Monthly Report: April 2024 Singles

Friday, April 26, 2024




 




















1. Dasha - "Austin"
Dasha Novotny was plugging away at making pop songs for small labels for a few years before her first attempt, or one of her first attempts, at a country song, "Austin," blew up and got her a major label album and network TV performances and airplay on both pop and country radio. "Austin" is definitely a pop country song, but it's a good country song in the ways that matter, and country's a good genre to dabble in, you never know if you might be good at it. And this feels a little more genuine than, say, Bebe Rexha doing a song with Florida Georgia Line and briefly reorienting her career around the idea that she had a big country song, even if it's also not a grand statement on cultural history like Cowboy Carter. Here's the 2024 singles Spotify playlist I update every month. 

2. Chappell Roan - "Good Luck, Babe!"
Chappell Roan released her debut album The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess last September, and it didn't make big waves at the time. But 6 months later, its momentum has been building and building, finally breaking into the Billboard 200 after a stint opening for Olivia Rodrigo and a great Tiny Desk Concert appearance, and suddenly people like me who maybe heard her name in passing last year are realizing she made a great record and seems like a total star. She's refreshing in the same way Lady Gaga was when she first came out, just to see someone do something unapologetically theatrical and over-the-top at a moment when nobody else is really going for that. One of my pet peeves about the music industry right now is that nobody just keeps working an album when it has legs, they always rush to put out new songs or a deluxe edition instead of getting hits out of an album that's resonating with people. So I was a little annoyed that Roan released a new single instead of just getting the label behind one of the album's more popular tracks like "Pink Pony Club" or "Red Wine Supernova." But the new song "Good Luck, Babe!" is excellent, would have no problem with this being the big one. 

3. Willow - "Symptom Of Life"
Willow Smith was basically born famous, and had a serious shot at conventional pop stardom when she released "Whip My Hair" and signed to Roc Nation back in 2010, but she's managed to carve out a more interesting path since then (her brother kind of has as well, but I don't really care for Jaden's fake deep post-Kanye rap career). Willow's last two albums tapped into the pop punk revival zeitgeist, the latter produced by Chris Greatti (Poppy, Yungblod, Blink-182). But Willow and Greatti have created a completely different sound for her last couple singles, "Symptom Of Life" and "Big Feelings," Willow's voice and pianos circling around each other in these jazzy syncopated 7/8 patterns, it's really different and exciting. I kind of rolled my eyes at the title of her upcoming album Empathogen (her first not on Roc Nation), but I'm prepared to possibly love it. 

4. Latto - "Sunday Service"
The fact that Latto and Ice Spice have an undercard beef somewhere a few rungs between the Drake/Kendrick main event just makes the 2024 rap civil war seem even sillier. But Latto's diss has grown on me, especially in contrast to Ice Spice releasing the worst song of her career, "Think U The Shit (Fart)." And the "get in the booth bitch" meme from the "Sunday Service" video might end up one of the most enduring images from this insane year. 

5. BossMan Dlow - "Get In With Me"
One of my favorite Baltimore rappers is named Bossman, so I feel bad that the rise of Florida rapper BossMan Dlow is definitely fucking up his SEO. But "Get In With Me" is one of those barrages of extremely detailed, slightly implausible boasts that's often one of the most entertaining kinds of rap songs. "Bad bitch, 50th floor, eatin' hibachi" is the most popular line in the song, but I've been kind of fixated on "I'm drivin' the Bentley Bentayga like I don't love my life." No, BossMan Dlow! You've got too much to live for to be driving a luxury car I've never heard of so recklessly! Think of your bad bitch up on the 50th floor! 

6. Gunna f/ Offset - "Prada Dem"
Gunna's been on a great run lately, and this feels like a strong single to launch the next album with, he's really got a great ear for beats. And since he's not being called as a witness in the Young Thug trial, maybe all the seemingly nonsensical 'snitch' rumor stuff can stop and he can just move on with his life and career. 

7. Dua Lipa - "Training Season"
I was championing Dua Lipa's debut album when it debuted at #86 on the Billboard 200 before the "New Rules" video came out and changed her trajectory in America. So when people say that Dua Lipa's recent singles aren't hitting like the Future Nostalgia singles, I don't know, I'm not really worried that she's going to 'flop,' if anything it feels like these songs are a calculated risk from somebody knows that they're here to stay. So what if her recent singles are a little too ABBA for America and do better in Europe? They still kick ass. I particularly like the extended versions of "Houdini" and "Training Season" that add an extra minute to each song, they're not exactly epic disco edits but they put a little meat on the bones of the songs. 

8. Sabrina Carpenter - "Espresso"
My 2023 single of the year "Nonsense" was a weird little outlier that kicked in the door for Sabrina Carpenter's next couple singles to dominate pop radio. This one might take a bit more to grow on me, but I like that she's still working with "Nonsense" producer Julian Bunetta, and that pre-chorus vocal melody is great. 

9. Cody Johnson - "Dirt Cheap"
About a month ago, I was working in downtown Baltimore, and when I went to grab lunch at Chipotle, four people in cowboy hats walked in, which is not something you see every day in Baltimore. Then I passed a couple more cowboy hats on my way out, and walked a few blocks and saw at least a dozen more cowboy hats, and I checked the schedule for the nearby arena, and sure enough, there was a country concert that night. The headliner was Cody Johnson, which kinda surprised me -- "'Til You Can't" is probably my favorite country single of the decade so far, but with a handful of hits and a couple gold albums, I didn't realize he was playing arenas already. "Dirt Cheap" apparently was pitched to Luke Combs first, but I'm glad it went to Cody Johnson, it really suits his voice. 

10. Justin Moore - "This Is My Dirt" 
Justin Moore was the opening act at that Cody Johnson show, which amused me because both of them currently have singles on the chart with similar themes that have "dirt" in the title. 

The Worst Single of the Month: Royal Otis - "Murder On The Dancefloor"
I like Sophie Ellis-Bextor's 2001 single "Murder On The Dancefloor" and have been happy with Saltburn turning it into a belated American pop radio hit in 2024. But it strikes me as incredibly dumb for alternative stations to take to playing the Australian indie band's half-assed cover, played live on Triple J's 'Like A Version' segment a few months ago. Hell, those alt-rock stations should just play the original Ellis-Bextor track, which was written by New Radicals frontman Gregg Alexander, who recently revealed it was actually in the running to be the band's first single instead of "You Get What You Give." 

TV Diary

Thursday, April 25, 2024

 





a) "Under The Bridge"
After Lily Gladstone's standout performance in Killers of the Flower Moon, I was eager to see what she'd do next, since I haven't see much of her other work outside of her great but brief guest role on "Reservation Dogs." She's one of the leads on Hulu's "Under The Bridge," and has great chemistry with Riley Keough, but Keough has the more interesting role -- she plays Rebecca Godfrey, who wrote the book Under The Bridge upon which the series is based (sadly, Godfrey died of cancer soon after the series was announced). So it's about the 1997 murder of a Vancouver teenager, but it's also about the non-fiction book about the case. So far I'm really impressed by the younger actors, especially Chloe Guidry, and how well the show gets the details right of high school life in the late '90s, at least as far as ringing true to my persona experiences. The period music selections have been as good as "Yellowjackets" if not better. 

b) "The Sympathizer"
Another series based on a book I haven't read, in this case Viet Thanh Nguyen's Pulitzer-winning novel. Because I'm kind of a philistine, I also haven't seen any of Park Chan-wook's films, just his "Little Drummer Girl" miniseries and this, which are both really impressive. Hoa Xuande and Robert Downey Jr. are both great in "The Sympathizer," but I suspect the quirky gambit of Downey playing several characters is mostly a clever ploy to pool together the screentime of all the white American supporting characters to make the American movie star one of the series leads. 

c) "Fallout"
A series based on...a video game I haven't played! We haven't finished the season yet but it's been a fun dystopian spectacle so far, Walton Goggins playing a creepy ghoul is absolutely must-see TV for me. I'm kind of amused that after Ella Purnell's character on "Yellowjackets" died, she got cast in a show where her character goes through almost as much horrible stuff. 
 
d) "Sight Unseen"
A couple years ago, CW ended the 4-season run of "In The Dark," a show about a young blind woman who solves mysteries and unravels crimes despite being unable to see. CW just started airing a new series, "Sight Unseen," with a pretty similar premise (the main difference is the blind woman is an ex-cop, but the lead actresses even look a little alike). So far, though, this show doesn't have nearly as much personality or humor as "In The Dark," so I'm not too interested. 

e) "Franklin"
I was kind of surprised by the casting of Michael Douglas as Benjamin Franklin, but it makes sense in this Apple TV+ series, it feels like they wanted to depict him as a guy who had movie star charisma in his time, not just a stuffy historical figure. And it feels like a smart choice to focus on his time in Paris rather than a full biography or focusing on the famous founding father stuff on our side of the Atlantic. 

f) "Baby Reindeer"
This Netflix series stars British comic Richard Gadd as a fictionalized version of himself, recounting an older woman becoming obsessed with and stalking him. It's supposed to be uncomfortable and harrowing but I have a certain discomfort with the tone of the storytelling and acting beyond that, the lurid mix of comedy and drama. I don't think I'll finish watching it, just getting a bad vibe off the whole thing. 

