Grade: B-

"Hellcats SRTs 2" by Sexyy Red featuring Lil Durk
Definitely one of Sexyy Red's better songs and Durk is a great match for it, sounds like he could've been on the original song. 
Best Verse: n/a
Overall Grade: B

"Hell N Back (Remix)" by Bakar featuring Summer Walker
"Hell N Back" has been on a pretty long journey as a sleeper hit, British singer Bakar released the song in 2019, it became an alternative/Triple A radio hit in 2020, and in 2023 it got bigger as it appeared in trailers and ads and crossed over to pop radio. I think it's kind of a dinky little indie rock song with horns, and I rolled my eyes at the prospect of Summer Walker being on the song, but this is one of her best vocal performances to date, she surprisingly brought the perfect energy to it. 
Best Verse: n/a
Overall Grade: A- 

"How We Roll (Remix)" by Ciara featuring Lil Wayne and Chris Brown
Chris Brown and Ciara kind of parallel careers early as R&B's biggest male and female teen idols at one point, and it was surprising to realize that "How We Roll" is the first song they've ever done together. Decent song but doesn't really live up to its event collaboration status, and putting another mid-2000s superstar on the remix is a good idea but the Wayne verse is nothing special by his standards. The remix has a guitar solo that wasn't on the original, but it doesn't sound like something Wayne's capable of. 
Best Verse: n/a
Overall Grade: C+

"I Love Freaks (Sexyy's Version)" by Lijay featuring Sexyy Red
Another extremely stupid song but Sexyy Red yelling "I'm a hornball!" almost makes it worthwhile.  
Best Verse: n/a
Overall Grade: C+

"K Toven (Remix)" by Kaliii and DJ Smallz 732 featuring NLE Choppa
A much better NLE Choppa verse here than on "Boy Boy." 
Best Verse: n/a
Overall Grade: B

"Link Up (Remix)" by Ne-Yo featuring Fabolous
Hitmaka looped up the Michael Wycoff sample from Zhane's "Hey Mr. DJ" for Ne-Yo's latest single, and the Fabolous verse on the remix is even more of a boring radio-R&B-by-numbers move. Fab used to sound so effortless on tracks like this but he's really showing his age now, he's washed. 
Best Verse: n/a
Overall Grade:

"Move (Remix)" by Connie Diiamond featuring KenTheMan
The producer tag at the beginning of this is a kid saying "it's the beat for me!" which is just hilarious. Another song with a big obvious sample of an old hit, Ludacris's "Move Bitch." I thought Connie Diiamond was a dude the first time I heard this song, her voice is deeper than I-20's. As much as I think it's impossible to measure up to the Luda original, I think this is a pretty decent song, and the KenTheMan verse is alright. If they had more clout it would've been fun to hear Luda rip this beat again. 
Best Verse: n/a
Overall Grade: B- 

"Peaches & Eggplants (Remix)" by Young Nudy featuring Sexyy Red and Latto
Latto is easily a better rapper than Sexyy Red, but Big Sexyy's verse is just hilarious, she definitely fit the tone of the song better. I'm surprised that Nudy not only didn't rap a new verse for the remix but didn't include his verse from the original, so he's just on the hook for the remix, which is just him making goofy over-the-top sex noises. 
Best Verse: Sexyy Red
Overall Grade: A-

"Shake Sumn (Remix)" by DaBaby featuring Sexyy Red
It was only a little over 2 years ago that DaBaby was genuinely one of the most popular rappers in the country (like he actually had more monthly Spotify listeners than Drake for a minute off of that Dua Lipa remix!) before he said that homophobic shit at a Rolling Loud concert and screwed up his own career. DaBaby just kept releasing constantly releasing singles just as he had before, though, and his persistence eventually paid off when "Shake Sumn" caught a little momentum and became a minor hit this year. Once again, a stupid song, but I see why Sexyy Red keeps getting asked to appear on remixes, because she brings a lot of energy and humor to any song she does. 
Best Verse: Sexyy Red
Overall Grade: C

"Shaq & Kobe (Remix)" by Rick Ross & Meek Mill featuring Shaq and Dame D.O.L.L.A.
Ross and Meek launched their duo album with a single named after an iconic Lakers duo, both of whom rapped in the '90s. But of course, Kobe is no longer with us, so for the remix they got Shaq to come out of rap retirement for a minute along with current Bucks star Damian Lillard, who's often boasted of being the best rapper in the NBA, which is kind of a hilarious pathetic thing to brag about. Shaq was the only baller-turned-rapper with a platinum album and probably always will be, but he was never a particularly nimble rapper, and he really stumbles through his verse here, so Dame 
Best Verse: Dame D.O.L.L.A.
Overall Grade: C

