TV Diary
Thursday, March 12, 2026a) "Vladimir"
Netflix's "Vladimir" is just okay, which feels like a ridiculous thing to say about a show where Rachel Weisz is having, fantasizing about, or talking about sex for a significant portion of the screentime. But she also talks to the camera in the middle of scenes without ever saying anything funny so it just feels like an unfocused "Fleabag" knockoff. And she's playing in American, which just isn't as delightful as hearing her real accent. It probably would've been better as a movie, you could just staple together the first and last episodes and one or two in the middle where there was actually some story or character development. I did like the last episode, though, other than the worst possible needle drop I've ever seen a season of a show end with.
The Canadian 2003-2006 series "Slings & Arrows" is a classic in my personal canon, and I was immediately reminded of it while watching the first episode of "American Classic," a tonally similar show that's also about Shakespearean dramatists -- and quickly confirmed my hunch that the same person, Bob Martin, co-created both shows. This one stars Kevin Kline, in the first live action role I've seen where he sounds pretty much exactly like his "Bob's Burgers" character, Mr. Fischoeder. MGM+ (formerly Epix) has always been the one pay channel/streamer I never felt tempted to subscribe to, but I might have to sign up at least temporarily for "American Classic" based on the one free episode I got on my cable package.
I like this show where Will Forte plays an American entrepreneur going through a divorce in Australia, maybe not as much as the show a couple years ago where Forte was an American podcaster going through a divorce in Ireland, but it's pretty good. If he and Tina Fey split up on "The Four Seasons" he could be the most divorced guy on television. D'Arcy Carden is really funny in "Sunny Nights," definitely deserves to be thought of as possibly one of the best comedic actresses we have right now.
"The Gray House" is one of Kevin Costner's history buff passion projects that he started doing again after his "Yellowstone" comeback, the entire miniseries was filmed in 2023 and screened at a festival in 2024 but I guess it took a while to find a buyer and is just now finally streaming on Amazon Prime. "The Gray House" is a fascinating true story about women who worked as spies for the Union side during the Civil War, and Mary-Louise Parker leads a strong cast. But it just kind of looks shoddy, doesn't have the kind of costuming and hair and makeup and production values that a period piece of this size should have, and is just kind of mediocre and corny in a number of other ways, one episode ends with a song by Scott Stapp.
e) "Scarpetta"
Nicole Kidman is the hardest working Oscar-winning icon in show business and "Scarpetta" is the 6th series she's starred in so far in the 2020s (the 7th premieres in April). Kidman plays the titular forensic pathologist from a series of Patricia Cromwell novels, and the first episode was pretty good, it's fun to see Kidman and Jamie Lee Curtis play sisters who hate each other.
I don't like to reduce television to being an inherently lower artform than film, but certainly there are some filmmakers that seem to find their level a little bit when they start working in television and Guy Ritchie is one of them. I don't mean that as an insult, he just makes fun stuff and I think his strengths come off better in a series format, "Young Sherlock" being a good case in point.
I rolled my eyes pretty hard at Ryan Murphy producing a show about JFK Jr., it's such a predictable combination of fame and romance and tragedy for him. And we're living in a time when America's unhealthy fascination with the Kennedy family has put a dangerous moron in charge of the Department of Health and Human Services. But I will give Murphy and his team credit, they made an engrossing little show of celebrity fan fiction with lots of nostalgic '90s fashion and a well curated soundtrack of '90s music. Even the casting feels pretty spot-on. But I definitely enjoy the show more than I respect it, and at one point someone says "beast mode" in 1995, which is definitely not something people said back then.
Patrick Dempsey plays a contract killer with Alzheimer's in this Fox adaptation of a German series called "De Zaak Alzheimer." Dempsey doesn't really have the right vibe for this kind of role, and Michael Imperioli is too good for a show like this. Odeya Rush is beautiful, though.
i) "Scrubs"
I liked "Scrubs," it was a dependable cable rerun staple, the cartoony fantasy cutaway gags can be embarrassing but they had a very funny cast and some sharp writing and navigated some tricky swings between silly and serious. I was fine leaving "Scrubs" in the past but I am enjoying seeing most of the cast back in a revival for a 10th season, I'd prefer if there was more John C. McGinley but tonally they fell right back into the old show without much different. It feels like they've really just taken all the comedy out of Sarah Chalke's performance and made her character mainly a source of conflict, though, which is a bummer, and this week's episode had Matt Rife in it. Gross.
j) "Shrinking"
As much as I do still enjoy "Scrubs," I think a lot of Bill Lawrence's post-"Scrubs" shows have been better, and I love "Shrinking," absolutely one of my favorite shows on TV right now. It didn't occur to me until watching it right after the "Scrubs" revival that the Jimmy/Paul dynamic is basically J.D./Dr. Cox. It also didn't occur to me that Paul's Parkinson's storyline might have been inspired by Bill Lawrence's friendship with Michael J. Fox until Fox started guesting on "Shrinking." I wish he was on there a little more often because it's so nice to see him again, but it probably makes sense that he just does fairly brief appearances. And the whole cast is so strong, by the third season they've already started to develop a bench of entertaining recurring players (Rachel Stubington, Kimberly Condict). I watched a few episodes in a row when I was up until like 3am unable to sleep recently, so take it with a grain of salt but this show makes me literally laugh out loud and cry in just about every episode.
k) "Old Money"
A Turkish show on Netflix, the kind of sexy soap opera about feuding wealthy people that transcends cultures, pretty good.
"Scandal Eve" is about a Japanese talent agency that has 72 hours to try to stop a magazine article that could end a client's career, which is a great premise,
m) "Just Alice"
A sexy Colombian show on Netflix about a love triangle, quickly became one of those background noise shows I put on while I'm writing.
This Netflix series is about the great true story of 'the Hugh Hefner of Italy,' a Catholic mother who started running her husband's erotic magazine after he disappeared.
This Korean show is one of those romcoms where one character is misrepresenting who they are for a job, and then they fall in love while living a lie, so you just kind of roll your eyes at watching them keep up this doomed cliched deception. Kind of a cute show, though, the leads have chemistry.
Pretty good Japanese show on Netflix, impressive action scenes.
A Korean show about a middle-aged corporate guy who doesn't get the promotion he was hoping for and his career kind of implodes and he starts to rethink what life and success are about, pretty good.
In a weird way this Korean show is like the inverse of "The Dream Life of Mr. Kim," about a young CEO working to save the family business.
An animated series about a mythical war in ancient India, don't really love the visual style but it was at least different than what I've seen before.
This is is about a group of friends in Denmark who realize that a series of killings in their small town were committed by someone in their social circle, just a chilling story to think about.
A docuseries about this TikTok influencer guy who people found out was a convicted killer after a woman disappeared shortly after meeting him. Crazy shit, I'm surprised I didn't hear about this when it happened a couple years ago.
More extremely depressing true crime, this time about a West Virginia teen who was murdered in 2012.
A Steven Spielberg-produced Netflix miniseries narrated by Morgan Freeman that presents animated dinosaurs as accurately to current scientific consensus as possible. Neat idea but I didn't really find it interesting at all, I put it on when my kid was around and he didn't care either, he never got obsessed with dinosaurs like I was as a kid.
I guess this was a hit on YouTube before it became a Netflix series, it's basically just couples therapy. Feels a little weird and voyeuristic, even by reality TV standards, to delve into other people's marriages like this.
This show is still just as good as it's ever been, I thought the recent body cameras episode was particularly good at breaking down the nuance in an issue. I'm just trying to enjoy the show while it's here because I don't know what's gonna happen to it under the Paramount/Warner Bros. merger.