g) "Dinner With The Parents"
"Friday Night Dinner" was a popular and acclaimed British sitcom with an unusually long run (six whole seasons!) and there were three previous attempts to adapt it for American television (including one by Greg Daniels, who made the very successful U.S. version of "The Office") that never got on the air. The fourth attempt finally got made, just barely, on Amazon's free tier streaming service Freevee. I wanted to give it a chance because I like a lot of the cast and Freevee had a surprise hit last year with "Jury Duty," but I have barely laughed at all through "Dinner With The Parents," it actually feels like a clumsy, dumbed down American version of a British farce. 

h) "Hapless"
Peacock recently brought 2 seasons of this British sitcom to American television. It feels like it transparently wants to be "Curb Your Enthusiasm," and I don't even like the real "Curb" that much. It also feels like a bad time to roll out a show about a proud Zionist who frequently expresses contempt for Palestinians. 

i) "Dinosaur"
A sitcom about the friendship between two young Scottish sisters, one autistic and one neurotypical, a pretty charming character-driven show, and I adore Kat Ronney and her accent. 

j) "Big Mood"
A sitcom about the friendship between two young British women, one bipolar and one neurotypical, not bad but a little less charming, a little more broad and predictable. 

k) "Mr. Bates Vs. The Post Office"
Apparently there was a huge British postal service scandal 10-20 years ago where a faulty IT system called Horizon was creating cash shortfalls that employees were being erroneously blamed and prosecuted for. A pretty fascinating and mortifying situation, and they got together a pretty good ensemble cast to dramatize and explain the whole sordid tale. 

l) "Loot"
"Loot" has an incredibly strong cast led by Maya Rudolph and a premise that doesn't easily lend itself to sitcom hilarity. And I feel like they're still struggling tonally with that a little in season 2, but I mostly enjoy it, I like that they gave Michaela Jae Rodriguez a cute little romcom storyline with O-T Fagbenle. I think they're underusing Nat Faxo, though. 

Another sitcom in its second season that has its funny episodes and its flat episodes but I'm sticking with it as long as it's on because it has a lot of actors I like. They shoehorned Brad Garrett into the cast at the beginning of season 2, and I like him too, but he's just playing a stock obnoxious boss character, not really adding anything. 

This was just canceled the other day and I'm bummed out, this is by far the best show CBS has right now, and they've done some pretty cleverly plotted episodes this season in addition to the snappy dialogue and family dynamics. Madeline Wise was great in her first series regular gig, I hope she lands another. 

This was just renewed, I'm not in love with it but it's a pretty solid procedural with a good supporting cast. I just can't really shake the sense that Ramon Rodriguez isn't really good choice to play Will Trent as he's written, it feels very forced, like he'd be better as a more conventional cop show lead but this was the show they had in development the year they decided to make him a star. 

p) "Good Times"
This has gotten awful reviews and I can't say I disagree. I'm generally pretty over "edgy" animated sitcoms and the way Netflix decided to reboot a Norman Lear classic with some really broad, puerile humor is disappointing. Lear had some involvement in this project before he died last year but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt that he didn't sign off on these scripts. 

q) "Bluey"
"Bluey" is apparently now by some metrics the most watched show in the world, and my family was kind of early to the show when it first started streaming in America in early 2020, and I've always really liked it, so I'm happy for its success. The recent 28-minute episode "The Sign" (as opposed to the usual 7-minute episodes) was really great but I kind of understand why it upset some parents that an episode about Bluey's family moving ended with her dad going "nevermind, we're not moving!"

A Korean drama on Netflix, put it on as background noise a couple times, seemed a little slow and syrupy for my taste. 

Conan O'Brien's gotten plenty of respect over the years as the comedic mind behind some of the best "Simpsons" episodes and one of the best late night hosts ever. But I think his hilarious recent appearance on "Hot Ones" really changed the conversation and more pople are really putting Conan in the category of one of the funniest people in show business, in the world. And that was was a perfect set-up for "Conan O'Brien Must Go," where he really leans into the more improvisatory livewire Conan that he had to kind of dish out sparingly from behind a desk. 

A much more conventional celebrity travel show, about two of the most boring famous people there are (Bloom and his girlfriend, Katy Perry). 

Octopuses are really fascinating to me, and I'm enjoying the hell out of this NatGeo miniseries narrated by Paul Rudd (usually I say octopi, put Rudd says "octopuses" a lot in this show, so I'll follow his lead). The Day Octopus that's color blind but can change color to blend in with the coral and avoid sharks is my favorite. 

Another movie star, Cate Blanchett, narrates this nature docuseries, which is a little broader but also has some great production values and great footage. 

The weak link of the recent crop of new nature shows, don't really like the editing and they have some cheesy computer graphics to explain some stuff. 

I hate the true crime industrial complex, because what do you mean a guy with a porn addiction who became obsessed with a cam girl and murdered his family, and the series about it is called "Ctrl+Alt+Desire"? The way stories like this gets packaged is just really distasteful to me. 

It's very weird to see a show on PBS that's exec produced by Drake and has a Grimes theme song. I feel like they're trying to find a new angle on technology and utopian optimism but there's just a lot of tedious talking heads and tiresome narratives in this. 

z) "Patti Stanger: The Matchmaker"
About 16 years ago I watched this lady's first attempt at reality TV stardom and found it really stupid, and I'm amused to see she's still making shows and trying to become famous. Now she's trying to apply her lessons from finding trophy girlfriends for rich guys to normal people's relationships and it just feels like she has no idea what she's talking about. 

Tuesday, April 23, 2024

 






My latest pieces for Spin: a deep dive on the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame's class of 2024, and a look back at 1994 albums

Monday, April 22, 2024
Lithobrake · Lost Sometimes

 




Lithobrake's self-titled debut album will be out on May 31st, and the first single "Lost Sometimes" is out on all platforms (Spotify, Apple, Soundcloud, YouTube, etc.) today. I produced the album and played drums, very excited for people to hear this record. 

Saturday, April 20, 2024

 





Short notice, but I'm going to be on Times Radio about an hour from now talking to Darryl Morris about Taylor Swift's The Tortured Poets Department

Monthly Report: March 2024 Albums

Friday, April 19, 2024

























1. Future & Metro Boomin - We Don't Trust You
I wouldn't say I'm a Metro Boomin skeptic, but I've never really been able to identify his sound or some unique musical signatures that I get excited about like some of his contemporaries like Mike Will, Zaytoven, or London On Da Track. Add in the fact that he often has co-producers, and I start to wonder, is this a guy who's just a lot better at branding than the other guys who've made a hundred tracks for big Atlanta rappers? But We Don't Trust You holds together really nicely, I like it a lot more than Metro's solo albums or the Across The Spider-Verse soundtrack, and it's a cut above Future's last few projects. There's a sense sometimes that Atlanta trap is this sort of creatively inbred scene that's only influenced by itself, so things like the clips of Prodigy and 2Pac's voices and the "Everlasting Bass" sample on "Like That" really help connect We Don't Trust You to a broader street rap lineage, I think that's pretty cool. I really like the second half of the album, especially the stretch from "Runnin Outta Time" to "Everyday Hustle." This post took longer than usual because March was really stacked with new releases, I listened to over 50 new albums and EPs released last month, about twice what I listen to some months, just trying to make sure I didn't miss the best stuff. Here's the 2024 albums Spotify playlist I update with everything I listen to. 

2. Ariana Grande - Eternal Sunshine
Ariana Grande's work with Max Martin and Ilya has always been hit and miss for me, while I think of Tommy Brown and Victoria Monet as her core creative team that she's done a lot of her best work with. So I was pleasantly surprised that Martin and Ilya really killed it on Eternal Sunshine, there's still that big polished Swedish pop thing, but a little more of the soft R&B romance and melancholy that suits Grande's voice best is in the mix. I particularly love "Bye," I hope that one's a single eventually. 

3. Beyonce - Cowboy Carter
I love country music and I love several Beyonce albums, so I was very intrigued by "Texas Hold 'Em" and "16 Carriages" and curious to hear the rest of Cowboy Carter. And it was pretty exciting to wake up and put on the album and see that Baltimore country singer Brittney Spencer, who I'd recently interviewed, appears on Beyonce's great cover of "Blackbird." Cowboy Carter is by far Beyonce's longest album, and it feels like she made several versions of the album and just threw them all on here, which makes an impressive but somewhat exhausting listen. I don't think all of it works -- one of the most popular songs is "Ya Ya" and I don't enjoy that one at all, or the opener "American Requiiem." And I think covering "Jolene" with updated lyrics was just a bad idea poorly executed (ironically Cam, who had a good "Jolene" answer song a few years back, has several writing credits on Cowboy Carter). But a lot of it does work, even the Miley Cyrus duet "II Most Wanted" that I had very low expectations for. Some of my favorites are "Protector," "II Hands II Heaven," and "Amen."

