Sunday, June 18, 2006
I live in one of the city's safer neighborhoods, so it's not often that my block gets shine on Baltimore Crime, but this week 400 pounds of hydro were confiscated just a few doors down from me. I don't even smoke but I feel bad for anyone who was driving all the way over West or something to cop when all that was right here in Upper Fells. The funniest thing about the article, though, is that the suspect's name is Jo(h)n Arbuckle. Don't they know that guy has a movie opening this weekend? And that it's so good it drove Roger Ebert insane?

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fun with out-of-context quotes

Wednesday, May 24, 2006
Bono on Leonard Cohen:

"He's a sexy man who made sexy music...Any question that I've wanted to ask, I've found in his mouth first."

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006
The two best laughs I've gotten out of the internet lately: this and this

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Thursday, April 27, 2006
Anthony is right, although he lays on a bit thicker than I would've. A week or two ago I finally listened to some Art Brut just so I would feel justified in disliking them based on everything I'd read about them, but it was actually worse than I expected. It's stuff like that that reminds me that if I'd spent the past 5 years trying to keep up with what the indie nation is hyping, I'd probably be one of those "rock is dead" doomsayers, instead of happily listening to the mostly really unfashionable contemporary bands that I like along with a whole lot of classic rock.

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Tuesday, April 11, 2006
Something doesn't sit well with me about the whole school of comic strips that flaunt a complete lack of visual artistry to the point of using the same panels over and over and only changing the dialogue. But some of these Dinosaur Comics are pretty hilarious.

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Sunday, April 02, 2006
I will never look at Gatorade the same way again.

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Cover Connections

Thursday, March 30, 2006
I'm pretty excited that Carla Bozulich, who's dabbled in seemingly dozens of bands and projects over the years, has finally set a date for her first solo album of original material, Evangelista, to be released in June. However, my first glance at the cover art was eerily familiar, for its similarity to her frequent collaborator Nels Cline's 2000 album The Inkling, which was actually dedicated to Carla:




Also, this is apparently the template that the hip hop industry was using for self-titled flops in '03:


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Monday, March 13, 2006
Websites that consist of nothing but funny/cute pictures of cats are great fun and all, but does Stuff On My Cat.com make anyone else think of "Slob On My Cat"?

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Monday, March 06, 2006
LOL @ Just Blaze being up at 5am flipping a sick "Superfreak" sample and talking over the beat making MySpace jokes.

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Friday, March 03, 2006
SPAMB1OG is my new weird and possibly pointless concept blog, from the same team that brought you A Current Affair Blog. If you get any excessively strange or funny spam, please send it my way. It's turning out to be way harder than I expected to seperate the stuff from the stuff, you have to read through a lot of ones that are boring or made from the same formula before a truly noteworthy one pops up.

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Friday, February 24, 2006
I keep wanting to read the headline of this article, A Rapper for Diddy Finds a Home That's Just Dandy, aloud in a Paul Harvey voice. I don't know why the NY Times decided to do an article about new Bad Boy rapper Aasim in the real estate section, but I'm so glad they did (and that they didn't subject Los to this). Key quote: "I like to make up the bed," he said, "and then put a book on the bed." Also: Aasim has painted uncannily accurate scenes of SpongeBob SquarePants and friends on the walls. If he gets a creative notion, he said, he simply goes with it. (Bugmenot for easy login, and also thanks to Josh for the link.)

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Thursday, February 23, 2006
Speaking of Rollins: something completely bizarre and hilarious.

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Friday, February 10, 2006
Jon Auer's Songs From The Year Of Our Demise might be my most anticipated album of 2006 by virtue of having anticipated it for around 5 years now, while Auer continually promised about it and kept pushing it back to work on albums with The Posies and Big Star and, uh, William Shatner. But I can just about stop holding my breath, because Pattern 25's website has a May release date, cover art, and two mp3's from it. The two songs are kind of initially underwhelming and show Auer maybe headed in the same direction of gooey keyboard ballads as his bandmate Ken Stringfellow's solo albums, but I'm still pretty excited to hear the whole thing soon.