"Sins (Let Me In) (Remix)" by Kanii featuring Trippie Redd
Kanii is a whiney teen emo rapper from Washington, D.C. who broke into the Hot 100 earlier this year with a terrible TikTok hit called "I Know." His follow-up single "Sins" is a slightly better song, and the remix features sort of an elder statesman of Soundcloud emo rap. Trippie Redd sounds maybe the best he's ever sounded on this, and there's a really cool synth line that comes in during his verse that isn't on the original "Sins," this remix really came out of nowhere being surprisingly great. This column has included the artists Kaliii, Connie Diiamond and Kanii, and Doechii and Toosii also broke through this year, so the double/triple i has become this weirdly ubiquitous naming convention in rap/R&B this year. 
Best Verse: n/a
Overall Grade: B+

"Snooze (Acoustic)" by SZA featuring Justin Bieber
SZA released a video for "Snooze" in which she had several love interests played by a couple actors and Justin Bieber and Benny Blanco, Variety reported that Bieber would be on a remix of the song, and Punch from TDE correcting them that it wouldn't be a remix, with it eventually being revealed as an acoustic version. But it's still a different version with a big name guest star, so I'm going to consider it a remix for the purposes of this column. It sounds pretty pleasant, it's a good song for the acoustic treatment, and Bieber sounds slightly less ridiculous than he would on the original track. But it's got the same lyrics as the original, and Bieber sings lead on the second verse ("in the droptop ride I feel like Scarface/ like that white bitch with the bob, I'll be your main one"), it's hilarious, I don't know why they thought that was a good idea. I also don't know why Bieber has a writing credit on this version, I don't know if he played the guitar or arranged it but it's still very much the same song. 
Best Verse: n/a
Overall Grade: B- 

"This Year (Blessings) [Remix]" by Victor Thompson featuring Gunna and Ehis "D" Greatest
It was a bit of a viral moment a few weeks ago when Gunna did one of his first post-jail concerts and did a song with Nigerian gospel singer Victor Thompson, and everyone was kind of excited that Gunna did an Afrobeats song and it actually sounded pretty good, kinda singing more than he has in the past. 
Best Verse: n/a
Overall Grade: B

"Tummy Hurts (Remix)" by Renee Rapp featuring Coco Jones
Two of my favorite rising artists of 2023 that I didn't expect to hear on a song together but it works, "Tummy Hurts" has a silly title but it's one of the best songs on Rapp's album, and probably the one that makes the most sense with an R&B singer on it. The only bad thing about the remix is that Jones's verse replaces one of Rapp's best verses on the album. 
Best Verse: n/a
Overall Grade:

"Underrated (Remix)" by Zoe Osama featuring Snoop Dogg, E-40 and MoneySign Suede
Zoe Osama is an L.A. rapper who got two west coast legends on the remix to his breakthrough single. I have mixed feelings about the song (Zoe Osama says "nut" and "semen" in the chorus, which just feels like too much ejaculate talk for a hook), and Snoop's verse always has a pretty ridiculous line: "She told me that she's my biggest fan so I put my dick in her biggest hand." Her hands are different sizes? Like a hermit crab?" The last verse is by MoneySign Suede, a California rapper who was stabbed to death in prison in April. "Underrated" was first released back in 2021 so maybe he recorded his verse for this song back before he was locked up, I don't know. 
Best Verse: E-40
Overall Grade: B

"Water (Remix)" by Tyla featuring Travis Scott
A couple days before before this came out on Friday, Tyla tweeted a teaser without saying who the guest on the remix would be. And I feel like that backfired because everybody figured out who they wanted on the remix and also braced themselves to be disappointed with who she chose (the popular theory was Chris Brown, who she's toured with). And there was a collective groan when it was revealed to be Travis Scott. Listen, though, I never want to give Travis Scott credit for anything, but he was better than I expected on this, he should do more songs at a faster tempo like this because it was a nice flow. The weird thing they do with the hook after his verse doesn't really work, though, and I have no desire to hear this on the radio instead of the original. 
Best Verse: n/a
Overall Grade: B-

"You Never Visit Me (Remix)" by Masego featuring Wale and Enny
Wale feels like a very natural fit for this song, he does what needs to be done, it's not good exactly, but it's that familiar Wale radio song flow. Didn't really like Enny's verse, though. 
Best Verse: Wale
Overall Grade: C

"You Wish (Remix)" by Flyana Boss featuring Missy Elliott and Kaliii
Flyana Boss have apparently been signed to Atlantic since 2021, but nobody ever really heard of the L.A. duo until this past summer when they started making TikToks running through Disney World and other public places rapping a few bars of "You Wish." The viral part of "You Wish" ("Hello, Christ? I'm 'bout to sin again") is by far my least favorite part of the song, but the rest of it is pretty good. I love hearing Missy flex being in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame on record for the first time. 
Best Verse: Missy Elliott
Overall Grade: B