4. ScHoolboy Q - Blue Lips
I feel like it took a long time for me to really appreciate Schoolboy Q and get on his wavelength, and by the time I did, I really enjoyed CrasH Talk, which a lot of people regard as one of his weakest albums. Blue Lips has been far better received, I wanna go back and really reevaluate his records at some point, see how they hold up relative to each other. The run from "Blueslides" to "Foux" is really full of great verses and awesome production, and the rest is also pretty good. 

5. SiR - Heavy
Top Dawg Entertainment's output has slowed down so much in recent years that it's a mild shock for them to release two albums in the same month, let alone two as good as these ScHoolboy Q and SiR albums. I was a fan of SiR before he signed to TDE, and I was particularly bummed when he went from dropping projects every year to releasing barely anything for almost five years. And then one of Heavy's advance singles "No Evil" was just kind of a drag, don't know why he chose to sing that one in such an over-the-top way. But the rest of the album is really solid and "No Evil" is an outlier that works alright in the context of the album. "Six Whole Days" has such a cool arrangement, all its textures and rhythmic shifts. 

6. Tierra Whack - World Wide Whack
In 2018, Philadelphia rapper Tierra Whack released Whack World, a uniquely impressive collection of fifteen 60-second songs that seemed to blow away almost everybody that heard it. And while I've had a nice thick playlist to listen to with all the EPs and singles she's released over the last 6 years, I've been impatient to hear Tierra Whack put together a proper full-length album. World Wide Whack isn't the world-conquering Supa Dupa Fly-level coming out party I'd dreamed of, which probably wasn't a fair expectation anyway, but it's a cool little record, with an intimate, emotional side to it. Lots of quiet, delicately melodious production, and the songs that hit the hardest tend to be the ones where Whack sings more than raps like "Moovies" and "Two Night." 

7. Flo Milli - Fine Ho, Stay
I love what Flo Milli's done from the beginning of her career, the over-the-top bratty shit-talking bravado, but I like that she's tapped into this sexy melodic thing with her chart breakthough "Never Lose Me." And Fine Ho, Stay does a good job of balancing both of those approaches, "Edible" and "Lay Up" are great softer tracks and then "Clap Sum" and "Tell Me What You Want" go hard. I really like "Neva" with Monaleo, she and Flo Milli are always a good combination, they could do a whole project together. 

8. Kim Gordon - The Collective
All of the members of Sonic Youth have made some excellent records since the band broke up, but I'd have to say that the best so far is Kim Gordon's 2019 album No Home RecordThe Collective has gotten a bit more attention -- more rave reviews, more memes, more discourse -- because the hip-hop infuence is a little more pronounced, although I'd say the "Kim Gordon made a Soundcloud rap record" stuff has been a little oversold. Gordon's co-producer on both albums, Justin Raisen, has worked with Charli XCX and Lil Yachty and Drake, and there's a bit more beats and staccato rhymes and a little less noise here than on No Home Record, which is fine, but I think it's mostly an okay follow-up to a masterpiece. 

9. Tyla - Tyla
The frequent comparisons Tyla gets to Rihanna give her big shoes to fill, but Tyla's debut album feels a little more confident about what it wants to be than Music of the Sun was, whether or not it remains an album with just one big hit. Mostly it works because a lot of the tracks are produced by the same people who made "Water," so after months of hearing that song every day, it goes down really easy to hear more of the same. But I don't want to underestimate how good it is just because it's very pleasant, "Breathe Me" and "Priorities" are very well written songs. 

10. Kacey Musgraves - Deeper Well
Kacey Musgraves has two stone classic albums, Same Trailer Different Park and Golden Hour, that felt like stone classics from the very first listen. None of her other albums are bad, but they don't have that immediate undeniable magic, so when you put them on, it's like okay, this is just a regular album, not a masterpiece. I feel like there's also a lot of therapy and astrology stuff in Musgraves's songs now that makes her a less compelling, less incisive lyricist than she was in the past, I dunno, maybe it's my hangup. There are some great songs on Deeper well, though, I love "Too Good To Be True" and "Moving Out," and "Anime Eyes" is a great example of Musgraves's underrated sense of humor. 

The Worst Album of the Month: Trevor Jackson - Heads Up EP
My wife and I watched the first few seasons of "Grown-ish" before we got bored of it, and she always got irritated every time she saw Trevor Jackson's goofy rat tail. So it didn't surprise me when the least likable actor from the show makes extremely corny "toxic" R&B. Some YouTube clips of Trevor Jackson singing have been regularly mocked on Twitter over the last few months, including his really stupid remix of Tyla's "Water," and one of multiple songs where he makes a "glad like the trash bag" pun. Neither of those is on Heads Up, but it's still pretty garbage. 

Movie Diary

Thursday, April 18, 2024




 




a) Priscilla
I did an interview with Dan Deacon a while back about one of his songs being used in Priscilla, but I hadn't actually seen the movie, so I'm glad it finally made it to Max. It's funny, Sofia Coppola doing a period piece like Marie Antoinette with music from a completely different time felt like a bold signature at the time, but it's become so commonplace in the last 20 years that it barely registers as an aesthetic decision in Priscilla. I think Priscilla kind of does benefit from being released fairly soon after Baz Luhrmann's Elvis -- they're not quite counterparts, but it makes Priscilla's focus, and relative lack of Elvis music and iconography, feel more organic and gives it space to focus on Priscilla's perspective. I wish they'd continued to hold back from showing Jacob Elordi in flashy Elvis regalia, though, when they started to do a little of that toward the end it just didn't look good. Cailee Spaeny is fantastic in this movie, though -- I really liked her in "Devs" and her performance really carries Priscilla, I hope she gets more lead roles this substantial. Biopics often require an actor to play somebody in vastly different ages, and Spaeny plays someone from the age of 14 to the age of 28 as convincingly and seamlessly as anybody ever has. 

b) Napoleon
I remember seeing Gladiator in the theater and getting caught up in the spectacle of it all and being really impressed by Joaquin Phoenix's performance and really becoming a fan of his with that movie. If you'd told me then that Ridley Scott and Phoenix would someday make a Napoleon biopic together, I probably would've been pretty excited. But I dunno, at this juncture it feels like just about the least interesting thing either of these guys could do with their talents. I mean even as a kid in school, Napoleon was one of the more dynamic, memorable historical figures you learn about it, and it just felt like the movie flattened him and his story into generic biopic mush. 

c) Dumb Money
While the whole GameStop stock market thing were happening, people were already talking about how it was gonna be a movie someday, but they should probably have realized it probably wasn't going to be a very good movie. I rolled my eyes a lot at The Big Short, which seems to be the trendsetter and role model for the last decade of movies that tried to turn big unwieldy true stories into tight, character-driven comedies. Dumb Money doesn't disappear up its own ass with clever storytelling devices as much as The Big Short, though, and lets an engaging cast carry the movie pretty well. Ultimately, though, there's too many poorly thought out composite characters and ciphers, too many oversimplifications, and it all just feels very shallow. 

d) Next Goal Wins
This movie seemed to come out at the moment when Taika Waititi had really cycled around from being an underdog media darling to this overexposed guy people were sick of. And I dunno, this was nothing special as a folksy, formulaic sports movie, sometimes the humor was broader than it needed to be, but it's a bit better than the reviews it got. 

e) The Beautiful Game
While I was washing Next Goal Wins I decided to put on another recent soccer move, and it was certainly the better of the two, I always enjoy a good Bill Nighy performance. 

f) Please Don't Destroy: The Treasure of Foggy Mountain
Before the Please Don't Destroy guys were hired by "Saturday Night Live," I'd really enjoyed some of the viral videos they'd made with highly specific jokes about Shailene Woodley or David Foster Wallace. And I kinda wish their "SNL" stuff was a little more like that, but "SNL" doesn't have as much tolerance for that kind of niche humor that might go over most of the audience's heads, I get that. I hoped there'd be a little more of that kind of humor in Please Don't Destroy's first movie, though. It's good but just too often going for wacky and absurd instead of witty and creative, I definitely got some laughs out of it, but I wanted more from it. 

g) Blue Beetle
It's kind of fun to watch a movie about a superhero that I've never heard of, so many of these comic book movies come with so much established comic book lore and previous adaptations and cultural baggage that it's nice to actually watch an origin story not knowing where it's going. Just an okay movie, though. 

h) Wish
I wasn't sure if I'd like this, but once a goat was given the ability to talk and started speaking with Alan Tudyk's voice, it got pretty fun. Kind of engaged in a lot of classic Disney fantasy movie tropes, subverting them less than Frozen, but still putting a charming twist on things with a really good voice cast and a story that wasn't too predictable. 

i) Trolls Band Together
I think the Trolls movies have really superseded Shrek as the most visually hideous big animated movies, I just hate to look at these characters. The latest movie had some fun parts, though, I was tempted to explain all the boy band references to my son but he was enjoying it just fine without understanding that stuff. I feel bad for the other members of *NSYNC that they waited 20 years for Justin to want to do something with them again and he shoehorned it into the 3rd movie of an animated franchise. 