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Sunday, February 05, 2006
There are a lot of webnerd photo/video manipulation things that people find funny but leave me cold, but I'm really enjoying the whole fake movie trailier craze, and Brokeback To The Future might be the best I've seen. For more YouTube madness, check out Tuberaider.

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Saturday, February 04, 2006
For anyone else who enjoyed my 20th favorite album of 2005, Petra Haden Sings: The Who Sell Out, her site currently has an mp3 of her rendition of "God Only Knows," which is ridiculously good. She might wanna be careful about a cappella classic rock covers becoming her niche, but then, I guess it beats being a Decemberist (but then, what doesn't?).
[Link via Jeff]

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Friday, January 27, 2006
My silly, half-assed, but actually more or less sincere tribute to the late Chris Penn on Powet Movies.

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Sunday, January 15, 2006
We got back from the family vacation yesterday, it was a fun week, and my brother wrote a thorough wrap up of it.

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Movie Diary

Tuesday, January 03, 2006
1. King Kong
I never had much interest in the King Kong story, but considering how well Peter Jackson executed the Lord Of The Rings movies, I was looking forward to seeing what he did with this. The end result was overwhelming but not entirely in a good way. I liked the long first half of character development, and the cast, especially Jack Black, definitely rose to the occasion, but once the action got going, I wasn't entirely on board. There were definitely some amazing sequences, but some of the scenes with the dinosaurs and giant insects were just too long and eventually became overkill (something that always bothered me: if there's an island full of dinosaurs and all kinds of giant creatures, why would the movie be ostensibly just about the giant ape?). For a while the movie became kind of a house of horrors that was both impressive and a little greuling to watch in the same way that War Of The Worlds was.

Also, Peter Jackson has a couple habits that seem to be holdovers from his low budget gore movie days that keep plaguing this and LOTR, specifically the way he switches to a lower rate of frames per second so things move kind of slow and choppy every time there's some dramatic or pivotal scene. I swear he does it 20 times in the first half of King Kong and it gets so annoying. That said, there are some pretty spectacular sequences. And I have to give J.G. credit for noting the little in-joke reference to Dead-Alive (a crate in the boat labelled "Sumatran Rat Monkey").

2. The Producers
Covered on Powet Movies.

3. The Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, And The Wardrobe
We were taken to a dreamworld of magic. Never read the books but enjoyed this, particularly for Tilda Swinton, who's really good at playing the same kind of evil/ethereal being as she did in the underrated Constantine.

4. Wallace & Gromit in The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
We saw this in the theater when it first came out a couple months ago but I don't think I ever wrote about it. I was always a fan of the earlier shorts, though, and they did a good job of expanding out into a longer and more complex storyline and making use of a bigger budget. My favorite might remain The Wrong Trousers, but they made the jump to theatrical features really well.

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Thursday, December 15, 2005
At some point a while back I signed some MoveOn.Org petition, and ever since them I've been getting obnoxious e-mail alerts from them on a daily basis, stuff like "Help us write a dirty limerick that expresses our opposition to the nomination of Harriet Miers." So it's kind of nice that for the past couple weeks they've been covering something that effects me and the newspaper I read every day, reporting on the staff cuts that The Baltimore Sun and several other papers under its parent company are currently undergoing. They've got a petition going to protest it, so I guess that's something. And last week the City Paper reported some more on staff buyouts at The Sun.

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Tuesday, November 29, 2005
Maybe my favorite ever web journal/blog by a recording artist, that of Cex, unexpectedly returned recently with new posts and the archive of old posts after disappearing a year and a half ago. Being the same age and from the same place and having a lot of the same musical background as Rjyan, I've always been interested in what he's got to say, although sometimes I think I identify with him less and less now (and I cringe at the fact that he seems to be the only person from here who refers to Baltimore club music as "Baltimore breaks", although to his credit he's been DJing the stuff out of town since way before it became a hip thing to do).

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