Saturday, April 13, 2024

 




I wrote about Meek Mill's Twitter fingers for Complex

Deep Album Cuts Vol. 359: Ozzy Osbourne

Friday, April 12, 2024

 






Ozzy Osbourne is nominated for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame this year alongside Mary J. BligeMariah Carey, CherDave Matthews Band, Eric B. & Rakim, Foreigner, Peter FramptonJane's Addiction, Kool & The GangLenny KravitzOasis, Sinead O'ConnorSade, and A Tribe Called Quest.  

Ozzy Osbourne album cuts (Spotify playlist):

1. Steal Away (The Night)
2. No Bone Movies
3. Suicide Solution
4. Diary Of A Madman
5. S.A.T.O.
6. Slow Down
7. Killer Of Giants
8. Believer (live)
9. Tattooed Dancer
10. I Don't Want To Change The World
11. A.V.H.
12. Denial
13. That I Never Had
14. Working Class Hero
15. Black Rain
16. Fearless
17. Today Is The End
18. Immortal

Tracks 1, 2 and 3 from Blizzard Of Ozz (1980)
Tracks 4 and 5 from Diary Of A Madman (1981)
Track 6 from Back At The Moon (1983)
Track 7 from The Ultimate Sin (1986)
Track 8 from Tribute (1987)
Track 9 from No Rest For The Wicked (1988)
Tracks 10 and 11 from No More Tears (1991)
Track 12 from Ozzmosis (1995)
Track 13 from Down To Earth (2001)
Track 14 from Under Cover (2005)
Track 15 from Black Rain (2007)
Track 16 from Scream (2010)
Track 17 from Ordinary Man (2020)
Track 18 from Patient Number 9 (2022)

Black Sabbath had been on my to-do list for a deep cuts playlist for many years, so I was spurred to finally post that yesterday before I move into Ozzy's solo career. Sabbath are already in the Hall of Fame, as they well deserve to be. And between that and the most famous sideman from Ozzy's solo career, Randy Rhoads, receiving a Musical Excellence Award a few years ago, I don't feel very urgently that Ozzy needs to be inducted a second time. Still, even outside Sabbath he's had a pretty great career -- his first 7 studio albums are all multiplatinum, and Ozzfest kind of solidified Ozzy's role as the living embodiment of heavy metal. 

Still, I think those 2 albums with Rhoads (plus the live album Tribute, which collected recordings from Rhoads-era tours a few years after his death) cast a long shadow over the rest of Ozzy's solo career, there's not a lot of essential music after that. Rhoads gave him the perfect pyrotechnic post-Van Halen sound to pivot to something different from Sabbath but still heavy. Zakk Wylde's work with Ozzy kicks a lot of ass, though, he's earned a hallowed spot in the pantheon alongside Iommi and Rhoads. And Ozzy has continued to work some of the best guitarists in the world, include Pearl Jam's Mike McCready on "Immortal" on his most recent album. 

Blizzard Of Ozz's "Suicide Solution" became famous when a teenager killed himself, allegedly after listening to the song, and his parents attempted to sue Ozzy Osbourne. The song is actually a pretty great dark track about Ozzy's self-destructive alcoholism. "No Bone Movies" is about a different kid of addiction to skin flicks, and I find it considerably more funny. 

Deep Album Cuts Vol. 358: Black Sabbath

Thursday, April 11, 2024

 





I have meant to this playlist for a long time, Sabbath are easily one of the most influential bands of all time just off of their enormous contributions to metal and heavy music. 

Black Sabbath album cuts (Spotify playlist):

1. A Bit Of Finger / Sleeping Village / Warning
2. Jack The Stripper / Fairies Wear Boots
3. Planet Caravan
4. After Forever
5. Into The Void
6. Supernaut
7. Snowblind
8. Killing Yourself To Live
9. Symptom Of The Universe
10. Back Street Kids
11. Shock Wave
12. Heaven And Hell
13. Falling Off The Edge Of The World

Track 1 from Black Sabbath (1970)
Tracks 2 and 3 from Paranoid (1970)
Tracks 4 and 5 from Master Of Reality (1971)
Tracks 6 and 7 from Vol. 4 (1972)
Track 8 from Sabbath Bloody Sabbath (1973)
Track 9 from Sabotage (1975)
Track 10 from Technical Ecstasy (1976)
Track 11 from Never Say Die! (1978)
Track 12 from Heaven And Hell (1980)
Track 13 from Mob Rules (1981)

I decided to stick with Sabbath's classic '70s work with Ozzy and their first two post-Ozzy albums with Ronnie James Dio. The band has undergone many many lineup changes over the last 45 years, with Tony Iommi as the only constant, with a variety of different vocalists (Ian Gillan, Glenn Hughes, and Tony Martin) and reunions with Ozzy and Dio, but I didn't wanna deal with all that stuff, just the really good shit. The Ozzy era is obviously the best of the best, but I have a particular affection for the albums with Dio. Henry Rollins does a hilarious bit about blasting Mob Rules while his neighbors fuck, there's a goofy animated version on YouTube but it doesn't have Rollings singing a little bit of "Falling Off The Edge of the World" in a pretty funny Dio impression. 

Black Sabbath's first album has songs that run together with segues and there's a bit of variation in how tracks are divided up. There are 9 song titles, and canonically there are usually 7 tracks on Black Sabbath, but the version of the album on Spotify currently has only 5 tracks. So I only included one track from Black Sabbath, but it's 14 minutes long and encompasses 3 songs. 

I like making deep cuts playlists for big time metal bands (like Metallica, Maiden and Priest) because they tend to have a whole canon of fan favorites and live staples that exists almost entirely outside their radio singles, their heaviest and most epic songs. And in Sabbath's case, the only songs you really hear on the radio are the big three hits from Paranoid, but there's a bunch of other songs that are just as incredible. The more I listen to Sabbath, the more Bill Ward becomes one of my favorite drummers, that guy's just a beast, "After Forever" and "Supernaut" are fucking sick. 

Deep Album Cuts Vol. 357: Rakim

Wednesday, April 10, 2024

 





Eric B. & Rakim are nominated for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame this year, alongside Mary J. BligeMariah Carey, CherDave Matthews Band, Foreigner, Peter FramptonJane's Addiction, Kool & The GangLenny KravitzOasis, Sinead O'Connor, Ozzy Osbourne, Sade, and A Tribe Called Quest.  

Rakim album cuts (Spotify playlist):

1. As The Rhyme Goes On
2. Move The Crowd
3. No Competition
4. Lyrics Of Fury
5. Put Your Hands Together
6. To The Listeners
7. No Omega
8. Step Back
9. Relax With Pep
10. Pass The Hand Grenade
11. Heat It Up
12. The 18th Letter (Always And Forever)
13. When I'm Flowin' 
14. Waiting For The World To End
15. R.A.K.I.M.
16. It's Nothing
17. Satisfaction Guaranteed
18. King's Paradise (with Adrian Younge and Ali Shaheed Muhammad)
19. Black Messiah

Tracks 1 and 2 from Eric B. & Rakim's Paid In Full (1987)
Tracks 3, 4, 5 and 6 from Eric B. & Rakim's Follow The Leader (1988)
Tracks 7 and 8 from Eric B. & Rakim's Let The Rhythm Hit 'Em (1990)
Tracks 9 and 10 from Eric B. & Rakim's Don't Sweat The Technique (1992)
Track 11 from Gunmen (Music From The Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) (1993)
Tracks 12 and 13 from Rakim's The 18th Letter (1997)
Track 14 from Rakim's The Master (1999)
Track 15 from 8 Mile: Music From And Inspired By The Motion Picture (2002)
Track 16 from Rakim's The Archive: Live, Lost & Found (2008)
Track 17 from Rakim's The Seventh Seal (2009)
Track 18 from Luke Cage: Season 2 (2018)
Track 19 from Judas And The Black Messiah: The Inspired Album (2021)

Obviously, Rakim's legacy is primarily his work with Eric B., but they only made 4 albums together, so I had plenty of room to collect some of Rakim's excellent solo work as well. He got to work with some great producers including DJ Premier ("Waiting For The World To End"), Pete Rock ("When I'm Flowin'"), Just Blaze ("It's Nothing").Rakim made a cameo in Juelz Santana's 2004 video "Mic Check," and a few years later "Mic Check" producer Neo Da Matrix made a similar beat for Rakim's "Satisfaction Guaranteed" and it's a pretty hard song. I was always bitter that Rakim's tenure on Aftermath Records never resulted in an album, especially because Rakim's verse on Jay-Z's "The Watcher 2" in that era was amazing. But then, the Denaun Porter beat on "R.A.K.I.M." from the 8 Mile soundtrack is awful, easily the worst song here, maybe the album would've sounded more like that. 

Back in 2013, Rakim had a Baltimore show coming up and I got the opportunity to interview him for City Paper. It was just an e-mail interview, but it was still exciting to send some questions to one of the greatest most influential rappers to ever touch a mic and get some thoughtful answers back. 

Eminem quoted "As The Rhyme Goes On" on the chorus of "The Way I Am." Jay-Z quoted different lines from "No Competition" on "S. Carter" and his "We Made It" remix. Big Daddy Kane sampled "Put Your Hands Together" on "Smooth Operator." Tricky sampled "To The Listeners" on "Makes Me Wanna Die." Redman sampled "Lyrics of Fury" on "Rated R." Salt-N-Pepa referenced "Relax With Pep" on "Whatta Man." 

Deep Album Cuts Vol. 356: Sinead O'Connor

Tuesday, April 09, 2024

 




Sinead O'Connor is nominated for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame this year, alongside Mary J. BligeMariah Carey, CherDave Matthews Band, Eric B. & Rakim, Foreigner, Peter FramptonJane's Addiction, Kool & The GangLenny KravitzOasis, Ozzy Osbourne, Sade, and A Tribe Called Quest.  

Sinead O'Connor album cuts (Spotify playlist):

1. I Do Not Want What I Haven't Got
2. Jerusalem
3. Black Boys On Mopeds
4. The State I'm In
5. Drink Before The War
6. Love Letters
7. This Is A Rebel Song
8. Dense Water Deeper Down
9. I Am Stretched On Your Grave
10. Just Like U Said It Would B
11. In This Heart
12. You Cause As Much Sorrow
13. Jackie
14. Where Have You Been?
15. Emma's Song
16. Last Day Of Our Acquaintance
17. Red Football
18. Your Green Jacket
19. Black Coffee
20. Never Get Old

Tracks 2, 5, 10, 13 and 20 from The Lion And The Cobra (1987)
Tracks 1, 2, 9, 12 and 16 from I Do Not What What I Haven't Got (1990)
Tracks 6 and 19 from Am I Not Your Girl? (1992)
Tracks 11 and 17 from Universal Mother (1994)
Track 7 from the Gospel Oak  EP (1997)
Tracks 4 and 15 from Faith And Courage (2000)
Tracks 8, 14 and 18 from I'm Not Bossy, I'm The Boss (2014)

Sinead O'Connor released 10 studio albums, and unfortunately only 6 of them are on streaming services today -- Spotify doesn't have any of the 4 albums she released from 2002 to 2012. Still, I was able to put together a pretty strong playlist with the albums that are available, plus an EP she released in 1997. 

The week she died last year, I wrote a list of Sinead's 10 best songs for Spin, and it had a couple deep cuts on it, "Black Boys On Mopeds" and "Dense Water Deeper Down." Karl Wallinger of World Party, who also just passed away, arranged "Black Boys On Mopeds," and apparently also did uncredited work on The Lion And The Cobra. My Chevelle deep cuts playlist also included their excellent cover of "Black Boys." 

Natalie Imbruglia's 1997 hit "Torn" was famously a cover of a song by the obscure Los Angeles band Ednaswap. A couple years later, Sinead O'Connor covered "The State I'm In," another pretty good song from Ednaswap's 1995 debut. "Drink Before The War" was prominently featured on HBO's "Euphoria" in 2022, and has become the most streamed song from The Lion And The Cobra since that episode aired. Enya, who released her own debut album a few months before O'Connor, did the spoken intro on "Never Grow Old" before they both became two of the best-selling Irish artists of all time. 

TV Diary

Monday, April 08, 2024





























a) "Mary & George"
The middling 2021 Stephen King adaptation "Lisey's Story" was the first TV series Julianne Moore had starred in since the '80s. "Mary & George" feels like it's much more worthy of her talent and star power, though, it's a very entertainingly tawdry story of British countesses and dukes and earls in the early 1600s. 

b) "Ripley"
I always say that a series is a better way to adapt a novel than a movie, but since The Talented Mr. Ripley was already a very good movie, "Ripley" has its work cut out for it. And it just feels like doing the story slower, in black and white, with a less flashy and charismatic cast, I dunno, I'm not gonna say it's boring but it's not terribly exciting either, although maybe Andrew Scott's performance will really make it worthwhile as the story escalates, I haven't gotten too far into yet. 

c) "A Gentleman In Moscow"
This show is decent but I feel like it's one of those occasional projects that exposes Ewan McGregor's deficiencies as an actor. He's always an engaging, charismatic presence and can play a protagonist you sympathize with, but something like this that requires him to disappear into a character and play a guy born in Russia in the 1800s, it just feels like, no, you're just watching Ewan McGregor with a mustache. 

d) "Renegade Nell"
A young woman becoming a highwayman in 18th century England after being framed for murder is a pretty good premise. Disney+'s "Renegade Nell" has the added twist of her having some kind of magical power that gives her super strength and speed. It's pretty light entertainment, but I like it, Louisa Harland and Frank Dillane are very charming. 

e) "We Were The Lucky Ones"
The other day I asked my teenage son about what books he'd been reading for school, and he complained that most of them are about the Holocaust. On one hand, I'm glad schools are still teaching that stuff in these sketchy times we're living in, and I encouraged him to keep reading that stuff and taking it seriously. Still, I laughed and sympathized because I'm glad I read all the books I read about the Holocause when I was younger, but I don't think I finished the last couple series I started watching about the Holocaust, and I may not finish "We Were The Lucky Ones" either. The cast and the production values are good, but it's a little easier to take in a 2-hour movie on this subject matter than to stick with a 10-hour miniseries. 

f) "3 Body Problem"
People seem to be pretty into this Netflix sci-fi series, I'm still trying to get hooked by the story, though, I'm not really sure if I care what's going on. 

g) "Ghosts"
Still the best sitcom on CBS, which is still a pretty low bar to clear but I enjoy it. When I started watching season 3 my wife saw the loose-fitting clothing Rose McIver's wearing and correctly guessed that she's pregnant. 

h) "Strong Girl Nam-soon"
This pretty good Korean series on Netflix is, true to the title, about a girl named Nam-soon who has superhuman strength. I didn't realize when I watched it that it's a spinoff of a similarly themed show called "Strong Girl Bong-soon." America doesn't even have one TV show about a strong girl and they have two, it's not fair. 

i) "X-Men '97"
I watched the "X-Men" animated series on Saturday mornings for a couple years, and I think it was part of my brother and I briefly buying comic books for a while in the '90s, which I never really kept up with. But I'd lost interest well before the end of its 76-episode run, so I have limited interest in this weird Disney+ series where they pick right up like it never stopped, and retain the animation style and most of the voice cast of the old series. Fun, I guess, but it's a bummer that Professor X is dead, and I can barely remember everything that happened in the old show, I don't really care. 

This HBO series opens basically in the aftermath of comedian Jerrod Carmichael coming out of the closet with his 2022 special "Rothaniel." In fact, the first episode is partly about him winning an Emmy for "Rothaniel," and I think it would be a funny flex if he won an Emmy for that episode too. That episode delves into Carmichael's friendship with and unrequited feelings for Tyler, The Creator, which is pretty entertaining just because Tyler is a ridiculous person, but also kind of weirdly poignant since Carmichael had appeared on Tyler's album Igor, which is about unrequited love. But mostly "Jerrod Carmichael Reality Show" is a very uncomfortable but gripping television and it deals with him coming out relatively late in life in his 30s, and having a very tense relationship with his religious parents. 

A really enjoyable Apple TV+ thing that is basically one 90-minute doc about Steve Martin's early life and his meteoric rise as a standup comic, complete with looks at his notebooks from the '70s and his whole methodical, intellectual approach to becoming an extremely silly, almost juvenile performer, and then another 90 minutes about his film career and later life. I wish the latter part had a little more about the movies since I grew up on so many Steve Martin movies, but I really liked how they threaded that stuff through his life story and showed how he very gradually found some personal peace beyond his professional success and excelled in so many different mediums. The behind-the-scenes stuff on his tours with Martin Short are great, they're as funny just bullshitting and critiquing each other's joke ideas as they are actually performing onstage. 

I don't really like prank shows, but I like seeing talented magicians and illusionists do their thing, and I like how these are mostly good-natured deceptions where each episode has two elaborate deceptions where someone wants to get good-natured revenge on a friend or sibling. 

A Netflix thing about the sort of cultural history of Christianity apart from the actual religious mythology, which I think is a very interesting angle to approach it from. 

This is about the kind of thing you'd expect, alien abductions and Lake Lanier and so on, but it's fun, probably the best case scenario for disposable low budget Netflix filler. 

This is closer to the worst case scenario for disposable low budget Netflix filler, just a really corny satirical thing full of hacky humor and stock footage, I feel bad for Peter Dinklage that he got roped into narrating this. 

I had never heard of Synanon, but apparently from the '50s to the '90s it evolved from a support group for addicts into some kind of insane and dangerous cult, really fascinating stuff, I'm glad HBO made a docuseries about it. 

A Netflix series with a somewhat similar topic about a disciplinary school becoming really corrupt and harmful, a sad story but not as gripping and sensational as "The Synanon Fix." 

Another Netflix show about a cult, this time one I'd actually heard of! Raelians are funny, man, I try not to be judgmental but it's wild to me that stuff like this ever caught on, I guess it shows how predatory cults are to people who are really lost. 

After making a bazillion hours of network crime procedurals, Dick Wolf has made a true crime series for Netflix that kind of works to format real stories about real people into a familiar "Law & Order"-type shape, which is really unappealing and distasteful to me. 

More true crime newsmagazine gunk, this time on the CW. 

I know nothing about rugby, but it's a sport I'm curious about and this Netflix docuseries is very interesting and watchable. 

A Netflix docuseries about victims of a serial cyberstalker, I suppose it's interesting to see the details of a case like this but it's just kind of what I expected and a bummer to watch. 

This is definitely one of the more interesting Netflix true crime things I've seen lately, just a completely horrifying story of a couple who were victims of a home invasion but the cops didn't believe their story and thought the guy had killed his girlfriend who was kidnapped. 

A weird depressing Netflix reality show from Korea where influencers compete to see who's the most...influential, I guess. 

A weird depressing Netflix reality show from Japan where only the women can propose to the men, but they have this looming deadline in which to make decisions, feels just lightly more cruel and dystopian than these shows often are. 

A pretty crazy Netflix show from Spain about this guy who, as a teenager, was a very successful fraud who had millionaires and politicians fooled, fascinating story. 

Deep Album Cuts Vol. 355: Cher

Thursday, April 04, 2024

 






Cher is nominated for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame this year, alongside Mary J. BligeMariah CareyDave Matthews Band, Eric B. & Rakim, Foreigner, Peter FramptonJane's Addiction, Kool & The GangLenny KravitzOasis, Sinead O'Connor, Ozzy Osbourne, Sade, and A Tribe Called Quest.  

Cher album cuts (Spotify playlist):

1. Just You (with Sonny Bono)
2. Dream Baby
3. Time
4. I Look For You (with Sonny Bono)
5. The Cruel War
6. Living For You (with Sonny Bono)
7. Classified 1A
8. Crystal Clear / Muddy Waters (with Sonny Bono)
9. Mama Was A Rock And Roll Singer, Papa Used To Write All Her Songs (with Sonny Bono)
10. Chastity Sun
11. Holy Smoke!
12. Do I Ever Cross Your Mind
13. Working Girl
14. Does Anybody Really Fall In Love Anymore?
15. The Gunman
16. Taxi Taxi
17. Real Love
18. Lovers Forever
19. Drop Top Sleigh Ride (with Tyga)

Track 1 from Sonny & Cher's Look At Us (1965)
Track 2 from All I Really Want To Do (1965)
Track 3 from The Sonny Side Of Cher (1966)
Track 4 from Sonny & Cher's The Wondrous World Of Sonny & Cher (1966)
Track 5 from Cher (1966)
Track 6 from Sonny & Cher's In Case You're In Love (1967)
Track 7 from Gypsys, Tramps & Thieves (UK version) (1971)
Track 8 from Sonny & Cher's All I Ever Need Is You (1972)
Track 9 from Sonny & Cher's Mama Was A Rock And Roll Singer, Papa Used To Write All Her Songs (1973)
Track 10 from Half-Breed (1973)
Track 11 from Prisoner (1979)
Track 12 from I Paralyze (1982)
Track 13 from Cher (1987)
Track 14 from Heart Of Stone (1989)
Track 15 from It's A Man's World (1995)
Track 16 from Believe (1998)
Track 17 from Living Proof (2001)
Track 18 from Closer To The Truth (2013)
Track 19 from Christmas (2023)

The other day a friend of mine, the Baltimore rapper D.King, sent me a video of him meeting Cher, and praising her as "the first one with one name and the first one to use AutoTune." And it was funny because I had just been listening to Cher for this playlist and thinking about how much she is the prototype for the modern pop star, the biggest mononym diva before Madonna. 

Sonny Bono and Cher met in 1962, and both worked for Phil Spector, and she sang backing vocals on some of the biggest songs of the '60s, including "Be My Baby" and "You've Lost That Loving Feeling." Then in 1965 they made "I Got You Babe," and spent nearly a decade as America's favorite married pop duo. They made five albums together, plus Cher released several solo albums, with Bono as the primary producer and songwriter. 

Sonny Bono wrote "Classified 1-A," a song from the perspective of a soldier dying in Vietnam, and Cher recorded it for one of her most successful solo albums, 1971's Gypsys, Tramps & Thieves. The song was deemed too controversial and unpatriotic at the time and only appeared on the UK release of the album, and on a single B-side in America (it's still not on the Spotify version of the album, so I grabbed it from a compilation for this playlist). The 9-minute title track to Mama Was A Rock And Roll Singer, Papa Used To Write All Her Songs is pretty remarkable too. 

Cher has had historic longevity as a solo artist since breaking up with Bono in 1974, and she became the oldest female artist to top the Hot 100 when she released "Believe" at 52. Cher worked with a wide array of songwriters and producers, including a lot of the big names of '80s pop like Desmond Child, Diane Warren, and Michael Bolton, and sporadically writing herself. "Does Anybody Really Fall In Love Anymore?" was an outtake from Bon Jovi's New Jersey, written by Child, Warren, Jon Bon Jovi and Richie Sambora. 

Some of Cher's co-writing credits include "Chastity Sun" (co-written with Seals and Croft), "The Gunman" (produced by Trevor Horn), "Lovers Forever," and "Real Love" (produced by Stargate, with lots of "Believe"-style AutoTune). Last year "DJ Play A Christmas Song" hit #1 on the Dance/Electronic Digital Song Sales chart, making Cher the only solo artist in history to score a #1 song on a Billboard chart in 7 different decades. Somehow it felt right to open the playlist with a duet with Sonny Bono, and end it with a Christmas song with Tyga, who tells Cher to "shake that thang like a snowglobe." 

Cher actually made one album in which she co-produced every song and co-wrote nearly every song, and I was disappointed to see that it's actually not on Spotify. Cher attended a songwriters' workshop in 1994, and recorded a set of songs that her label Warner Bros. declined to release because it was "not commercial." After the success of 1998's Believe and the rise of the internet, Cher decided to finally self-release the album under the title not.com.mercial in 2000 through an early online music retailer, ARTISTdirect, before continuing to release more conventional albums through Warners. Since it was never on a proper label, not.com.mercial is not on streaming services today, but you can hear it on YouTube and it's pretty cool, I wish I could have included it here, and perfectly polished and marketable if Warners had been willing to accept a mellower sound from Cher. It closes with "Classified 1A" as a bonus track -- even long after she'd parted ways with Sonny Bono, she was proud of that song. 

Wednesday, April 03, 2024

 





I interviewed Brittany Spencer, a country singer from Baltimore who just appeared on Beyonce's Cowboy Carter and released her own great debut album My Stupid Life in January, for the Baltimore Banner

My Top 50 Alternative Singles of the 1980s

Tuesday, April 02, 2024
 








Every time I've made genre lists for the last few decades, I've used "rock/alternative" as my awkward umbrella term for everything rock and everything that was considered "alternative" but wasn't necessarily guitar-based. The '80s were the one time when there was kind of a identifiable line between mainstream rock and things that had a punk or new wave lineage, though, so I decided to make two separate lists this one time. It's still blurry here and there and I had to make some editorial decisions: Tom Petty and Cheap Trick fall on the "mainstream rock" side, and The Police and U2 are on the "alterative" side. That's partly down to the Transatlantic cultural divide: only 18 of these 50 songs are by fully American acts, with the rest mostly from England and sometimes Ireland or Scotland or Australia or New Zealand. 

Here's the Spotify playlist, and previous lists I've done of '80s R&B and '80s hip-hop

1. Violent Femmes - "Blister In The Sun" (1983)
Ever since I realized that the debuts by Violent Femmes and R.E.M. were both released in April 1983, it's felt like that's the unofficial starting point of the golden age of "college rock," the era when college radio stations started to create a real groundswell for alternative rock that hadn't yet broken into commercial radio. Violent Femmes finally went platinum in 1991, and for most of the '90s four different songs were in steady rotation on alternative radio. Nowadays, only the biggest of those songs, "Blister In The Sun," still really lingers, but it always feels like a welcome vestige of a singular moment, an acoustic punk record from Wisconsin that seemed to come from nowhere and remains an outlier on a list full of distortion pedals and synths.  

2. The Cure - "Just Like Heaven" (1987)
Back when rock was a more commercially dominant genre, a band could get away waiting almost a minute until bringing the vocals in if the instrumental intro was compelling enough. Sometimes that means something really flashy like the "Sweet Child o' Mine" lead guitar, but The Cure had a knack for slowly layering instruments to build the mood before Robert Smith would say a word. And all 49 seconds of "Just Like Heaven" before Smith sings are perfectly paced, one indelible instrumental hook after another, like the cast of your favorite TV show walking in the room, one at a time. Fittingly, there's a radio show named after "Just Like Heaven" that centers on alternative rock of the '80s and '90s. Bafflingly, there's a music festival named after "Just Like Heaven" that centers on alternative rock of the early 2000s. 

3. Talking Heads - "Once In A Lifetime" (1981) 
A kaleidoscopic and polyrhythmic move away from their rock quartet origins, Remain In Light probably could've been the bad career move that pushed Talking Heads further away from the mainstream after making major inroads on their first 3 albums. But they shot an unforgettable video for Remain's catchiest song mere months before the debut of MTV, directed by fellow early MTV darling Toni Basil, and it became a signature song for the band, one of the tracks that made their feature film stardom in Stop Making Sense possible. A couple years ago I was listening to the live version of "Once In A Lifetime" on The Name of This Band is Talking Heads in my car and I thought "what if I turned off the CD and this song was on the radio right now?" and I did, and it was. 

4. R.E.M. - "It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)" (1987)
There were several times in R.E.M.'s career when they punctured their Southern gothic mystique with big, bright hooks and sometimes silly lyrics that could've derailed their fairly flawless ascent to becoming one of the most respected bands in America and role models for models for how a band can go mainstream and still be considered "alternative." "The One I Love" probably had to hit first for "It's The End Of The World" to not turn them into a goofy one hit wonder, but I really do love this absurdly wordy anthem. 

5. Kate Bush - "Running Up That Hill" (1985)
I didn't hear "Running Up That Hill" on the radio regularly until 2022, but it was already a genuine classic and the biggest hit by the queen of art rock before that, and I'm glad it feels more like a no-brainer to rank it here than it would've pre-"Stranger Things." 

6. Jane's Addiction - "Mountain Song" (1988)
I don't know if we'd remember Jane's Addiction as such a pivotal band in the rise of alternative rock in the late '80s and early '90s if someone besides Perry Farrell had come up with the Lollapalooza festival. But their enshrined place in that era feels right, because Jane's had a bit of hair metal in their DNA along with the goth punk weirdo constituency, and it all comes together in such a magnificent roar on "Mountain Song." 

7. Devo - "Whip It" (1980)
Devo were as much an idea as a band, and they made pamphlets and a short film, and even attracted the attention of people like David Bowie and Neil Young, before they'd made an album. I can see where there may have been doubts early on that they could be a proper rock band that sold records -- Richard Branson, whose Virgin Records distributed Devo's debut album in Europe, actually attempted to install John Lydon as Devo's frontman after the breakup of the Sex Pistols. But Devo quickly became an amazing band, and those first three records in particular are just monsters, culminating in Freedom of Choice, and "Whip It" becoming a genuine hit single before anyone knew it would be the band's breakout song. By the way, John Cena does a really impressive dick-themed cover of "Whip It" in the new movie Ricky Stanicky, highly recommended. 

8. The Human League - "Don't You Want Me" (1982)
The "Second British Invasion," in which "Don't You Want Me" was the first in an avalanche of American #1 hits by British groups in the early '80s, was I think the butterfly effect of punk being a much bigger mainstream phenomenon in the UK in 1977 than it ever was in the U.S., leading to new wave and post-punk and eventually even very arch synth pop like the Human League, which I don't think I would've clocked as "alternative" when I was a kid and that mostly meant loud guitars. 

9. Modern English - "I Melt With You" (1983)
The weirdest thing about "I Melt With You" is that it actually reached its highest chart peak in the '90s, when one of the most '80s-sounding songs was re-released in 1990. The second weirdest thing about "I Melt With You" is that I picture Fred Durst, not the members of Modern English, when I hear it. 

10. U2 - "New Year's Day" (1983)
I usually repeat artists here and there in these top 50 lists when certain acts were major figures in the period/genre I'm covering, but there was just so much ground to cover here that I couldn't bring myself to. And it's pretty tough picking one top '80s U2 song, but War really feels like their biggest growth spurt, a moment where they really became U2 and all four members were suddenly really good at their roles in the group. 

























11. They Might Be Giants – “Don’t Let’s Start” (1987)
I feel like my selections near the top of this list have sort of unintentionally highlighted this divide in '80s new wave and alternative, which consisted of some extremely cool, brooding romantic people in the UK, and some of the goofiest nerds you've ever seen in the U.S. Early They Might Be Giants had some of the coolest, most detailed drum machine programming of '80s alt-rock, it was always really dynamic and more like the parts a live drummer would come up with. 

12. INXS - "Don't Change" (1982)
So many of INXS's hits are impossibly sleek and groove driven songs with lots of saxophone, but I also come back a lot to this surging anthem, which beats a lot of the best bands of the '80s at their own game. 

13. Soft Cell - "Tainted Love/Where Did Our Love Go?" (1981)
Gloria Jones's "Tainted Love" flopped in the '60s, was championed as a beloved obscurity by British 'Northern soul' clubbers in the '70s, and refracted through the synth pop cabaret sound of Soft Cell as a worldwide hit in the '80s, a fascinating arc. 

14. The B-52s - "Love Shack" (1989)
I was born in '82, and "Love Shack" is more or less the only song on this list that I can remember hearing when it was new. I fucking loved it as a little 7 or 8-year-old, and I probably love it even more now, as a song and within the entirety of the B-52's catalog. 

15. Pet Shop Boys - "West End Girls" (1986)
I didn't set out to put three of the most outwardly queer acts on the list right in a row like this, but after I realized it, I decided to let it stay (and it shouldn't surprise me as much as it did to see that Neil Tennant and Fred Schneider didn't officially "come out" until the '90s, because I remember how horribly homophobic the '80s were). 

16. Sonic Youth - "Teen Age Riot" (1988)
"Teen Age Riot" scraped the lower reaches of Billboard's Modern Rock chart shortly after it was introduced in 1988, but as the opening song of perhaps the greatest rock album of the '80s, Daydream Nation, the song holds a certain power far beyond its pop culture footprint. 

17. Tears For Fears - "Everybody Wants To Rule The World" (1985)
Although "Head Over Heels" hooked me first, I have no problem with "Everybody Wants To Rule The World" being the Tears For Fears songs that remains ubiquitous year after year. I got to interview Roland Orzabal and Curtis Smith a couple years ago, after listening to their music for practically my entire life, and that was pretty cool, they're nice guys. 

18. Eurythmics - "Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This)" (1983)
Just as Orzabal and Smith played in a mod revival band called Graduate before getting keyboards and starting Tears For Fears, Annie Lennox and Dave Stewart made three rock albums with The Tourists before they got a synth and became a duo that would top the charts. "Sweet Dreams" is so overplayed that some days I don't want to hear it at all, but when it hits, it hits. 

19. The Clash - "Rock The Casbah"  (1982)
"Rock The Casbah" is another one of those songs that is so overplayed that I wasn't sure I loved it enough to include, but there's some incredibly cool stuff going on in the mix. And I love that it's such a collaborative effort -- most of the music created by Topper Headon during a slow day in the studio, Joe Strummer verses, and a Mick Jones chorus. There are a handful of bands where I wish I could go back and keep their classic lineup together for a few years, just to see what else they might have accomplished, and The Clash are definitely high on that list, imagine if Jones and Headon hadn't been pushed out and they created a true follow-up to Combat Rock instead of Cut The Crap

20. Billy Idol - "Dancing With Myself" (1981)
Lots of first wave punk rockers eventually became pop stars in some fashion, but Billy Idol, who was a member of Chelsea and Generation X in 1976 as well as part of the original core Sex Pistols following, spent the '80s as kind of a cartoon character Elvis Presley version of a punk rocker and a Top 40 chart mainstay. I think his music and his whole goofy persona is pretty awesome, especially on "Dancing With Myself," the Generation X song that launched his solo career. 





























21. Dexys Midnight Runners - "Come On Eileen" (1983)
The song that was #1 in America between "Billie Jean" and "Beat It" is the kind of everything-at-once celtic punk folk soul anthem that, like some of the other songs on this list, might feel too huge and ubiquitous to be really considered "alternative," but is one of those strange pop music triumphs that was only made possible with the doors opened by punk. 

22. Suicidal Tendencies - "Institutionalized" (1984)
Supposedly the first hardcore song to be played on MTV and a staple on the trailblazing L.A. alternative station KROQ, "Institutionalized" is both hilariously quotable ("all I want is a Pepsi!") and a harrowing little one act play. 

23. The Dead Milkmen - "Punk Rock Girl" (1989)
'80s college radio was a hotbed for novelty songs that had some kind of darkness or underground cachet to them, from Camper Van Beethoven's "Take The Skinheads Bowling" to The Nails' "88 Lines About 44 Women." And The Dead Milkmen were truly the kings of college radio novelty hits, from "Bitchin' Camaro" to "Punk Rock Girl," one of several songs on here like "Institutionalized" that I associate with the "Beavis and Butthead" commentary on the video. 

24. The Cult - "She Sells Sanctuary" (1985)
The Cult had goth and post-punk roots, but by the time they made most of their well-known singles, I feel like they were pretty much just a straight-ahead riff rock band that happened to look pretty goth. Billboard began publishing a Dance Club Songs chart in 1976, and it's fascinating that songs like "She Sells Sanctuary" appeared on it in those years after the disco boom and before people stopped dancing to rock music. I've often wondered where she sells sanctuary. By the seashore, perhaps? Maybe not, it's hard to imagine these guys anywhere near a beach. 

25. Squeeze - "Pulling Mussels (From The Shell)" (1980)
There are Squeeze fans that hate "Tempted," but not me, I think it's one of the handful of absolutely perfect songs that Chris Difford and Glen Tilbrook wrote. But if I have to pick their very best, I have to go with one of those more typical Squeeze tracks with Tilbrook singing lead. 

26. Wang Chung - "Dance Hall Days" (1984)
Even when I was a little kid, "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" just seemed like an oppressively stupid, simple pop song. So I was pleasantly surprised when I grew up and realized that just a couple years earlier the same band made an incredibly smooth and suave song I'd savor every time I heard it. A group of white guys calling themselves Wang Chung -- definitely something you probably couldn't get away with today. 

27. The Replacements - "Alex Chilton" (1987)
The Replacements are kind of the classic case study of a great band thriving at an indie level and then wilting a little once they reach the major label level and are expected to deliver something palatable for the mainstream, which happened a lot pre-Nirvana and only slightly less often post-Nirvana. But nearly all of the Replacements' major label singles, and really most of their major label songs, are pretty great, and "Alex Chilton" managed to be both a snappy radio-friendly song and a salute to the original frustrated cult hero rock star, Big Star's Alex Chilton. 

28. A-ha - "Take On Me" (1985)
Another song that I might have ranked higher when I was younger, before my enthusiasm was dimmed by decades of bad covers and karaoke renditions. But I think my respect for the durability of "Take On Me" has strengthened a little by two of the biggest songs of the last five years, The Weeknd's "Blinding Lights" and Harry Styles's "As It Was," both using it as a clear template. 

29. The Police - "Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (1981)
Most Police songs are all about the interplay between the three members, the way Stewart Copeland puts a spring in the step of Sting's melodies and Andy Summer sprinkles bright textures over them. But "Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" is one of my favorites because of the way Jean Alain Roussel's piano takes center stage, while the core trio still plays brilliantly around and beneath it. 

30. Big Country - "In A Big Country" (1983)
The idea that a Scottish band's guitars sort of sound like bagpipes is a cute signature, but as someone who adores the sound of bagpipes and also adores "In A Big Country," I kind of wish it had opened up a whole lot more guitar exploration in that direction, and there's so much other cool shit going on with this song, that big slapping drum sound and the little breakdowns. 





























31. The Pretenders - "Back On The Chain Gang" (1983)
The Pretenders' original quartet recorded two incredible albums in 1980 and 1981, and by the end of 1983, drugs had killed two members of the band. Moving on from that is hard to imagine. But Chrissie Hynde, who was three months pregnant, went into the studio with Martin Chambers after James Honeyman-Scott's death and before Pete Farndon's death, and recorded two incredible songs, "Back On The Chain Gang" and "My City Was Gone," with Big Country's Tony Butler on bass, that would help launch The Pterenders' unlikely second act. 

32. Wall Of Voodoo - "Mexican Radio"  (1983)
I always loved this song and meant to check out more Wall Of Voodoo, so I'm listening to Call Of The West right now and it's a pretty awesome album, I should have done this sooner, I love the whole combination of drum machines and synths witharmonicas and mystical southwestern vibes. Another alternative rock classic, Concrete Blonde's 1990 single "Joey," was written about Johnette Napolitano's relationship with Wall of Voodoo guitarist Marc Moreland. 

33. Crowded House - "Don't Dream It's Over" (1987)
I think Neil Finn's one of the greatest songwriters in the world, and "Don't Dream It's Over" is just about the only time (along with, to a lesser extent, "I Got You" by Split Enz) that America really recognized his genius. 

34. Depeche Mode – “People Are People” (1984)
It's funny to think that Depeche Mode are embarrassed by "People Are People" and haven't performed it in 35 years, but they still regularly do "Just Can't Get Enough." It's all bubblegum relative to the rest of their catalog, I suppose, but I like both songs. 

35. General Public - "Tenderness" (1984)
On paper, General Public look like the most promising supergroup of the mid-'80s, boasting members of The (English) Beat, Dexys Midnight Runners, The Specials and The Clash (Mick Jones left the group pretty early on, but plays guitar on some tracks including "Tenderness"). 

36. The Pixies - "Here Comes Your Man"
For a couple years I had a stupid habit of buying CD singles and EPs to sort of test out bands I was curious about, and in the mid-'90s when every cool band was namechecking The Pixies, I bought the "Here Comes Your Man" single and was totally underwhelmed by this bright, goofy song. A couple years later, I heard Come On Pilgrim and got on board with what The Pixies actually sounded like, though, and now I appreciate "Here Comes Your Man"'s place in the band's catalog. 

37. The Ramones - "We Want The Airwaves" (1981)
I remember being surprised to hear that The Ramones were frustrated by years of trying and failing to land a big mainstream hit -- why would the ultimate punk band, with a loyal worldwide cult, care about such things? Now, though, I get it -- by the early '80s, so many of the Ramones' CBGBs contemporaries and UK acolytes had scored big hit singles on the pop charts, and there's so much bubblegum pop in the Ramones' musical DNA that they had a right to feel like they had a shot. And of course, it eventually happened to the point that I hear "I Wanna Be Sedated" and "Blitzkrieg Bop" on the radio regularly, but in '81, they were pissed, they wanted the airwaves, baby!  

38. Joan Jett & The Blackhearts - "Bad Reputation" (1981)
With all the punk bands that got on mainstream radio in the '80s, often with more quirky pop styles like Blondie and Talking Heads, it feels notable that "Bad Reputation" is one of the only songs that actually sounds like a hard-charging punk song in the mold of the Ramones' debut that broke through on that level. 

39. The Smiths - "How Soon Is Now?" (1985)
Music history is full of B-sides that upstaged A-sides, and I love how it illustrates the unpredictability of success. "How Soon Is Now?" just sounds so massive within the Smiths catalog that it still baffles me a little that they initially hit it on the B-side of "William, It Was Really Nothing," but within a year it triumphed. 

40. Oingo Boingo - "Dead Man's Party" (1986)
Anytime I do a list looking back on music of past decades, there's a minefield of disgraced stars, but '80s alternative is relatively light on those kinds of stories. So I felt really massively disappointed in Danny Elfman when a couple of sexual harassment and assault lawsuits went public last year, he's made so much music I've enjoyed, and "Dead Man's Party" was one of my favorite '80s oldies that I was exposed to by WHFS in the '90s. But if I've got a shithead like Morrissey on here, I dunno, I guess Elfman can stay, but I'll still note that they apparently suck as people. 



























41. The Waterboys - "The Whole Of The Moon" (1986)
"Fisherman's Blues" was the song that got me into The Waterboys but I think now I prefer their other signature song, but both are amazing. Rest in peace to Karl Wallinger, who just passed away last month. 

42. Fine Young Cannibals - "Good Thing" (1989)
I love that Fine Young Cannibals went to Baltimore and played "Good Thing" in Barry Levinson's Tin Men two years before the song topped the Hot 100. Great movie, by the way, check it out if you haven't. 

43. Madness - "Our House" (1983)
The first time I heard this song was watching reruns of "The Young Ones," and when I heard "Our House," I still picture Madness throwing down their instruments and getting caught up in a brawl in the middle of the song. 

44. The Waitresses - "Christmas Wrapping" (1981)
This song probably wouldn't exist without Blondie inventing white girl rap on "Rapture" a year earlier, but I prefer "Christmas Wrapping," it's one of my favorite holiday songs ever. Last year both Mars Williams, who played saxophone on "Christmas Wrapping," passed away just a few weeks before Christmas, as did Shane MacGowan, who wrote the other '80s alternative Christmas classic, "Fairytale Of New York."

45. Sinead O'Connor - "Mandinka" (1987)
I didn't hear much of Sinead O'Connor's first album when she was super famous in the '90s, but man, that record holds up, I wish she made a few more like that one. 

46. David Bowie - "Ashes To Ashes" (1980)
"Ashes To Ashes" was sort of a blockbuster sequel to "Space Oddity" revisiting the Major Tom character, and it was treated as an event in the UK, where it went to #1, and had the most expensive music video ever made in the pre-MTV era. It's a genuinely strange-sounding song, though, especially that insane flanged piano riff, so I'm not surprised it missed the charts in America. 

47. Peter Gabriel - "Games Without Frontiers" (1980)
Peter Gabriel was, along with Bowie, one of the few established rock stars that seemed to remain beloved and respected by the post-punk new wave crowd in the early '80s. And I can understand that, especially with Gabriel's third solo album, made when he was the first musician in the UK with a Fairlight CMI. A lot of '70s prog rockers got synths and tried to stay contemporary in the '80s, but Gabriel is one guy who didn't seem like he was just playing catch up but was actually ahead of the curve. 

48. The Hooters - "And We Danced" (1985)
Another song kind of on the border between new wave and mainstream rock that I decided to include here just because I love it. The melodica doesn't get enough respect, I say. 

49. New Order - "Bizarre Love Triangle" (1986)
Again, I have to show how much I'm a child of the '90s in that I knew Frente's cover of "Bizarre Love Triangle" before the original, but on some level I think hearing the lyric in a more delicate context endeared me to how hard the New Order version goes. 

50. Simple Minds - "Don't You (Forget About Me)" (1985)
I roll my eyes when someone does a John Hughes homage with a "Don't You (Forget About Me)" needledrop in a movie or TV show every few months for the last couple decades, but now and again I remember how good this extremely overexposed song is.